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Zum Entsetzen aller Beteiligten, wie auch umstehender Personen und einiger schamfreier Gaffer, welche sich an jenem tosenden Unheil zu ergötzen vermochten, folgte nun des Wochensortiments schrecklichste Geißel: 𝕯𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖌.
Und es sollten sich die Wolken teilen, um über ihnen nimmer endende Irrungen und Wirrungen an bovinem Fäkal und fremdgetriebener Lethargie zu erbrechen, auf dass sie zu erkennen gezwungen wären, welche Urkraft der irrealen Zusammenkunft letztlich Herrschaft über sie darstellen sollte: 𝕯𝖆𝖘 𝕭𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖋𝖔𝖓.
So zogen sie alsbald hin, zu tun wie ihnen geheißen, wohlgleich sie – diesem Schauerspiel trotzend – Trost suchten im einzigen ihnen sicher geglaubten Elixir, das dem Abgrund unter ihnen gleichend tiefschwarz glitzernd Erlösung oder mithin als Mindestmaß Linderung versprach, lag jenes doch in unmittelbarer Nähe befindlich hoffnungsschürend bereit:
K̸͓͙͖̥͗͛ä̷̯̼̤͔̈́f̵̧̿̋͒̈f̷̫̝̖̾̓c̸̛͔̀ḣ̶̳͋̓͊ë̷̫̟́͜͝͝n̵̨̳̬̒?̴̩̈́̄ ☕
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Temos uma direita com maioria qualificada, pontinha para fazer a sua revisão constitucional. Muitos parabéns a todos os envolvidos, incluindo abstencionistas e quem votou branco ou nulo.
Agarrem-se bem, aproxima-se tempestade.
#legislativas2025
Temos uma direita com maioria qualificada, pontinha para fazer a sua revisão constitucional. Muitos parabéns a todos os envolvidos, incluindo abstencionistas e quem votou branco ou nulo.
Agarrem-se bem, aproxima-se tempestade.
#legislativas2025
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@movq Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
@movq Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
@movq What a wonderful present! Crazy how time flies.
@movq What a wonderful present! Crazy how time flies.
@kat I only listened to you while going through my photos, so I did not pay very close attention. :-)
Since you have a proper server – haha, not just one – and hence are not limited, I suggest you learn a real programming language and don't waste your time with this PHP mess. It might have improved a wee bit since I was a kid, but it felt like some hacked together shit. The defaults also were questionable at best, it was easier to hold it wrong than right. This stands testament to bad design and is especially terrible from a security point of view.
You're right, programming is like any other craft. You only truly learn by actually doing it. And this just takes time. Very long time to master it. Or as close to as it gets. The more you know, the more you realize what else you don't know (yet). It's a never ending process. So, take it easy, don't get discouraged, happy hacking and enjoy the endeavor! :-)
@kat I only listened to you while going through my photos, so I did not pay very close attention. :-)
Since you have a proper server – haha, not just one – and hence are not limited, I suggest you learn a real programming language and don't waste your time with this PHP mess. It might have improved a wee bit since I was a kid, but it felt like some hacked together shit. The defaults also were questionable at best, it was easier to hold it wrong than right. This stands testament to bad design and is especially terrible from a security point of view.
You're right, programming is like any other craft. You only truly learn by actually doing it. And this just takes time. Very long time to master it. Or as close to as it gets. The more you know, the more you realize what else you don't know (yet). It's a never ending process. So, take it easy, don't get discouraged, happy hacking and enjoy the endeavor! :-)
We had sun, clouds, wind, rain and a whole lot of fun on our trip to the Wasserberg. We've been out seven hours in total, not bad at all for all those kilometers. We added on some detours to check out a pond I've been introduced by a mate a few years back.
After some (expensive) tucker at the Wasserberghaus, we tried to actually visit the summit this time. However, there's nothing to see, just a rough logging trail (46-49). That was a dead end, so we had to turn around. It was some nice exploring, but I reckon this was my first and last time up there. :-)
Wasserberg on the left, Fuchseck on the right
Unfortunately, we didn't go to the neighboring Fuchseck this time, only the Wasserberg with some extras.
https://lyse.isobeef.org/wanderung-auf-den-wasserberg-2025-05-18/
We had sun, clouds, wind, rain and a whole lot of fun on our trip to the Wasserberg. We've been out seven hours in total, not bad at all for all those kilometers. We added on some detours to check out a pond I've been introduced by a mate a few years back.
After some (expensive) tucker at the Wasserberghaus, we tried to actually visit the summit this time. However, there's nothing to see, just a rough logging trail (46-49). That was a dead end, so we had to turn around. It was some nice exploring, but I reckon this was my first and last time up there. :-)
Wasserberg on the left, Fuchseck on the right
Unfortunately, we didn't go to the neighboring Fuchseck this time, only the Wasserberg with some extras.
https://lyse.isobeef.org/wanderung-auf-den-wasserberg-2025-05-18/
@kat this is the way. Tell your pod I am very proud of them! 😂
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@kat This is way too long for me to watch in its entirety, but: “Ugh, talking is weird” – I feel that, very much. 😅
@kat This is way too long for me to watch in its entirety, but: “Ugh, talking is weird” – I feel that, very much. 😅
(Where is there no bass emoji in Unicode? Pah.)
(Where is there no bass emoji in Unicode? Pah.)
@lyse That bird pic goes right in the wallpaper collection. 😍
@lyse That bird pic goes right in the wallpaper collection. 😍
@lyse He was a gift. 💚 Hatched in 2007. 🐣 Will be allowed to drive this year.
@lyse He was a gift. 💚 Hatched in 2007. 🐣 Will be allowed to drive this year.
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Estaban entrevistando al Chojín en directo (tan lúcido como siempre) en el canal 24h, y ha añadido un agradecimiento a RTVE sobre como ha tratado el tema de Gaza en Eurovisión.
A las presentadoras se les han inflado las narices de orgullo. ⌘ Read more****
@prologic my pod does whatever it wants at this point
@prologic my pod does whatever it wants at this point
[47°09′47″S, 126°43′39″W] Storm recedes -- back to normal work
@kat Watching your vlog right now 😅
@kat I just got a bit bored 🥱
whys my feed back to showing like 5 twts
whys my feed back to showing like 5 twts
@prologic a couple of days?!?! and to learn that omg are you studying for a phd at nasa
@prologic a couple of days?!?! and to learn that omg are you studying for a phd at nasa
@kat Haha I did that for a couple of days last week 🤣 What was I doing you ask?! 😅 Studying and learning how Artificial Neural Networks with Evolutionary Adaptation work 🤣
[47°09′17″S, 126°43′40″W] Wind speed: 87kph -- batteries low
morning yarn verse, i was up for 20 hours yesterday and i got 4 hours of sleep today. FML
morning yarn verse, i was up for 20 hours yesterday and i got 4 hours of sleep today. FML
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Y boycot a nuestra canción. Que de verdad era un espectáculo completo que se merecía estar entre las 5 primeras.
Pero Israel ha debido comprar Sims a mansalva porque no se explican los resultados. Lo mismo que el año pasado.
Si lo que querían era lavar su imagen, creo que se ha conseguido lo contrario. Se ha hablado mucho más del genocidio, y lo ridículos y matones que son comprando votos para un concurso de canciones. ⌘ Read more****
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Respecto al tema de #Eurovisión
Rtve (televisión pública española) ha hecho tres cosas:
\- Pedir que se abra el debate de expulsar a Israel.
\- Hablar del genocidio durante la actuación en semifinales.
\- En la final poner un texto de apoyo a Palestina antes de la retransmisión.
No es suficiente, pero si los demáa hubieran apoyado otro gallo cantaría, que sólo Belgica estuvo a la altura. Y Portugal que nos apoyó.
A cambio, recibimos presión de la organiz ... ⌘ Read more****
@movq Wow! This giant Tux is just fucking amazing, I have to say. <3 Even a bricked Tux and a GNU!
@movq Wow! This giant Tux is just fucking amazing, I have to say. <3 Even a bricked Tux and a GNU!
Take away my brain/ jab me in the vein/ I will not complain/ send me to Ukraine
[47°09′49″S, 126°43′40″W] Automatic systems disengaged due to thunderstorm
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[47°09′58″S, 126°43′19″W] Working impossible due to heavy rain
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[47°09′25″S, 126°43′07″W] Wind speed: 55kph -- batteries low
[47°09′34″S, 126°43′41″W] Wind speed: 88kph -- batteries low
É hoje o lançamento da #coopAzine nº4, na Mostra de #Fanzines, aberta até às 23h! 
coopAzine 4 por cima do poster da mostra de fanzines
É hoje o lançamento da #coopAzine nº4, na Mostra de #Fanzines, aberta até às 23h! coopAzine 4 por cima do poster da mostra de fanzines
@movq I AM GOING TO CRY THEY'RE SO CUTE T___T THE SILLIES..... i'm so jealous i want my own little tux family!!!!___
@movq I AM GOING TO CRY THEY'RE SO CUTE T___T THE SILLIES..... i'm so jealous i want my own little tux family!!!!___
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[47°09′23″S, 126°43′41″W] Wind speed: 61kph -- batteries low
[47°09′26″S, 126°43′53″W] Wind speed: 95kph -- batteries low
@kat Yup, we got lucky. :-)
@kat Yup, we got lucky. :-)
@thecanine Things in general just sitting around collect dust. Granted, plush is an even worse dust magnet. We badly need some anti-dust material. ;-)
Nice, did you print this keychain yourself?
@thecanine Things in general just sitting around collect dust. Granted, plush is an even worse dust magnet. We badly need some anti-dust material. ;-)
Nice, did you print this keychain yourself?
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[47°09′48″S, 126°43′50″W] Wind speed: N/A -- Cannot comunicate
@aelaraji Cool! 😎 Mind joining the same IRC space? 🙏
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@prologic I can give it a try, might learn a thing or two (or a 100) along the way. 😁
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