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[47°09′01″S, 126°43′25″W] Transfer 25% complete...
@kat @bender Hahaha! I can't recall either, maybe even just a chisel or a knive? I'm not terribly good at it, not even close. It's just fun. And I do it all too rarely. :-/
wanna do so much stuff today but i'm just so tired
wanna do so much stuff today but i'm just so tired
I'm a44df, btw. I'm at a different IP.
@55147 possibly. I was just wondering what the consumer-to-producer ratio looked like in gopherspace, or at least in this chat.
[47°09′55″S, 126°43′04″W] Bad satellite signal -- switching to analog communication
Ok, now I'll have to print a Paositive vibes T-Shirt 😅🤣
I've been poking around with #Crowdsec for the past couple of days, had to deal with a lot of false paositives but I'm starting to get it. I've even hooked it up with #Ntfy just because I can. Now I should try making my own scenarios and see how it goes.
Ntfy x Crowdsec
@terron este gato habla Castellano, o Catalan? Esa oracion suena extranya en Castellano. Yo hubiera escrito:
> "En estos momentos, no sé si le está pidiendo a un dios que libere su pueblo felino, o está mirando una paloma."
[47°09′23″S, 126°43′05″W] Reading: 1.10000 PPM
"Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns it. What I was given was the thing you can't earn, and can't keep, and often don't even recognize at the time; I mean joy."
#qotd from "The Left Hand of Darkness", #ursulakleguin
"Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns it. What I was given was the thing you can't earn, and can't keep, and often don't even recognize at the time; I mean joy."
#qotd from "The Left Hand of Darkness", #ursulakleguin
[47°09′41″S, 126°43′02″W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
[47°09′16″S, 126°43′50″W] 4403 days without news from Herve
@kat woodworking is completely down @lyse ally. You could really say that he was born with a saw in his hands. Or an axe, I don’t remember.
@movq a first edition signed Superman comic book, carefully folded just to fit, but not damaged enough to have lost its value?
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(My musical project) #kokori 's new album (a split CD with Floating Ashes) already has its cover revealed!
As said in the past, you can already hear two tracks from the CD in https://anti-demos-cracia.bandcamp.com/album/idiossincrasias-vol-1 , the album is released June 16th, and if can make a pre-order by leaving me a message 😉 
The CD cover. It is called "idiossINcrasias - Vol. 1", by Floating Ashes + kokori, and shows a borg-like pipe construction/factory on what would otherwise be a green field.
(My musical project) #kokori 's new album (a split CD with Floating Ashes) already has its cover revealed!
As said in the past, you can already hear two tracks from the CD in https://anti-demos-cracia.bandcamp.com/album/idiossincrasias-vol-1 , the album is released June 16th, and if can make a pre-order by leaving me a message 😉 The CD cover. It is called "idiossINcrasias - Vol. 1", by Floating Ashes + kokori, and shows a borg-like pipe construction/factory on what would otherwise be a green field.
@lyse oooh that's a good point! woodworking is scary and i don't have much room for it but i do have SOME room in mind that could work for it... i feel like i'd just hurt myself in the process though LOL
@lyse oooh that's a good point! woodworking is scary and i don't have much room for it but i do have SOME room in mind that could work for it... i feel like i'd just hurt myself in the process though LOL
@kat That's cool. Also, looks like a fun woodworking project in case you exceed the hundred slots. :-) The plywood lap joints might be quite repetetive, but gang cutting them with a story stick or some other fixture shouldn't be too terrible.
@movq Their gold teeth collection? ;-)
What do you think I just learned about in this awesome Computerphile video with Matt Godbolt called "Subroutines in Low Level Code"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1su3lAh-k4o
Here's the plot twist, the phrase "till the cows come home". Hahaha, I never heard this before, but I love it! It's always interesting to me to hear English sayings. Sometimes we have the same in German, sometimes – like in this case – entirely different ones. It's fascinating that even though one hasn't come across proverbs, it's typically still clear from the context what's meant.
Yep, some unexpected language stuff. ;-)
i got a shelf for all my cassette tapes! from a lovely person on facebook marketplace :] i don't think they produce these anymore, i think i got a good deal 
i got a shelf for all my cassette tapes! from a lovely person on facebook marketplace :] i don't think they produce these anymore, i think i got a good deal
[47°09′21″S, 126°43′26″W] Storm recedes -- back to normal work
@andros U2FsdGVkX1+2xNV3Xw+Fnx58GRZ3rma8xl5mmSfNYoEbJxRpGekgPX7CkrWJz+U0h9F4FiN6qj0irfmgB+OZug
Sometimes things go wrong when buying CDs second-hand. I bought an album quite cheap – but as it turned out, they only checked the *cover*, not the *content*, so I got something else instead which is actually much more expensive. 🤣
Sometimes things go wrong when buying CDs second-hand. I bought an album quite cheap – but as it turned out, they only checked the *cover*, not the *content*, so I got something else instead which is actually much more expensive. 🤣
@lyse Nice! Next up: Passing file descriptors over Unix sockets. 😃
@lyse Nice! Next up: Passing file descriptors over Unix sockets. 😃
Para a #musiquinta, a minha descoberta musical do ano (até ver), quadros eletrónicos profundamente genre-bending e surpreendentemente acessíveis. Arrisco dizer que qualquer background musical, eletrónico ou não, vai encontrar algo de bom na obra do Photay
https://photay.bandcamp.com/album/windswept
Para a #musiquinta, a minha descoberta musical do ano (até ver), quadros eletrónicos profundamente genre-bending e surpreendentemente acessíveis. Arrisco dizer que qualquer background musical, eletrónico ou não, vai encontrar algo de bom na obra do Photay
https://photay.bandcamp.com/album/windswept
Em Tofu Vivo
#VegetarianAMovieOrShow
Em Tofu Vivo
#VegetarianAMovieOrShow
[47°09′58″S, 126°43′45″W] Wind speed: 83kph -- batteries low
Love all the funky colors though 😎
@kat You'll have to forgive me 🙏 My vision impairment is getting in the way of seeing this "prompt box" thingy 🤣
@dev1ls Ayer lo estuve probando en Windows y Linux, me gustó mucho, ya lo dejé como mi DNS en mi PC y en el trabajo también
@yejokjanan sobre #technitium/dns voy a mirarlo mejor en una vm en #alpline para ver como funciona.. :)
Or is it Textadus (_hmm not sure I can even spell it 😱_) now? 🤔_
@sorenpeter Hah 😅 Just like how we 'all just talk about Twtxt right? 🤣
@kat This sounds cool! 😎 Can you show me? 🤔
@kat Look into using something like pyrra for creating and managing SLO(s) with Prometheus 👌 I use this myself actually, plus I also use HetrixTools for external monitoring with SLO-style measures via status.mills.io 👌
i started a little thing on my dreamwidth and called it a flash prompt box. basically it's a limited time thing where people can prompt me for stuff i'm offering, like short fanfiction, photoshop-edited user icons, music recs, and a bit more! i'm having sooo much fun with it so far it's been a blast just making stuff for friends :)
also more friends are making their own posts with the same concept which is SO cool to see
i started a little thing on my dreamwidth and called it a flash prompt box. basically it's a limited time thing where people can prompt me for stuff i'm offering, like short fanfiction, photoshop-edited user icons, music recs, and a bit more! i'm having sooo much fun with it so far it's been a blast just making stuff for friends :)
also more friends are making their own posts with the same concept which is SO cool to see
[47°09′17″S, 126°43′53″W] Automatic systems disengaged due to blizzard
@prologic noted! that all sounds very scary to me but i should lock in for the best experience for my users! (the best experience for my users is my server not crashing most of the time though so i guess the next best experience LOL)
@prologic noted! that all sounds very scary to me but i should lock in for the best experience for my users! (the best experience for my users is my server not crashing most of the time though so i guess the next best experience LOL)
Para a #musiquinta sobre #anos90 podia escolher qualquer das músicas deste disco, mas vai a #1996 porque... estão a ver, logo o título também dos noventa e tudo...
https://youtu.be/X45Q8XKTaFY 
Foto do CD "Antichrist Superstar" de Marilyn Manson, um disco dos 90 onde aparece a música "1996"
Para a #musiquinta sobre #anos90 podia escolher qualquer das músicas deste disco, mas vai a #1996 porque... estão a ver, logo o título também dos noventa e tudo...
https://youtu.be/X45Q8XKTaFY Foto do CD "Antichrist Superstar" de Marilyn Manson, um disco dos 90 onde aparece a música "1996"
[47°09′51″S, 126°43′06″W] Working impossible due to thunderstorm
[47°09′46″S, 126°43′35″W] Wind speed: 102kph
Hello fellow gopherites! Show of hands: how many of you have your own gopher hole?
Move beyond basic threshold alerts! Define clear Service Level Objectives (SLOs) and measure Service Level Indicators (SLIs) to track real user impact. Use Prometheus to alert when your SLOs are at risk, ensuring you focus on what truly matters to your users. #Monitoring #SRE #Prometheus
@kat I'd recommend alerting off of Prometheus 👌
@xuu Cool! I'll have to give it a watch 👌
@xuu a Star Wars series, eh? Never been a fan. I am Trekkie instead; it comes across as more science fiction, less fantasy. Still, I would see it if only we had Disney+. 😩
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[47°09′59″S, 126°43′44″W] Working impossible due to blizzard
Estoy probando https://technitium.com/dns para tener mi propio servidor DNS y bloquear sitios web a mi gusto; en Windows funciona excelente
[47°09′58″S, 126°43′46″W] Wind speed: N/A -- Cannot comunicate
grafana is confusing af i deployed it again for my job (that is so wild to say...) and i'm like HOW DO THESE ALERTS WORK
grafana is confusing af i deployed it again for my job (that is so wild to say...) and i'm like HOW DO THESE ALERTS WORK
Leyendo sobre teoría de números y aplicándola a Forth
Leyendo sobre teoría de números y aplicándola a Forth
Estou já a ver a #AD fazer com isto como fez com o #SIRESP ou a #CP e dizer que não fez porque o #Governo caiu e que agora só na próxima legislatura...
"No âmbito desta nova lei, os Estados-membros da UE tinham até 17 de fevereiro para designar um coordenador nacional com a tarefa de garantir uma supervisão e aplicação eficazes das regras.
Apesar de Portugal o ter feito, não lhe "conferiu os poderes necessários para desempenharem as suas funções".
A Lei dos #ServiçosDigitais prevê ainda que os Estados-membros estabeleçam regras relativas às sanções aplicáveis às infrações a esse regulamento, o que Portugal não fez.
Ainda hoje, no âmbito do pacote de maio, a Comissão Europeia decidiu enviar um parecer fundamentado a Portugal e outros 18 Estados-membros (Bulgária, Chéquia, Dinamarca, Alemanha, Estónia, Irlanda, Espanha, França, Chipre, Letónia, Luxemburgo, Hungria, Países Baixos, Áustria, Polónia, Eslovénia, Finlândia e Suécia) por não terem notificado a transposição integral da diretiva relativa à #cibersegurança.
Estes países têm agora dois meses para responder ao executivo comunitário, podendo avançar depois para tribunal."
https://www.sapo.pt/noticias/economia/bruxelas-leva-portugal-a-tribunal-por-nao_681b4548d88fae2b23a20a5d
Estou já a ver a #AD fazer com isto como fez com o #SIRESP ou a #CP e dizer que não fez porque o #Governo caiu e que agora só na próxima legislatura...
"No âmbito desta nova lei, os Estados-membros da UE tinham até 17 de fevereiro para designar um coordenador nacional com a tarefa de garantir uma supervisão e aplicação eficazes das regras.
Apesar de Portugal o ter feito, não lhe "conferiu os poderes necessários para desempenharem as suas funções".
A Lei dos #ServiçosDigitais prevê ainda que os Estados-membros estabeleçam regras relativas às sanções aplicáveis às infrações a esse regulamento, o que Portugal não fez.
Ainda hoje, no âmbito do pacote de maio, a Comissão Europeia decidiu enviar um parecer fundamentado a Portugal e outros 18 Estados-membros (Bulgária, Chéquia, Dinamarca, Alemanha, Estónia, Irlanda, Espanha, França, Chipre, Letónia, Luxemburgo, Hungria, Países Baixos, Áustria, Polónia, Eslovénia, Finlândia e Suécia) por não terem notificado a transposição integral da diretiva relativa à #cibersegurança.
Estes países têm agora dois meses para responder ao executivo comunitário, podendo avançar depois para tribunal."
https://www.sapo.pt/noticias/economia/bruxelas-leva-portugal-a-tribunal-por-nao_681b4548d88fae2b23a20a5d
Watched the third installment of Andor for last night. That was some intense story telling. When it finished I was shaking from how much it had brought me into it all. Just wow.
/https://duque-terron.cat/media/photos/IMG_4312.jpeg) #catsoftwtxt
(from: https://vmst.io/@vmstan/114467278604452680 )