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Thanks to @kat and her shelf I finally spent several hours in the woodshop. I wanted to build two drawers for the workbench and thought that I will complete this project in no time. I've been so wrong again. ;-)
I didn't draw any plans, just measured a few times and then went to cutting a bunch of particle board leftovers at the table saw. I routed rebates on the sides, fronts and backs to lap the boxes and sink in the bottom. It turned out that having no plans was a stupid idea. I cut exactly on the lines as I calculated and measured, however, the math in my head fell apart when it eventually met reality. The bottoms are too short, so I gotta glue on some strips. Also, with the longer fronts, the sides won't work either, I have to fix them as well. :-D
Finally, the lid of my cyclone bucket broke when the negative pressure got too large. Oh well. It was just an old wood glue bucket, I've got another empty one, so I can use that lid but strengthen it first with some plywood. Something for future Lyse to deal with.
All in all, it was still good fun. Wood (haha) do it again, but at least with some sketches on paper. ;-)
Moedas na TV a lamentar que ainda não há nenhum unicórnio japonês na fábrica de unicórnios: alguém lhe explique que não foi eleito para jogar Pokemon
Moedas na TV a lamentar que ainda não há nenhum unicórnio japonês na fábrica de unicórnios: alguém lhe explique que não foi eleito para jogar Pokemon
[47°09′33″S, 126°43′32″W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from E
The thing about upright bass is that you *must* play it on a regular basis. At least several times a week, ideally daily. It requires quite a bit of strength and it’s very easy to lose those muscles again – at least I don’t use them that much otherwise. 🤣 I’ve been through several cycles of “gain strength → lose strength → goto 0” now …
The thing about upright bass is that you *must* play it on a regular basis. At least several times a week, ideally daily. It requires quite a bit of strength and it’s very easy to lose those muscles again – at least I don’t use them that much otherwise. 🤣 I’ve been through several cycles of “gain strength → lose strength → goto 0” now …
Learning Functional Programming while reading Ted Chiang short stories has been something...
@kat maybe i'll try to incorporate it into my PHP fanlisting project if i can find a use for an HTMX component
@kat maybe i'll try to incorporate it into my PHP fanlisting project if i can find a use for an HTMX component
@kat i wanna play with HTMX sometime TT no energy....
@kat i wanna play with HTMX sometime TT no energy....
wahhh i wanna make websites but i'm so tired and low energy
wahhh i wanna make websites but i'm so tired and low energy
[47°09′27″S, 126°43′59″W] 4405 days without news from Herve
Yeah I can't figure out when I registered shortcircuit.net.au 😭
@anth Congrats, that's pretty cool! Quite some time, I'm impressed.
@prologic You'll sometimes find the "Creation Date" in whois. Our domain was registered in 2009. Woah. That's also been a while, crazy.
@movq Yup, that's Mr. Compiler Explorer. :-)
@lyse … and I realized only now that that’s the guy behind godbolt.org? I never assumed “godbolt” to be a human name, more like some kind of wordplay. 🥴
@lyse … and I realized only now that that’s the guy behind godbolt.org? I never assumed “godbolt” to be a human name, more like some kind of wordplay. 🥴
None of the above. 🤣 Just a more recent album.
None of the above. 🤣 Just a more recent album.
According to a very old email one of my more personal family domains was registered in 2013 making it 12 years old, so I was closed 🤣 my public facing one is much much older 🤣
@anth I actually don't have a clue how old my public-facing domain is 🤣 I have another more personal one that's probably around ~15 years, but I'm not even sure how to check tbh 😅~
@lyse I agree with this sentiment 🙌
[47°09′55″S, 126°43′06″W] Reading: 1.16000 PPM
My main domain name turned 24 years old today. That feels weird.
My main domain name turned 24 years old today. That feels weird.
@prologic There have always been and there will always be people who have absolutely no clue what they're doing. I've been 100% one of them when I started. Guaranteed, heaps of new SQL injections are born every single day, numbers rising.
That doesn't justify all the WAF crap in the first place, though. In my opinion it's just a filthy plaster applied to an injected wound. The software itself must be secure. Otherwise, don't put that shit on the internet. Probably not even operate it at all. Nowhere. Fix it or throw it in the bin.
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And yes I'm taking some inspiration from Anubis here 😅
One thing about my design here is that it would no longer incorporate "regex"-based rules like OWASP, mostly because my experience thus far has taught me that these rules are kind of overly sensitive, produce false positives and I'm not sure they are really very effective. For example, why is the point of performing SQL injection detection at the Edge using a WAF if you already handle SQL properly in the first place? (_seriously does anyone still construct SQL queries by hand with effectively printf?!_)
Also spent the morning continuing to think about a new design for EdgeGuard's WAF. I'm basically going to build an entirely new pluggable WAF that will be designed to only consider Rate Limiting, IP/ASN-based filtering, JavaScript challenge handling, Basic behavioral analysis and Anomaly detection.
The only part of this design I'm not 100% sure about is the Javascript-based challenge handling? 🤔 I'm also considering making this into a "proof of work" requirement too, but I also don't want to falsely block folks that a) turn Javascript™ off or b) Use a browser like links, elinks or lynx for example.
Hmmm 🧐
Running monthly backups...
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[47°09′01″S, 126°43′25″W] Transfer 25% complete...
@kat @bender Hahaha! I can't recall either, maybe even just a chisel or a knive? I'm not terribly good at it, not even close. It's just fun. And I do it all too rarely. :-/
wanna do so much stuff today but i'm just so tired
wanna do so much stuff today but i'm just so tired
I'm a44df, btw. I'm at a different IP.
@55147 possibly. I was just wondering what the consumer-to-producer ratio looked like in gopherspace, or at least in this chat.
[47°09′55″S, 126°43′04″W] Bad satellite signal -- switching to analog communication
Ok, now I'll have to print a Paositive vibes T-Shirt 😅🤣
I've been poking around with #Crowdsec for the past couple of days, had to deal with a lot of false paositives but I'm starting to get it. I've even hooked it up with #Ntfy just because I can. Now I should try making my own scenarios and see how it goes.
Ntfy x Crowdsec
@terron este gato habla Castellano, o Catalan? Esa oracion suena extranya en Castellano. Yo hubiera escrito:
> "En estos momentos, no sé si le está pidiendo a un dios que libere su pueblo felino, o está mirando una paloma."
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"Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns it. What I was given was the thing you can't earn, and can't keep, and often don't even recognize at the time; I mean joy."
#qotd from "The Left Hand of Darkness", #ursulakleguin
"Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns it. What I was given was the thing you can't earn, and can't keep, and often don't even recognize at the time; I mean joy."
#qotd from "The Left Hand of Darkness", #ursulakleguin
[47°09′41″S, 126°43′02″W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
[47°09′16″S, 126°43′50″W] 4403 days without news from Herve
@kat woodworking is completely down @lyse ally. You could really say that he was born with a saw in his hands. Or an axe, I don’t remember.
@movq a first edition signed Superman comic book, carefully folded just to fit, but not damaged enough to have lost its value?
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(My musical project) #kokori 's new album (a split CD with Floating Ashes) already has its cover revealed!
As said in the past, you can already hear two tracks from the CD in https://anti-demos-cracia.bandcamp.com/album/idiossincrasias-vol-1 , the album is released June 16th, and if can make a pre-order by leaving me a message 😉 
The CD cover. It is called "idiossINcrasias - Vol. 1", by Floating Ashes + kokori, and shows a borg-like pipe construction/factory on what would otherwise be a green field.
(My musical project) #kokori 's new album (a split CD with Floating Ashes) already has its cover revealed!
As said in the past, you can already hear two tracks from the CD in https://anti-demos-cracia.bandcamp.com/album/idiossincrasias-vol-1 , the album is released June 16th, and if can make a pre-order by leaving me a message 😉 The CD cover. It is called "idiossINcrasias - Vol. 1", by Floating Ashes + kokori, and shows a borg-like pipe construction/factory on what would otherwise be a green field.
@lyse oooh that's a good point! woodworking is scary and i don't have much room for it but i do have SOME room in mind that could work for it... i feel like i'd just hurt myself in the process though LOL
@lyse oooh that's a good point! woodworking is scary and i don't have much room for it but i do have SOME room in mind that could work for it... i feel like i'd just hurt myself in the process though LOL
@kat That's cool. Also, looks like a fun woodworking project in case you exceed the hundred slots. :-) The plywood lap joints might be quite repetetive, but gang cutting them with a story stick or some other fixture shouldn't be too terrible.
@movq Their gold teeth collection? ;-)
What do you think I just learned about in this awesome Computerphile video with Matt Godbolt called "Subroutines in Low Level Code"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1su3lAh-k4o
Here's the plot twist, the phrase "till the cows come home". Hahaha, I never heard this before, but I love it! It's always interesting to me to hear English sayings. Sometimes we have the same in German, sometimes – like in this case – entirely different ones. It's fascinating that even though one hasn't come across proverbs, it's typically still clear from the context what's meant.
Yep, some unexpected language stuff. ;-)
i got a shelf for all my cassette tapes! from a lovely person on facebook marketplace :] i don't think they produce these anymore, i think i got a good deal 
i got a shelf for all my cassette tapes! from a lovely person on facebook marketplace :] i don't think they produce these anymore, i think i got a good deal
[47°09′21″S, 126°43′26″W] Storm recedes -- back to normal work
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Sometimes things go wrong when buying CDs second-hand. I bought an album quite cheap – but as it turned out, they only checked the *cover*, not the *content*, so I got something else instead which is actually much more expensive. 🤣
Sometimes things go wrong when buying CDs second-hand. I bought an album quite cheap – but as it turned out, they only checked the *cover*, not the *content*, so I got something else instead which is actually much more expensive. 🤣
@lyse Nice! Next up: Passing file descriptors over Unix sockets. 😃
@lyse Nice! Next up: Passing file descriptors over Unix sockets. 😃
Para a #musiquinta, a minha descoberta musical do ano (até ver), quadros eletrónicos profundamente genre-bending e surpreendentemente acessíveis. Arrisco dizer que qualquer background musical, eletrónico ou não, vai encontrar algo de bom na obra do Photay
https://photay.bandcamp.com/album/windswept
Para a #musiquinta, a minha descoberta musical do ano (até ver), quadros eletrónicos profundamente genre-bending e surpreendentemente acessíveis. Arrisco dizer que qualquer background musical, eletrónico ou não, vai encontrar algo de bom na obra do Photay
https://photay.bandcamp.com/album/windswept
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