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@kingdomcome it's so fucking funny
@kingdomcome it's so fucking funny
My icon on here will never not crack me up. It's so low quality, it feels like a facebook mom meme. Perfect for random corners of the indie web.
I'm thinking about adding one more white guy podcaster into the world (me)
LOVE THE SITE REVAMP HOLY SHIT
:pray: I BELIEVE IN U. YOU WILL HAVE YOUR TUX ARMY!!!!!!
IT ROCKS!! oh my god do they do their art on paper with colored pencils then scan it & tweak everything digitally..... it looks it...... sick :0
A Iniciativa Liberal que Rui Rocha diz que "não tem casos" é mesmo aquela que tinha um presidente de Junta que falsificou assinaturas.

https://www.dn.pt/mayan-assume-ter-falsificado-assinaturas-e-renuncia-a-presidencia-da-uniao-de-freguesias-da-foz-do-porto
A Iniciativa Liberal que Rui Rocha diz que "não tem casos" é mesmo aquela que tinha um presidente de Junta que falsificou assinaturas.

https://www.dn.pt/mayan-assume-ter-falsificado-assinaturas-e-renuncia-a-presidencia-da-uniao-de-freguesias-da-foz-do-porto
@kat wow, she is so extremely talented, not even funny!
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new icon! art is by rian gonzales, one of my fave comic artists :)
new icon! art is by rian gonzales, one of my fave comic artists :)
@movq this will be me soon just wait
@movq this will be me soon just wait
@kat inb4 https://movq.de/v/c8b084d52d/s.png
@kat inb4 https://movq.de/v/c8b084d52d/s.png
@kat I FOUND ANOTHER ONE OF THESE TUX GUYS FROM THIS SAME SHOP ON EBAY, IT'S NOT THE SAME ONE I LINKED BUT I MADE AN OFFER, EVERYONE PRAY FOR ME I WANT A TUX ARMY
@kat I FOUND ANOTHER ONE OF THESE TUX GUYS FROM THIS SAME SHOP ON EBAY, IT'S NOT THE SAME ONE I LINKED BUT I MADE AN OFFER, EVERYONE PRAY FOR ME I WANT A TUX ARMY
@kat i'm actually going to cry real tears they only ship to germany, austria, and switzerland
@kat i'm actually going to cry real tears they only ship to germany, austria, and switzerland
OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO CRY I NEED BIG TUX SO BAD https://www.steiner-plueschshop.de/kuscheltiere/arktis-seetiere/pinguin-linux/
OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO CRY I NEED BIG TUX SO BAD https://www.steiner-plueschshop.de/kuscheltiere/arktis-seetiere/pinguin-linux/
@movq oh my fucking god these steiner plushies are so cute i'm gonna die
@movq oh my fucking god these steiner plushies are so cute i'm gonna die
@lyse How did I miss this one? Nice birb! 🐦
@lyse How did I miss this one? Nice birb! 🐦
@lyse I can’t read. 🤦 Yeah, that’s gonna be a problem. I was not yet able to trigger it, though. Maybe they are (like Google) rolling out these changes gradually …
@lyse I can’t read. 🤦 Yeah, that’s gonna be a problem. I was not yet able to trigger it, though. Maybe they are (like Google) rolling out these changes gradually …
@bender Ta! :-)
@movq Oh, made in Germany explains the prices. Surprisingly, buying via the reseller is *much* cheaper than purchasing it from the manufacturer directly. WTF. O_o
@movq Yeah, we're pattern matching machines. :-) Only the trans5c preview looks like a brain to me. :-) Trans4 is a bacterium.
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@movq They already do:

> […] These changes will apply to operations like cloning repositories over HTTPS […]

On a positive note: Finally time to get rid of as many Go dependencies as possible. :-)
No se dejen engañar https://masto.es/@ https://texto-plano.xyz/~yejokjanan/twtxt.txt>/114506946936569000
@movq @kat Just have a beeswax candle ready for sniffing. :-)
@movq You reckon that's a real possibility? 🤔
@kat It would right 😅
@bender 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 🤣
sooo many ideas for my site now that it's SSG powered, not enough energy..... i wanna make little content collections but no energy TT also i only half know what content i wanna put in them lol!
sooo many ideas for my site now that it's SSG powered, not enough energy..... i wanna make little content collections but no energy TT also i only half know what content i wanna put in them lol!
@movq god i want this too
@movq god i want this too
I want smell-cancelling nose… phones… thingies.
I want smell-cancelling nose… phones… thingies.
@bender I might be a bit too negative today. 😅 I just wonder how long it’ll take until they also restrict Git operations. 🤷
@bender I might be a bit too negative today. 😅 I just wonder how long it’ll take until they also restrict Git operations. 🤷
static site generators make website-ing so fun like i wanna do so much with my site now
static site generators make website-ing so fun like i wanna do so much with my site now
@prologic right. I wonder what prompted the measure. Perhaps Microsoft doesn't want any scrapper but Copilot to be lurking around? That might even sound as anti-competitive. I wonder how long will it take for lawsuits to kick in.
@bender I normally don't myself either, but that saide, I _think_ that's kind of @movq's point right? This new unauthenticated rate limit is absurd! 😱 You may as well just fucking 403 Forbidden and be done with it 🤣
@prologic that will not be a problem; as long as it doesn't affect authenticated users it wouldn't make a difference. But we are comparing apples and eggs here. I don't access GitHub while unauthenticated, but I can see how others might. It comes across as anti-web in general.
@prologic oh yeah a friend of mine ran into that after they forgot to log in while we were working on something together, it was nuts lol

like wouldn't it be easier to do proof of work or something?!?!
@prologic oh yeah a friend of mine ran into that after they forgot to log in while we were working on something together, it was nuts lol

like wouldn't it be easier to do proof of work or something?!?!
@bender Basically the way I'm reading this is 1 RPM. This is a rather aggressive rate limit actually. This basically makes Github inaccessible and useless for basically anything unless you're logged in. You can basically kiss "pursuing" casually, anonymously goodbye.

Imagine if I imposed that kind of rate limit on twtxt.net?! 🤣
@movq, "60 requests per hour", eh? Was that a thing (that is, unauthenticated access to GitHub)?! I know I am on the minority, perhaps, as I rarely (or never) access GitHub unauthenticated.
RIP GitHub https://github.blog/changelog/2025-05-08-updated-rate-limits-for-unauthenticated-requests/

Good thing I left long ago.
RIP GitHub https://github.blog/changelog/2025-05-08-updated-rate-limits-for-unauthenticated-requests/

Good thing I left long ago.
@lyse It’s funny/interesting what people see in these. 😃 @aelaraji said that some of them look like a brain on a reflective surface, and now I can’t unsee it. 😅
@lyse It’s funny/interesting what people see in these. 😃 @aelaraji said that some of them look like a brain on a reflective surface, and now I can’t unsee it. 😅
@lyse @kat There are two more shops that sell the “classic” Tuxes: https://ixsoft.de and https://www.steiner-plueschshop.de – both German shops, though. 🥴 Anyway, if you *can* make one yourself, that’d be extra cool. 😃
@lyse @kat There are two more shops that sell the “classic” Tuxes: https://ixsoft.de and https://www.steiner-plueschshop.de – both German shops, though. 🥴 Anyway, if you *can* make one yourself, that’d be extra cool. 😃
@bender They usually roll out this stuff slowly, yeah. 🫤
@bender They usually roll out this stuff slowly, yeah. 🫤
@movq Also the so-called "deadline" isn't set it stone. We're all busy people with day jobs and lives, so we may have to move it anyway 😅
On my blog: Firefox's Local Storage https://john.colagioia.net/blog/2025/05/14/firefox-local-storage.html #programming #techtips
@lyse crispy! Lovely pic, Lyse!
@movq hmm, I still see the first screenshot at my end. Is that something upcoming, or perhaps being rolled out slowly?
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#MaradoWeekly #WeeklyPlant Week 19 Our first "Cécile Brünner" rose ever.
#MaradoWeekly #WeeklyPlant Week 19 Our first "Cécile Brünner" rose ever.
Para quem quer saber mais das reenvidicações destes estudantes - e da promessa de mais protestos de futuro - podem ler a sua carta em https://greveclimaticalisboa.org/carta-de-estudantes-pelo-fim-ao-fossil-2030/ .
Para quem quer saber mais das reenvidicações destes estudantes - e da promessa de mais protestos de futuro - podem ler a sua carta em https://greveclimaticalisboa.org/carta-de-estudantes-pelo-fim-ao-fossil-2030/ .
#FimAoFóssil

Dois jovens activistas atiraram tinta verde a Rui Rocha e isso foi notícia - mais do que aquilo que reenvidicam. Ontem RAP tentou fazer uma piada sobre isso e Rocha respondeu a sério, a dizer que ele se disponibilizou a falar com eles mas depois e longe das câmaras, e que considera protestos anti-democráticos.

Mas podia ter falado com eles antes? Podia. E falou? Não. Mas afinal que querem estes jovens?

"Fim ao Fóssil até 2030", há grupos disto pelas várias escolas secundárias do país. São jovens, ainda não com idade para votar, que consideram o seu futuro em risco pela inacção dos governantes. Têm um discurso bem articulado: exigem que os partidos que queiram formar Governo tenham um plano para garantir o fim dos Combustíveis Fósseis até 2030, “nos prazos da ciência, através de uma transição energética justa que não prejudique quem não causou a crise climática”. Só nesta frase se mostram mais atentos e realistas do que o quecse consegue ler em qualquer um dos programas eleitorais. Os protestos têm o objectivo alertar “para o futuro a que os Governos nos estão a condenar”, o que não está a funcionar muito bem.

Dizem que “são jovens estudantes, mas não têm um futuro, uma vez que este sistema com as suas constantes crises e guerras falhou à sua geração e os está a condenar ao colapso climático”.
#FimAoFóssil

Dois jovens activistas atiraram tinta verde a Rui Rocha e isso foi notícia - mais do que aquilo que reenvidicam. Ontem RAP tentou fazer uma piada sobre isso e Rocha respondeu a sério, a dizer que ele se disponibilizou a falar com eles mas depois e longe das câmaras, e que considera protestos anti-democráticos.

Mas podia ter falado com eles antes? Podia. E falou? Não. Mas afinal que querem estes jovens?

"Fim ao Fóssil até 2030", há grupos disto pelas várias escolas secundárias do país. São jovens, ainda não com idade para votar, que consideram o seu futuro em risco pela inacção dos governantes. Têm um discurso bem articulado: exigem que os partidos que queiram formar Governo tenham um plano para garantir o fim dos Combustíveis Fósseis até 2030, “nos prazos da ciência, através de uma transição energética justa que não prejudique quem não causou a crise climática”. Só nesta frase se mostram mais atentos e realistas do que o quecse consegue ler em qualquer um dos programas eleitorais. Os protestos têm o objectivo alertar “para o futuro a que os Governos nos estão a condenar”, o que não está a funcionar muito bem.

Dizem que “são jovens estudantes, mas não têm um futuro, uma vez que este sistema com as suas constantes crises e guerras falhou à sua geração e os está a condenar ao colapso climático”.
[47°09′39″S, 126°43′49″W] --white noise--
[47°09′08″S, 126°43′41″W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
i have been in nixOS hell for hours. hyperfocus goes crazy
i have been in nixOS hell for hours. hyperfocus goes crazy
This ☝️
@xuu Good point! What did you have in mind? 🙏
@lyse No not yet!
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1340 ARCHIVED:87069 CACHE:2784 FOLLOWERS:22 FOLLOWING:14
@aelaraji DO IT DO IT DO IT (enabling)
@aelaraji DO IT DO IT DO IT (enabling)
@kat come on! Stop giving me ideas when I'm bored, specially when there's a sewing machine in a room next to mine xD
huh. not a fan. #syefxuq
huh.. so not even trying to be compatible with existing hashes?
nixOS is TERRIFYING
nixOS is TERRIFYING
@lyse those tuxes are kinda cute but not what i'm looking for! i want a silly stupid looking tux the most lol
@lyse those tuxes are kinda cute but not what i'm looking for! i want a silly stupid looking tux the most lol
@javivf use 6697 as port, make sure it is using TLS to connect.
Bloquea anuncios en tu red local con un DNS privado https://t.ly/xFE5s
É preciso ver um programa humorístico para descobrir que RIR, JPP e ND têm fascistas (ex-Chega) nas suas candidaturas.

Ainda esta tarde estava uma candidata do RIR a sugerir que L é "demasiado à esquerda" e IL "demasiado à direita"... não sabe o que tem em casa?

#ptpol
É preciso ver um programa humorístico para descobrir que RIR, JPP e ND têm fascistas (ex-Chega) nas suas candidaturas.

Ainda esta tarde estava uma candidata do RIR a sugerir que L é "demasiado à esquerda" e IL "demasiado à direita"... não sabe o que tem em casa?

#ptpol
E daquela vez que o nosso miúdo nos pediu a música do Luca Pónio?

Passámos horas, dias a tentar perceber o que ele queria, pesquisámos pelo Luca Pónio e nada.

Até que pusemos a rolar uma das preferidas dele, o I Will Survive (versão dos Cake), e eis que chega o verso:

"I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face"
E daquela vez que o nosso miúdo nos pediu a música do Luca Pónio?

Passámos horas, dias a tentar perceber o que ele queria, pesquisámos pelo Luca Pónio e nada.

Até que pusemos a rolar uma das preferidas dele, o I Will Survive (versão dos Cake), e eis que chega o verso:

"I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face"
22:34 -!- Irssi: Unable to connect server irc.mills.io port 6667 [Connection refused]

Sadly I cannot connect :/
Good point ;)