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Zum Entsetzen aller Beteiligten, wie auch umstehender Personen und einiger schamfreier Gaffer, welche sich an jenem tosenden Unheil zu ergötzen vermochten, folgte nun des Wochensortiments schrecklichste Geißel: 𝕯𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖌.
Und es sollten sich die Wolken teilen, um über ihnen nimmer endende Irrungen und Wirrungen an bovinem Fäkal und fremdgetriebener Lethargie zu erbrechen, auf dass sie zu erkennen gezwungen wären, welche Urkraft der irrealen Zusammenkunft letztlich Herrschaft über sie darstellen sollte: 𝕯𝖆𝖘 𝕭𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖋𝖔𝖓.
So zogen sie alsbald hin, zu tun wie ihnen geheißen, wohlgleich sie – diesem Schauerspiel trotzend – Trost suchten im einzigen ihnen sicher geglaubten Elixir, das dem Abgrund unter ihnen gleichend tiefschwarz glitzernd Erlösung oder mithin als Mindestmaß Linderung versprach, lag jenes doch in unmittelbarer Nähe befindlich hoffnungsschürend bereit:
K̸͓͙͖̥͗͛ä̷̯̼̤͔̈́f̵̧̿̋͒̈f̷̫̝̖̾̓c̸̛͔̀ḣ̶̳͋̓͊ë̷̫̟́͜͝͝n̵̨̳̬̒?̴̩̈́̄ ☕
Zum Entsetzen aller Beteiligten, wie auch umstehender Personen und einiger schamfreier Gaffer, welche sich an jenem tosenden Unheil zu ergötzen vermochten, folgte nun des Wochensortiments schrecklichste Geißel: 𝕯𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖌.
Und es sollten sich die Wolken teilen, um über ihnen nimmer endende Irrungen und Wirrungen an bovinem Fäkal und fremdgetriebener Lethargie zu erbrechen, auf dass sie zu erkennen gezwungen wären, welche Urkraft der irrealen Zusammenkunft letztlich Herrschaft über sie darstellen sollte: 𝕯𝖆𝖘 𝕭𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖋𝖔𝖓.
So zogen sie alsbald hin, zu tun wie ihnen geheißen, wohlgleich sie – diesem Schauerspiel trotzend – Trost suchten im einzigen ihnen sicher geglaubten Elixir, das dem Abgrund unter ihnen gleichend tiefschwarz glitzernd Erlösung oder mithin als Mindestmaß Linderung versprach, lag jenes doch in unmittelbarer Nähe befindlich hoffnungsschürend bereit:
K̸͓͙͖̥͗͛ä̷̯̼̤͔̈́f̵̧̿̋͒̈f̷̫̝̖̾̓c̸̛͔̀ḣ̶̳͋̓͊ë̷̫̟́͜͝͝n̵̨̳̬̒?̴̩̈́̄ ☕
[47°09′52″S, 126°43′50″W] Raw reading: 0x682ABAD1, offset +/-2
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Temos uma direita com maioria qualificada, pontinha para fazer a sua revisão constitucional. Muitos parabéns a todos os envolvidos, incluindo abstencionistas e quem votou branco ou nulo.
Agarrem-se bem, aproxima-se tempestade.
#legislativas2025
Temos uma direita com maioria qualificada, pontinha para fazer a sua revisão constitucional. Muitos parabéns a todos os envolvidos, incluindo abstencionistas e quem votou branco ou nulo.
Agarrem-se bem, aproxima-se tempestade.
#legislativas2025
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@movq Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
@movq What a wonderful present! Crazy how time flies.
@kat I only listened to you while going through my photos, so I did not pay very close attention. :-)
Since you have a proper server – haha, not just one – and hence are not limited, I suggest you learn a real programming language and don't waste your time with this PHP mess. It might have improved a wee bit since I was a kid, but it felt like some hacked together shit. The defaults also were questionable at best, it was easier to hold it wrong than right. This stands testament to bad design and is especially terrible from a security point of view.
You're right, programming is like any other craft. You only truly learn by actually doing it. And this just takes time. Very long time to master it. Or as close to as it gets. The more you know, the more you realize what else you don't know (yet). It's a never ending process. So, take it easy, don't get discouraged, happy hacking and enjoy the endeavor! :-)
We had sun, clouds, wind, rain and a whole lot of fun on our trip to the Wasserberg. We've been out seven hours in total, not bad at all for all those kilometers. We added on some detours to check out a pond I've been introduced by a mate a few years back.
After some (expensive) tucker at the Wasserberghaus, we tried to actually visit the summit this time. However, there's nothing to see, just a rough logging trail (46-49). That was a dead end, so we had to turn around. It was some nice exploring, but I reckon this was my first and last time up there. :-)
Wasserberg on the left, Fuchseck on the right
Unfortunately, we didn't go to the neighboring Fuchseck this time, only the Wasserberg with some extras.
https://lyse.isobeef.org/wanderung-auf-den-wasserberg-2025-05-18/
@kat this is the way. Tell your pod I am very proud of them! 😂
[47°09′49″S, 126°43′54″W] Raw reading: 0x682A2E32, offset +/-1
@kat This is way too long for me to watch in its entirety, but: “Ugh, talking is weird” – I feel that, very much. 😅
@kat This is way too long for me to watch in its entirety, but: “Ugh, talking is weird” – I feel that, very much. 😅
(Where is there no bass emoji in Unicode? Pah.)
(Where is there no bass emoji in Unicode? Pah.)
@lyse That bird pic goes right in the wallpaper collection. 😍
@lyse That bird pic goes right in the wallpaper collection. 😍
@lyse He was a gift. 💚 Hatched in 2007. 🐣 Will be allowed to drive this year.
@lyse He was a gift. 💚 Hatched in 2007. 🐣 Will be allowed to drive this year.
@prologic my pod does whatever it wants at this point
@prologic my pod does whatever it wants at this point
[47°09′47″S, 126°43′39″W] Storm recedes -- back to normal work
@kat Watching your vlog right now 😅
@kat I just got a bit bored 🥱
whys my feed back to showing like 5 twts
whys my feed back to showing like 5 twts
@prologic a couple of days?!?! and to learn that omg are you studying for a phd at nasa
@prologic a couple of days?!?! and to learn that omg are you studying for a phd at nasa
@kat Haha I did that for a couple of days last week 🤣 What was I doing you ask?! 😅 Studying and learning how Artificial Neural Networks with Evolutionary Adaptation work 🤣
[47°09′17″S, 126°43′40″W] Wind speed: 87kph -- batteries low
morning yarn verse, i was up for 20 hours yesterday and i got 4 hours of sleep today. FML
morning yarn verse, i was up for 20 hours yesterday and i got 4 hours of sleep today. FML
@movq Wow! This giant Tux is just fucking amazing, I have to say. <3 Even a bricked Tux and a GNU!
Take away my brain/ jab me in the vein/ I will not complain/ send me to Ukraine
[47°09′49″S, 126°43′40″W] Automatic systems disengaged due to thunderstorm
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[47°09′58″S, 126°43′19″W] Working impossible due to heavy rain
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[47°09′25″S, 126°43′07″W] Wind speed: 55kph -- batteries low
[47°09′34″S, 126°43′41″W] Wind speed: 88kph -- batteries low
É hoje o lançamento da #coopAzine nº4, na Mostra de #Fanzines, aberta até às 23h! 
coopAzine 4 por cima do poster da mostra de fanzines
É hoje o lançamento da #coopAzine nº4, na Mostra de #Fanzines, aberta até às 23h! coopAzine 4 por cima do poster da mostra de fanzines
@movq I AM GOING TO CRY THEY'RE SO CUTE T___T THE SILLIES..... i'm so jealous i want my own little tux family!!!!___
@movq I AM GOING TO CRY THEY'RE SO CUTE T___T THE SILLIES..... i'm so jealous i want my own little tux family!!!!___
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[47°09′23″S, 126°43′41″W] Wind speed: 61kph -- batteries low
[47°09′26″S, 126°43′53″W] Wind speed: 95kph -- batteries low
@kat Yup, we got lucky. :-)
@thecanine Things in general just sitting around collect dust. Granted, plush is an even worse dust magnet. We badly need some anti-dust material. ;-)
Nice, did you print this keychain yourself?
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[47°09′48″S, 126°43′50″W] Wind speed: N/A -- Cannot comunicate
@aelaraji Cool! 😎 Mind joining the same IRC space? 🙏
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@prologic I can give it a try, might learn a thing or two (or a 100) along the way. 😁
@kat you just described me, according to my wife. 😅😂
Honestly for these types of services, there probably isn't much point, as the layer4 module in Caddy doesn't do inspection/filtering anyway I think? 🤔
@bender It's still a straight-through to the Eris backend that itself uses a Let's Encrypt cert now. Haven't tried to also terminate TLS at the Edge yet.
@prologic I forgot to ask you about this. Did you ended up using TLS with Caddy, or you used something else?
A #RTP Notícias dedica a última hora antes do dia de reflexão ao "diário de campanha", com um resumo da campanha de cada uma das candidaturas. Fazem isso (e bem) durante os primeiros 25 minutos, mas com isso cobrem só 8 candidaturas - as dos partidos que já têm representação parlamemtar. Aproveitam pelo menos para referir que há 20 (vinte! não oito!) candidaturas? Não, nem falar disso, o que até contrasta com a cobertura que têm feito dia-a-dia, em que sempre vão mostrando as acções de campanha de um ou outro dos "pequenos". Então mas o que era mais importante que isso neste resumo final? Aparentemente, o comentário político dum painel de quatro comentadores, que passam pelo menos os 20 minutos seguintes a comentar aqueles oito resumos que já foram mostrados, dizendo o que já têm dito. Tem valor? Terá, mas é mesmo mais importante de que elucidar os eleitores sobre os outros que também a votos?
"Lá está tudo, mas os pequenos interessam para alguma coisa?" Convém não esquecer que partidos que temos hoje no parlamento (Livre, IL, PAN) já foram um desses pequenos. Ou que um deles (PPM) fez parte da coligação que ganhou no ano passado. Ou que um deles (JPP) aparece nas sondagens com potencial de eleger um deputado e deixar de ser "pequeno".
#ptpol
A #RTP Notícias dedica a última hora antes do dia de reflexão ao "diário de campanha", com um resumo da campanha de cada uma das candidaturas. Fazem isso (e bem) durante os primeiros 25 minutos, mas com isso cobrem só 8 candidaturas - as dos partidos que já têm representação parlamemtar. Aproveitam pelo menos para referir que há 20 (vinte! não oito!) candidaturas? Não, nem falar disso, o que até contrasta com a cobertura que têm feito dia-a-dia, em que sempre vão mostrando as acções de campanha de um ou outro dos "pequenos". Então mas o que era mais importante que isso neste resumo final? Aparentemente, o comentário político dum painel de quatro comentadores, que passam pelo menos os 20 minutos seguintes a comentar aqueles oito resumos que já foram mostrados, dizendo o que já têm dito. Tem valor? Terá, mas é mesmo mais importante de que elucidar os eleitores sobre os outros que também a votos?
"Lá está tudo, mas os pequenos interessam para alguma coisa?" Convém não esquecer que partidos que temos hoje no parlamento (Livre, IL, PAN) já foram um desses pequenos. Ou que um deles (PPM) fez parte da coligação que ganhou no ano passado. Ou que um deles (JPP) aparece nas sondagens com potencial de eleger um deputado e deixar de ser "pequeno".
#ptpol
grafana is awesome when it does the thing i want it to do. otherwise it sucks
grafana is awesome when it does the thing i want it to do. otherwise it sucks
@thecanine THAT'S SO CUTE OMG i want a 3D printed tux keychain....
@thecanine THAT'S SO CUTE OMG i want a 3D printed tux keychain....
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