# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
#
# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
#
# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
#
# twt range = 1 238456
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=225036
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=225136
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=224936
@prologic I bet our twts are already being fed to circuit monsters... Remember the other day when I'd snapped out about some nonsense, being an A-Hole and what not? I've seen an AI company employee lurking around with not much interaction (if I'm not mistaken), so my mind went on auto-pilot mode thinking "This !#%$ must be feeding us to the circuit peggy monster!! Arrr 😤" 🤣🤣🤣 but then again, one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover (or an employee by his title) right?
@prologic I bet our twts are already being fed to circuit monsters... Remember the other day when I'd snapped out about some nonsense, being an A-Hole and what not? I've seen an AI company employee lurking around with not much interaction (if I'm not mistaken), so my mind went on auto-pilot mode thinking "This !#%@$ must be feeding us to the circuit peggy monster!! Arrr 😤" 🤣🤣🤣 but then again, one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover (or an employee by his title) right?
@prologic I bet our twts are already being fed to circuit monsters... Remember the other day when I'd snapped out about some nonsense, being an A-Hole and what not? I've seen an AI company employee lurking around with not much interaction (if I'm not mistaken), so my mind went on auto-pilot mode thinking "This !#%$ must be feeding us to the circuit peggy monster!! Arrr 😤" 🤣🤣🤣 but then again, one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover (or an employee by his title) right?
Oh! scratch that! the redirection works! I just had to lose the / prefixing twtxt.txt and twtAgent.php in the htaccess file
Ok! now that I've created the twtAgent.{log,csv} files manually and changed their perms so they're writable by www-data, the twtAgent.php works the twtAgent2 doesn't tho. + Still have no redirections, I might have to ask arround.
❤️ 🎶: give regards by Han All
@bender oh, I'm pretty sure they're in my photo archive on my phone. I just picked the best looking rats nest 🤣 yo show!
@bender oh, I'm pretty sure they're in my photo archive on my phone. I just picked the best looking rats nest 🤣 yo show!
@prologic there are much, much worse, no sarcasm! :-D
@bender HahahahahH but honestly the people here are really lovely (-the scammers of course)
@bender HahahahahH but honestly the people here are really lovely (-the scammers of course)
@bender are you being sarcastically for reals? I can't tell from the photo I just took. 🤣
@bender are you being sarcastically for reals? I can't tell from the photo I just took. 🤣
Si un jour je fais la révolution, je veux entendre Shaka Ponk à fond pour aller au combat XD
Si un jour je fais la révolution, je veux entendre Shaka Ponk à fond pour aller au combat XD
@prologic hahahahaha! You saw, pretty much, South East Asia now, in a nutshell. :-P
It's hilarious seeing rats nest like this 🤣 
in Vietnam's Hoi An! 🤣 Thailand has very similar, not sure which is worse 😅
It's hilarious seeing rats nest like this 🤣 in Vietnam's Hoi An! 🤣 Thailand has very similar, not sure which is worse 😅
@bender We went to Hoi An today and bought tickets to see the "old town". We lasted about 2 hours before we'd had enough of the hustle, bustle, scammers, pollution, constant beeping and all manner of over capitalized nonsense! 🤣 We ate nothing! 😅
@bender We went to Hoi An today and bought tickets to see the "old town". We lasted about 2 hours before we'd had enough of the hustle, bustle, scammers, pollution, constant beeping and all manner of over capitalized nonsense! 🤣 We ate nothing! 😅
Scammers and impersonators are everywhere. Even in small communities like ours!
@prologic you have got to walk more! Have you been to the mountain carved temples? Have you meandered into town, and fought the daily traffic? :-) Dew it!
@sorenpeter I was hoping your script could help solve our pubnix users' Discovrability dilemma, but either I'm doing something wrong or (maybe) we have some PHP module(s) missing. I gave it a try and it returns the twtxt file content as expected when visited directly, yet there's no logs/log files created. + I'm still not sure why my htaccess redirection doesn't work x') ... Will keep you posted.
#MaradoWeekly #WeeklyRecord Week 49 
Ashram's self-titled debut, the digipak re-edition with an extra track. The cover is an autumnal leaf over a green background.
#MaradoWeekly #WeeklyRecord Week 49 Ashram's self-titled debut, the digipak re-edition with an extra track. The cover is an autumnal leaf over a green background.
@prologic How so? I read the article but didn't get who's embracing and extending what to extinguish it...
@prologic How so? I read the article but didn't get who's embracing and extending what to extinguish it...
@prologic How so? I read the article but didn't get who's embracing and extending what to extinguish it...
[47°09′02″S, 126°43′06″W] Sample analyzing complete -- starting transfer
Easy run: 5.06 miles, 00:09:43 average pace, 00:49:08 duration
kept it easy. legs were a bit tired, but wanted to enjoy the weather. not sure if i should start training again for a marathon just in case or just wing it.
#running
Easy run: 5.06 miles, 00:09:43 average pace, 00:49:08 duration
kept it easy. legs were a bit tired, but wanted to enjoy the weather. not sure if i should start training again for a marathon just in case or just wing it.
#running
Easy run: 5.06 miles, 00:09:43 average pace, 00:49:08 duration
kept it easy. legs were a bit tired, but wanted to enjoy the weather. not sure if i should start training again for a marathon just in case or just wing it.
#running
Eu ia fazer outra coisa mas estas fotografias do site são incríveis. 
Bom dia Ciberlândia! E bom dia comboios! 
Captura de ecrã do site da CP. Depois de fazer login aparece-nos uma stock photo que tem, em primeiro plano, uma rapariga vestida de branco, super bem disposta, reclinada num sofá branco e com dentes brancos a condizer com o sofá. Ao fundo vê-se um balcão branco com decorações geométricas. Atrás dele uma senhora, vestida de preto, atende um senho. Ambos estão sentados. Claramente a rapariga em primeiro plano comprou o bilhete online e o tipo ao balcão não. Provavelmente agora já nem consegue lugar no comboio. A rapariga em primeiro plano não mostra empatia pela situação complicada em que o outro passageiro se encontra.
[47°09′52″S, 126°43′55″W] Taking samples
[Update!] My request to join in has finally gotten accepted over on thunix.net like, two days ago! And now, my alter ego @skinshafi can have a Twtxt feed of its own x)
\n My request to join in has finally gotten accepted over on thunix.net like, two days ago! And now, my alter ego @skinshafi can have a Twtxt feed of its own x)
[Update!] My request to join in has finally gotten accepted over on thunix.net like, two days ago! And now, my alter ego @skinshafi can have a Twtxt feed of its own x)
[47°09′53″S, 126°43′22″W] Transponder fixed
Just the same view, ocean and sand! 🤣 
Just the same view, ocean and sand! 🤣
Share your solution and how you arrived at it on Twtxt and tomorrow, I'll share mine! 👌
Share your solution and how you arrived at it on Twtxt and tomorrow, I'll share mine! 👌
Problem 1: How much will the storage of logs cost for a standard, monolithic 100,000 RPS web application?
#napkin-math
Problem 1: How much will the storage of logs cost for a standard, monolithic 100,000 RPS web application?
#napkin-math
Beautiful shot @movq 🤩 ... I've always had a hard time taking pictures in a foggy atmosphere, it never looks as dense as it does IRL. Any tips? 🥹
Beautiful shot @movq 🤩 ... I've always had a hard time taking pictures in a foggy atmosphere, it never looks as dense as it does IRL. Any tips? 🥹
Beautiful shot @movq 🤩 ... I've always had a hard time taking pictures in a foggy atmosphere, it never looks as dense as it does IRL. Any tips? 🥹
So, I don't think there is a way for pubnix users to check who's pulling their Twtxt feeds. "No access logs (for obvious reasons) so, no visibility on user-agent anouncements for me and no discovrability for you (actually, me)!" xD
The beach itself is very nicely maintained on a daily basis however, unfortunately the sea is full of plastic and rubbish 😢 
The beach itself is very nicely maintained on a daily basis however, unfortunately the sea is full of plastic and rubbish 😢
@slashdot Nope love you!! "Scroll" has a finite end 🤣 And a predictable one at that 😅
@slashdot Nope love you!! "Scroll" has a finite end 🤣 And a predictable one at that 😅
Today's discovery: Iris a Serverless text-based forum for tilde-likes. I still haven't posted anything out there yet, but I'm in love with it already. Let's see what we find out next... *rubbing hands*
@movq that looks like something straight out of a movie scene 🤣
@movq that looks like something straight out of a movie scene 🤣
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1171 ARCHIVED:82487 CACHE:2591 FOLLOWERS:17 FOLLOWING:14
Yes it work: 2024-12-01T19:38:35Z twtxt/1.2.3 (+https://eapl.mx/twtxt.txt; @eapl) :D
The .log is just a simple append each request. The idea with the .cvs is to have it tally up how many request there have been from each client as a way to avoid having the log file grow too big. And that you can open the .cvs as a spreadsheet and have an easy overview and filtering options.
Access to those files are closed to the public.
Yes it work: 2024-12-01T19:38:35Z twtxt/1.2.3 (+https://eapl.mx/twtxt.txt; @eapl) :D
The .log is just a simple append each request. The idea with the .cvs is to have it tally up how many request there have been from each client as a way to avoid having the log file grow too big. And that you can open the .cvs as a spreadsheet and have an easy overview and filtering options.
Access to those files are closed to the public.
Yes it work: 2024-12-01T19:38:35Z twtxt/1.2.3 (+https://eapl.mx/twtxt.txt; @eapl) :D
The .log is just a simple append each request. The idea with the .cvs is to have it tally up how many request there have been from each client as a way to avoid having the log file grow too big. And that you can open the .cvs as a spreadsheet and have an easy overview and filtering options.
Access to those files are closed to the public.
Yes it work: 2024-12-01T19:38:35Z twtxt/1.2.3 (+https://eapl.mx/twtxt.txt; @eapl) :D
The .log is just a simple append each request. The idea with the .cvs is to have it tally up how many request there have been from each client as a way to avoid having the log file grow too big. And that you can open the .cvs as a spreadsheet and have an easy overview and filtering options.
Access to those files are closed to the public.
feeling sad and depressed? you might be suffering from capitalism
[47°09′12″S, 126°43′17″W] Resetting transponder
❤️ 🎶: Cherish (My Love) by ILLIT
❤️ 🎶: 긴 밤이 오면 by Eddy Kim
@movq Oh man, this is beautiful! We had sunshine all day long. But it was cold, too. When I left the house in the late afternoon, the sun was creating this magical red light. I just hit the right time, all the autumn colors popped out like crazy when I walked down the street. Didn't bring my camera, though.
@movq nice pic, I like the monochromatic colour, and its minimalism!
@movq you can edit, and/or delete on Mastodon. Depending on the client, you could also post in batches. There is a solution. :-)
Pinellas County Running: 3.14 miles, 00:08:34 average pace, 00:26:55 duration
needed to get out. was going a bit crazy.
#running
Pinellas County Running: 3.14 miles, 00:08:34 average pace, 00:26:55 duration
needed to get out. was going a bit crazy.
#running
Pinellas County Running: 3.14 miles, 00:08:34 average pace, 00:26:55 duration
needed to get out. was going a bit crazy.
#running
❤️ 🎶: My Name is Malguem by QWER
How this isn't a bigger news story thank #dieselgate is something hard to understand:
"#Kia cars were built with a #backdoor that enabled the company's server to locate them and take control of them. The icing on the #Orwellian cake is that the server had a security fault which allowed absolutely anyone to activate those controls for any Kia car."
@fsf@fsf https://hostux.social/@fsf/113556253427893813
How this isn't a bigger news story thank #dieselgate is something hard to understand:
"#Kia cars were built with a #backdoor that enabled the company's server to locate them and take control of them. The icing on the #Orwellian cake is that the server had a security fault which allowed absolutely anyone to activate those controls for any Kia car."
@fsf@fsf https://hostux.social/@fsf/113556253427893813
[47°09′09″S, 126°43′19″W] Transponder jammed
A cold and foggy day. 🥶
A cold and foggy day. 🥶
A cold and foggy day. 🥶
A cold and foggy day. 🥶