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@xuu That impersonation bug is dang cool! :-)
@movq Over a month now. I _think_ since Jan 8th this year.
@movq Over a month now. I _think_ since Jan 8th this year.
@thecanine Lol… I just don't change my default profile pictures. (Well, only when my teammates ask me to.)
#fridayreads #bookstodon 
"A Casa na Praia" da Daphne du Maurier na feíssima edição do Círculo de Leitores
#fridayreads #bookstodon "A Casa na Praia" da Daphne du Maurier na feíssima edição do Círculo de Leitores
@prologic For long have you been trying to contact MS now? What was this about again? 😅
@prologic For long have you been trying to contact MS now? What was this about again? 😅
@prologic For long have you been trying to contact MS now? What was this about again? 😅
@prologic For long have you been trying to contact MS now? What was this about again? 😅
Dillo is bad stuff, try something better.
Nanotechnology inside you as a result of COV19 injections if you received some, (red arrow) is completely destroyed by nicotine placed onto the microscope slide within seconds (blue arrow).
Dr Bryan Ardis explains that a 17mg doses of nicotine cures all virus diseases and all damage done by virus diseases within 17 days of taking this safe chemical.
Shalom
[47°09′24″S, 126°43′14″W] Transfer 25% complete...
hmm interesting work here.. ill give it a look.. @lyse do you know if it is even storing the url into the AST object? afair the code to parse tags url should be the same as the mention url.
@thecanine The thing is, all these IVR phone systems are so fucking useless it's not even funny. They either can't understand you, are stupid as fuck, or somewhere in between. You spend minutes to hours trying to figure out how to get anywhere you basically just end up giving up. I think it's done on purpose 😱
@thecanine The thing is, all these IVR phone systems are so fucking useless it's not even funny. They either can't understand you, are stupid as fuck, or somewhere in between. You spend minutes to hours trying to figure out how to get anywhere you basically just end up giving up. I think it's done on purpose 😱
[47°09′06″S, 126°43′25″W] Carrier too weak
> Sorry it appears I have having difficulty understand how to help you.
> Please contact Microsoft at aks blah balh balh
> Sorry it appears I have having difficulty understand how to help you.
> Please contact Microsoft at aks blah balh balh
250.000 scrobbles!
How does my current, cumulative digital listening stats compare with the first ten years of it?
Well, Mindless Self Indulgence got more plays than +ko+ko+, Sieben got into my top 10 bands (Empyrium falling into 11th place).
In sum: almost nothing changed, the only "surprise" is Sieben getting more plays these last few years (there was a time it wasn't even part of my Top 15).
Feel free to geek out around what I scrobble at https://www.last.fm/user/Mind_Booster 
A screenshot from last.fm's Mind_Booster account, where it shows that he has scrobbled 250,000 times, 12,833 different artists, and loved 1,654 tracks. His top artists are: 1. kokori - 14,566 plays 2. Merankorii - 14,547 plays 3. Marilyn Manson - 12,344 plays 4. Dvar - 9,500 plays 5. Mindless Self Indulgence - 6,457 plays
250.000 scrobbles!
How does my current, cumulative digital listening stats compare with the first ten years of it?
Well, Mindless Self Indulgence got more plays than +ko+ko+, Sieben got into my top 10 bands (Empyrium falling into 11th place).
In sum: almost nothing changed, the only "surprise" is Sieben getting more plays these last few years (there was a time it wasn't even part of my Top 15).
Feel free to geek out around what I scrobble at https://www.last.fm/user/Mind_Booster A screenshot from last.fm's Mind_Booster account, where it shows that he has scrobbled 250,000 times, 12,833 different artists, and loved 1,654 tracks. His top artists are: 1. kokori - 14,566 plays 2. Merankorii - 14,547 plays 3. Marilyn Manson - 12,344 plays 4. Dvar - 9,500 plays 5. Mindless Self Indulgence - 6,457 plays
I guess this is why companies get away with breaking all kinds of stupid ass lawas 😅
I guess this is why companies get away with breaking all kinds of stupid ass lawas 😅
So I was advised by the FTC to file a complaint with the Internet Crimes Complaints Centre (IC3) -- That is, the FBI. They have an online form that you can use, however it is clearly designed for US citizens, not designed for cross-country complaints such as from AU. Needless to say, I tried to speak with a lovely woman on the phone (_who would not say here name, only her badge number: 9834_) where we went through the form together. Managed to get to the 3rd page, at which point the "Address" had an asterisk next to it (*) -- I advise operator #9834 that I was not comfortable handing out a specific address, at which point she responded:
> Well the IC3 online form is the correct form. Thank you. Goodbye.
And hang up! Haha 🤣 wut da fuq?! 🤦♂️*
So I was advised by the FTC to file a complaint with the Internet Crimes Complaints Centre (IC3) -- That is, the FBI. They have an online form that you can use, however it is clearly designed for US citizens, not designed for cross-country complaints such as from AU. Needless to say, I tried to speak with a lovely woman on the phone (_who would not say here name, only her badge number: 9834_) where we went through the form together. Managed to get to the 3rd page, at which point the "Address" had an asterisk next to it (*) -- I advise operator #9834 that I was not comfortable handing out a specific address, at which point she responded:
> Well the IC3 online form is the correct form. Thank you. Goodbye.
And hang up! Haha 🤣 wut da fuq?! 🤦♂️*
#mood 
Screenshot of email received from Discogs. Subject: 🏆 You Made It Through January – Now Let’s Talk 2025
#mood Screenshot of email received from Discogs. Subject: 🏆 You Made It Through January – Now Let’s Talk 2025
Phase #1 done. 
-- Next disk! 💪
Phase #1 done. -- Next disk! 💪
In _some_ organizations, engineers in the general field of IT (_Software, SRE, etc_) are recognised hierarchically as: Intern, Graduate, Junior, Mid, Senior, Staff, Principal, Distinguished.
In _some_ organizations, engineers in the general field of IT (_Software, SRe, etc_) are recognised hierarchically as: Intern, Graduate, Junior, Mid, Senior, Staff, Principal, Distinguished.
In _some_ organizations, engineers in the general field of IT (_Software, SRE, etc_) are recognised hierarchically as: Intern, Graduate, Junior, Mid, Senior, Staff, Principal, Distinguished.
all%27s+good%2C+25469%21+sending+this+from+dillo-plus+on+tinycore
[47°09′06″S, 126°43′58″W] Sample analyzing complete -- starting transfer
yes 😋 . He wanted to talk about the recomendation portions.
yes 😋 . He wanted to talk about the recomendation portions.
[47°09′24″S, 126°43′55″W] Taking samples
@lyse @bender The funny thing is, this person, is still trying to convince me to go to this thing. I don't even know wut da fuq it is?! Do they smoke peace pipes or something? Is it a hooker joint or something?! I have no idea 🤷
@lyse @bender The funny thing is, this person, is still trying to convince me to go to this thing. I don't even know wut da fuq it is?! Do they smoke peace pipes or something? Is it a hooker joint or something?! I have no idea 🤷
[47°09′17″S, 126°43′23″W] 4312 days without news from Herve
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1240 ARCHIVED:84596 CACHE:2811 FOLLOWERS:18 FOLLOWING:14
Recovery run: 3.11 miles, 00:10:53 average pace, 00:33:48 duration
#running #treadmill
Recovery run: 3.11 miles, 00:10:53 average pace, 00:33:48 duration
#running #treadmill
Recovery run: 3.11 miles, 00:10:53 average pace, 00:33:48 duration
#running #treadmill
[47°09′50″S, 126°43′58″W] Reading: 0.36 Sv
@thecanine Some precious cloud space. Probably the Atlassian one.
How does one end up with an avatar of that weird size to begin with? :-D
@falsifian Do you want me to reconfigure my nginx to look at the User-Agent in order to serve you a different file for the time being? ;-) Good luck with your paper!
@movq Open-plan offices are just a giant mistake. I've never seen a single working one where people can actually concentrate. Except when I was the first one around in the morning.
@movq Schön mal noch eine Querreferenz zu haben. Danke!
Beide O-Maten haben ähnlich Ergebnisse für mich. Das bestätig mich in meiner bereits getroffenen Wahlentscheidung für den 23. Februar.
Super tired lately and not doing much on the programming front. 🫤
Super tired lately and not doing much on the programming front. 🫤
Super tired lately and not doing much on the programming front. 🫤
Super tired lately and not doing much on the programming front. 🫤
@arne Der Real-O-Mat ging neulich auch rum: https://real-o-mat.de/ (Ändert bei mir im Ergebnis nix, die Antworten/Begründungen sind aber interessant(er).)
@arne Der Real-O-Mat ging neulich auch rum: https://real-o-mat.de/ (Ändert bei mir im Ergebnis nix, die Antworten/Begründungen sind aber interessant(er).)
@arne Der Real-O-Mat ging neulich auch rum: https://real-o-mat.de/ (Ändert bei mir im Ergebnis nix, die Antworten/Begründungen sind aber interessant(er).)
@arne Der Real-O-Mat ging neulich auch rum: https://real-o-mat.de/ (Ändert bei mir im Ergebnis nix, die Antworten/Begründungen sind aber interessant(er).)
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Lei de Bases do #Clima: #ZERO alerta para atrasos críticos
A ZERO assinala o terceiro aniversário da Lei de Bases do Clima, lamentando atrasos na sua aplicação. Medidas essenciais, como planos de mitigação e a constituição do Conselho de Ação Climática, continuam por concretizar. Apesar de pequenos avanços na Assembleia da República, a ZERO apela à urgente implementação das disposições da lei para garantir uma ação climática eficaz e credível.
https://zero.ong/noticias/zero-considera-que-a-lei-de-bases-do-clima-ainda-e-uma-promessa-vazia/
Lei de Bases do #Clima: #ZERO alerta para atrasos críticos
A ZERO assinala o terceiro aniversário da Lei de Bases do Clima, lamentando atrasos na sua aplicação. Medidas essenciais, como planos de mitigação e a constituição do Conselho de Ação Climática, continuam por concretizar. Apesar de pequenos avanços na Assembleia da República, a ZERO apela à urgente implementação das disposições da lei para garantir uma ação climática eficaz e credível.
https://zero.ong/noticias/zero-considera-que-a-lei-de-bases-do-clima-ainda-e-uma-promessa-vazia/
@bender I'm really not sure wtf happened tbh 🤣
@bender I'm really not sure wtf happened tbh 🤣
@twtxt.net seems like you showed interest on some Snake Oil kumbayah. LOL.
> Hi James, great to hear your interest. So this is an exclusive roundtable luncheon with people in the IT, Engineering, DevOps and Technical professionals. This is an opportunity to benchmark and share stories and experiences with like-minded peers in a closed-door, Chatham House Rule environment where you will be given the opportunity to speak openly and candidly.
I'm not even sure what half these words mean hmm 🧐
> Hi James, great to hear your interest. So this is an exclusive roundtable luncheon with people in the IT, Engineering, DevOps and Technical professionals. This is an opportunity to benchmark and share stories and experiences with like-minded peers in a closed-door, Chatham House Rule environment where you will be given the opportunity to speak openly and candidly.
I'm not even sure what half these words mean hmm 🧐
@falsifian deal, I will stop writing twtxts for the next 96 hours (giving you some extra buffer there)!
[47°09′14″S, 126°43′17″W] --interrupted--