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Chapter 2:

Chapter 4:
Chapter 5:
ah crap. chapters 2, 4 and 5 are being cropped by yarn on upload. they should be more like 2-3 hours long
@prologic chapter 5:
@xuu Nice! 👍
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I have a file with US holidays but I think it's on my laptop still
Like

2025-01 Fri [ ] Take out Trash @weekly


For a task that starts the first Friday of January and repeats weekly.

https://git.sour.is/sour-is/cal
@prologic SUUUPER CATCHY it's been stuck in my head all day
@prologic SUUUPER CATCHY it's been stuck in my head all day
@movq This is pretty good, love the music 🎶 Haha 😆
@xuu Got a sample to show/share? 🤔
@thecanine 👌
Kind of catchty 😄
@movq Bahahahahaha 😂
@xuu Oh wow! Thank you ! 🙏 And yeah even at 2x it sounds good enough to comprehend 🤣
Yeah. It's mostly a parser at the moment. But I have extended the calendar.txt to include todo.txt and a repeat syntax to generate future occurances of events and todos.
spreadsheet program for terminal https://github.com/andmarti1424/sc-im
spreadsheet program for terminal https://github.com/andmarti1424/sc-im
Chapter 3:


Chapter 4:


so dry.. haha this would put me to sleep
[47°09′22″S, 126°43′38″W] Wind speed: 43kph
@lyse Ha, “imps”, when I read imps, I think of these guys: https://dungeonkeeper.fandom.com/wiki/Imp 😂
@lyse Ha, “imps”, when I read imps, I think of these guys: https://dungeonkeeper.fandom.com/wiki/Imp 😂
Chapter 1:

Chapter 2:


if you want a different voice let me know which to use: https://rhasspy.github.io/piper-samples/
@prologic I created a script for your book. i have only done the first two chapters. have to do some adjustments to the text so it sounds ok and that takes time..

https://git.sour.is/xuu/piper
@movq :-D

In the meantime, I tried to add English subtitles, so the international audience has a chance of enjoying some of them, too. There are a bunch of puns, so translations don't work at that great.

I went to an exhibition of my fine arts teacher who passed away last year. He was a pretty cool dude and good teacher. I reckon I had him in 7th and probably also 8th grade. His Schelme (imps) were very famous here in this county and presumably well beyond.

Unfortunately, picture frame glas doesn't mix all that great with a fairly dark light and my camera. So, sorry in adavance for the poor quality. Anyway, I photographed a few funny paintings. Watch out, it may contain saucy contents: https://lyse.isobeef.org/siegfried-wagner-farrenstall-2025-03-15/.
@kat this is how i find out the videos are capped at a minute
@kat this is how i find out the videos are capped at a minute
i'm going to k-pop-ify the yarn verse. everyone look at miyawaki sakura or i will uh do server magic to make your CPU run worse or something
i'm going to k-pop-ify the yarn verse. everyone look at miyawaki sakura or i will uh do server magic to make your CPU run worse or something
This guy doing a dub techno mix and his GF in the background does yoga … which … sometimes … looks a bit like there’s just a dead body on the floor. 😂



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8G9D9LQIE&t=3095s
This guy doing a dub techno mix and his GF in the background does yoga … which … sometimes … looks a bit like there’s just a dead body on the floor. 😂



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8G9D9LQIE&t=3095s
@lyse „Kann … enthalten“? 🤣 Ein Schelm, dieser Schelm.
@lyse „Kann … enthalten“? 🤣 Ein Schelm, dieser Schelm.
@movq Hahaha, nice! :-D I had to check the solution to get it. It's a good one.
[47°09′20″S, 126°43′21″W] Wind speed: 42kph -- batteries low
Ich war auf der Ausstellung meines letztes Jahr verstorbenen BK-Lehrers. Er war ein ziemlich cooler Typ und guter Lehrer. Wenn ich mich recht erinnere, müsste ich ihn in der 7. und vermutlich auch 8. Klasse gehabt haben. Seine Schelme waren hier im Landkreis und vermutlich darüber hinaus weit bekannt.

Bilderrahmenglas in Verbindung mit vergleichsweise dunkler Beleuchtung gibt leider keine gute Kombination mit meiner Kamera ab. Vorab entschuldige ich mich bereits für die zu wünschen übrig lassende Qualität. Nichtsdestotrotz habe ich ein paar witzige Bilder abfotografiert. Obacht, kann mitunter anzüglichen Inhalt enthalten: https://lyse.isobeef.org/siegfried-wagner-farrenstall-2025-03-15/

Drei Eichhörnchen und ein Kind im bunten Blätterwald
Also, why do I have a 100 versions of Electron installed, can anything be done about this? I'm too lazy to try and understand any of it.

[I hope I'm doing my s*t posting right]
Remarkable how obscure software I test recklessly always manage to break my Manjaro software updates (today it was an editor called "Remarkable").
@prologic LSAgIFE6IFdoYXQgZG9lcyBhIGhlbiBkbz8KLSAgIEE6IEl0IGxheXMgZWdncy4K 😅
@prologic LSAgIFE6IFdoYXQgZG9lcyBhIGhlbiBkbz8KLSAgIEE6IEl0IGxheXMgZWdncy4K 😅
@kat this is also why most of my sites are pink
@kat this is also why most of my sites are pink
the thing about me is that if i'm gonna do some nerd shit i'm gonna make it girly. all my servers have k-pop and hello kitty stickers on them
the thing about me is that if i'm gonna do some nerd shit i'm gonna make it girly. all my servers have k-pop and hello kitty stickers on them
also friends i started a patreon to support my one woman website stuff :) i'm nervous about it so i only have a single $3 tier but i might add more if i can think of more stuff to offer

https://www.patreon.com/c/girlonthemoon/
also friends i started a patreon to support my one woman website stuff :) i'm nervous about it so i only have a single $3 tier but i might add more if i can think of more stuff to offer

https://www.patreon.com/c/girlonthemoon/
wahhh i wanna work towards my dream of offering pay as you can web hosting (static & dynamic) but i don't know how!!!!! i keep drifting towards hosting panels but i don't exactly have fresh linux servers for those nor do i like the level of access they require. so i'm like ok i can do the static site part with SFTP chroot jails and a front-end like filebrowser or something.... but then what about the dynamic sites!!!!!!! UGH

granted i doubt i'd get much interest in dynamic sites but i'd like to do this old school where i can offer people isolated mySQL databases or something for some project (i'm thinking PHP based fanlistings), which means i could do it the old school way of... people ask me to run it and i do it for them. but i kind of want to let people have access to be able to do it themselves just short of giving them SSH access which isn't happening
wahhh i wanna work towards my dream of offering pay as you can web hosting (static & dynamic) but i don't know how!!!!! i keep drifting towards hosting panels but i don't exactly have fresh linux servers for those nor do i like the level of access they require. so i'm like ok i can do the static site part with SFTP chroot jails and a front-end like filebrowser or something.... but then what about the dynamic sites!!!!!!! UGH

granted i doubt i'd get much interest in dynamic sites but i'd like to do this old school where i can offer people isolated mySQL databases or something for some project (i'm thinking PHP based fanlistings), which means i could do it the old school way of... people ask me to run it and i do it for them. but i kind of want to let people have access to be able to do it themselves just short of giving them SSH access which isn't happening
guys i loveee this song it's so late 70s early 80s but idol-ified it has this j-idol groove to it that i rarely hear in k-pop it's great
guys i loveee this song it's so late 70s early 80s but idol-ified it has this j-idol groove to it that i rarely hear in k-pop it's great
SO COME OVER AND DANCE 🎵 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brHDs7BDZ5Y
SO COME OVER AND DANCE 🎵 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brHDs7BDZ5Y
[47°09′24″S, 126°43′12″W] Wind speed: 88kph
On my blog: Free Culture Book Club — electric (yang) https://john.colagioia.net/blog/2025/03/15/electric-yang.html #freeculture #bookclub
https://sebsauvage.net/wiki/doku.php?id=dns-alternatifs #dns
@9950f I totally agree with you ;-)
@movq apparently very hard 😆
@movq I'd have to hear it to get it 🤣
NZ accent joke:

- Q: What’s a Hindu?
- A: It lays Iggs.
NZ accent joke:

- Q: What’s a Hindu?
- A: It lays Iggs.
Pinellas County Running - 8 miles at pace: 8.06 miles, 00:08:28 average pace, 01:08:18 duration
this felt really good. the legs were a bit heavy but breathing was easy.
#running
Pinellas County Running - 8 miles at pace: 8.06 miles, 00:08:28 average pace, 01:08:18 duration
this felt really good. the legs were a bit heavy but breathing was easy.
#running
Pinellas County Running - 8 miles at pace: 8.06 miles, 00:08:28 average pace, 01:08:18 duration
this felt really good. the legs were a bit heavy but breathing was easy.
#running
@lyse That is pretty impressive indeed. 😳
@lyse That is pretty impressive indeed. 😳
@prologic @lyse Time to win the lottery already! Damn, how hard can it be. 😂

@kat I know her from iZombie), which is also pretty good. 😅 Have it on DVD, even.
@prologic @lyse Time to win the lottery already! Damn, how hard can it be. 😂

@kat I know her from iZombie), which is also pretty good. 😅 Have it on DVD, even.
[47°09′16″S, 126°43′33″W] Working impossible due to heavy rain
[47°09′49″S, 126°43′02″W] Wind speed: 46kph
(#uavwuqq) @eapl.me@eapl.me Nah, my pod seems to have the correct URL 🤣
A weather storm!
it seems like yarn still points my nick to both my older URL (404 now) along with the current one.
Hello fishes! sending this from a fresh plan9 installation
I want to move to #Codeberg at some point this year... I wonder how much trouble it will be to move all my GitHub Pages stuff (all my personal pages are based on it).

Things to study:
- https://github.com/LionyxML/migrate-github-to-codeberg
- https://codeberg.org/repo/migrate
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@xuu Yeah looks like an edge case. Because of the way he announces his preferred nick in the feed the "Reply" button spits out @eapl.me@eapl.me@eapl.me for me, which then gets eaten as two mentions, probably matching twice against my following list?
@eapl.me@eapl.me test
@prologic how come when you reply to eapl.me it doubles up? bug?
https://galusik.fr/fridayrockmetal/2025-03-14-frm.m3u Tonight #FridayRockMetal playlist
@eapl.me@eapl.me I replied in the fork, but essentially there's no reason we can't support two different models here. We already do this anyway with numerous single-user, single hosted and managed feeds + a bunch of multi-user yarnd pods that form a "distributed network".
@eapl.me@eapl.me I _think_ the general idea that we're settling on here is that maybe we can build a simple solution to this whole "wtf is this hash?" problem. yarnd already forms a sort-of "distributed network" amongst its peers and whilsts uses Twtxt (_of course_) is both decentralised and distributed. Nothing wrong with that. -- I tried to build a search engine and crawler, but getting that resource efficient and useful is hard™.

So if we can have a small network of participating members of the community forming a "distributed network" of the Twtxt™ space, we can solve this problem quite easily. We could even put some GeoDNS routing in place and a single A record/domain to make things even easier. Let's call it s "Registry Service" if you will :)
@a658d you're so wrong btw, there's no need to reinvent stuff but reimplementing is always a good idea
are gopher holes not websites? they're on the web after all
Hahaha, ein Klassiker herrlich nachgespielt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkNuWG_J544 Unglaublich, kann man sich bei uns heutzutage überhaupt nicht mehr vorstellen.
Whenever someone asks what my music taste is: kinda Reginaldo Discos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-i2TtKIplw
On my blog: Toots 🦣 from 03/10 to 03/14 https://john.colagioia.net/blog/2025/03/14/week.html #linkdump #socialmedia #quotes #week
@eapl.me Yes, I believe so.
"A Gamut Of Games" von Sid Sackson ist ein Buch über "andere" Spiele. Ich konnte die Tage einige davon ausprobieren: "Lines of Action" (LoA), "Three Musketeers" und "Network". Alle haben, für mich, wunderbar frische Spielmechaniken.
Beim Lesen meine ich, bei einigen anderen Spielbeschreibungen, Vorlagen für das Spiel "Tak - ein schönes Spiel" entdeckt zu haben. Live is Remix!
Heute ging es einmal wieder ins Kino. Zu "Mickey 17". Ein SciFi Comedy Drama über einen armen Retorten-Teufel, mit einem kritischen Blick auf die Gegenwart. Der Film hat mir viel Spaß gemacht.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=osYpGSz_0i4
My twtxt feed is now also available at gemini://roccodrom.de/twtxt.txt
reparo agora como é curioso que em BR "fala, galera" na verdade significa "ouve, galera"
reparo agora como é curioso que em BR "fala, galera" na verdade significa "ouve, galera"
reparo agora como é curioso que em BR "fala, galera" na verdade significa "ouve, galera"
Tirado de outra rede social:

"
Sondagem das Sondagens
‪@sondagens.rr.pt‬

Follow
📊A estimativa rr.pt a 14/03/2025📷

Com #sondagem Consulmark2 para o semanário Sol

AD: 30%🔼(+0,4%)
PS: 28,7%🔻(-0,2%)
CH: 16,5% 🟰
IL: 7,1%🔼(+0,2%)
BE: 3,6%🔻(-0,1%)
CDU: 3,1%🔼(+0,1%)
L: 3%🔻(-0,2%)
PAN: 1%🔻(-0,6%)

🔍Comparação com 12/03 #SondagensRR
"
Tirado de outra rede social:

"
Sondagem das Sondagens
‪@sondagens.rr.pt‬

Follow
📊A estimativa rr.pt a 14/03/2025📷

Com #sondagem Consulmark2 para o semanário Sol

AD: 30%🔼(+0,4%)
PS: 28,7%🔻(-0,2%)
CH: 16,5% 🟰
IL: 7,1%🔼(+0,2%)
BE: 3,6%🔻(-0,1%)
CDU: 3,1%🔼(+0,1%)
L: 3%🔻(-0,2%)
PAN: 1%🔻(-0,6%)

🔍Comparação com 12/03 #SondagensRR
"
Today I installed KrISS feed on my VPS. It's a simple and lightweight feed reader.
[47°09′52″S, 126°43′54″W] Wind speed: N/A -- Cannot comunicate
Another #fridayreads with a copy #heartstopper - I'm surprised how readable it is in digital format (I'm borrowing it from the library), and I'm in need of no-brainer comfort reading.

I'd still prefer reading on paper, but my local library doesn't have them 😞

#bookstodon Digital book cover of Heartstopper 3, Portuguese edition
Another #fridayreads with a copy #heartstopper - I'm surprised how readable it is in digital format (I'm borrowing it from the library), and I'm in need of no-brainer comfort reading.

I'd still prefer reading on paper, but my local library doesn't have them 😞

#bookstodon Digital book cover of Heartstopper 3, Portuguese edition
it seems to be "an informational website consisting of discrete, often informal diary-style text entries (posts)" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog#History