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@kat i wanna play with HTMX sometime TT no energy....
@kat i wanna play with HTMX sometime TT no energy....
wahhh i wanna make websites but i'm so tired and low energy
wahhh i wanna make websites but i'm so tired and low energy
[47°09′27″S, 126°43′59″W] 4405 days without news from Herve
@lyse … and I realized only now that that’s the guy behind godbolt.org? I never assumed “godbolt” to be a human name, more like some kind of wordplay. 🥴
None of the above. 🤣 Just a more recent album.
[47°09′55″S, 126°43′06″W] Reading: 1.16000 PPM
My main domain name turned 24 years old today. That feels weird.
My main domain name turned 24 years old today. That feels weird.
[47°09′04″S, 126°43′42″W] Transfer aborted
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[47°09′01″S, 126°43′25″W] Transfer 25% complete...
wanna do so much stuff today but i'm just so tired
wanna do so much stuff today but i'm just so tired
I'm a44df, btw. I'm at a different IP.
@55147 possibly. I was just wondering what the consumer-to-producer ratio looked like in gopherspace, or at least in this chat.
[47°09′55″S, 126°43′04″W] Bad satellite signal -- switching to analog communication
Ok, now I'll have to print a Paositive vibes T-Shirt 😅🤣
I've been poking around with #Crowdsec for the past couple of days, had to deal with a lot of false paositives but I'm starting to get it. I've even hooked it up with #Ntfy just because I can. Now I should try making my own scenarios and see how it goes.
Ntfy x Crowdsec
[47°09′23″S, 126°43′05″W] Reading: 1.10000 PPM
"Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns it. What I was given was the thing you can't earn, and can't keep, and often don't even recognize at the time; I mean joy."
#qotd from "The Left Hand of Darkness", #ursulakleguin
"Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns it. What I was given was the thing you can't earn, and can't keep, and often don't even recognize at the time; I mean joy."
#qotd from "The Left Hand of Darkness", #ursulakleguin
[47°09′41″S, 126°43′02″W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
[47°09′16″S, 126°43′50″W] 4403 days without news from Herve
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(My musical project) #kokori 's new album (a split CD with Floating Ashes) already has its cover revealed!
As said in the past, you can already hear two tracks from the CD in https://anti-demos-cracia.bandcamp.com/album/idiossincrasias-vol-1 , the album is released June 16th, and if can make a pre-order by leaving me a message 😉 
The CD cover. It is called "idiossINcrasias - Vol. 1", by Floating Ashes + kokori, and shows a borg-like pipe construction/factory on what would otherwise be a green field.
(My musical project) #kokori 's new album (a split CD with Floating Ashes) already has its cover revealed!
As said in the past, you can already hear two tracks from the CD in https://anti-demos-cracia.bandcamp.com/album/idiossincrasias-vol-1 , the album is released June 16th, and if can make a pre-order by leaving me a message 😉 The CD cover. It is called "idiossINcrasias - Vol. 1", by Floating Ashes + kokori, and shows a borg-like pipe construction/factory on what would otherwise be a green field.
@lyse oooh that's a good point! woodworking is scary and i don't have much room for it but i do have SOME room in mind that could work for it... i feel like i'd just hurt myself in the process though LOL
@lyse oooh that's a good point! woodworking is scary and i don't have much room for it but i do have SOME room in mind that could work for it... i feel like i'd just hurt myself in the process though LOL
i got a shelf for all my cassette tapes! from a lovely person on facebook marketplace :] i don't think they produce these anymore, i think i got a good deal 
i got a shelf for all my cassette tapes! from a lovely person on facebook marketplace :] i don't think they produce these anymore, i think i got a good deal
[47°09′21″S, 126°43′26″W] Storm recedes -- back to normal work
@andros U2FsdGVkX1+2xNV3Xw+Fnx58GRZ3rma8xl5mmSfNYoEbJxRpGekgPX7CkrWJz+U0h9F4FiN6qj0irfmgB+OZug
Sometimes things go wrong when buying CDs second-hand. I bought an album quite cheap – but as it turned out, they only checked the *cover*, not the *content*, so I got something else instead which is actually much more expensive. 🤣
@lyse Nice! Next up: Passing file descriptors over Unix sockets. 😃
Para a #musiquinta, a minha descoberta musical do ano (até ver), quadros eletrónicos profundamente genre-bending e surpreendentemente acessíveis. Arrisco dizer que qualquer background musical, eletrónico ou não, vai encontrar algo de bom na obra do Photay
https://photay.bandcamp.com/album/windswept
Para a #musiquinta, a minha descoberta musical do ano (até ver), quadros eletrónicos profundamente genre-bending e surpreendentemente acessíveis. Arrisco dizer que qualquer background musical, eletrónico ou não, vai encontrar algo de bom na obra do Photay
https://photay.bandcamp.com/album/windswept
Em Tofu Vivo
#VegetarianAMovieOrShow
Em Tofu Vivo
#VegetarianAMovieOrShow
[47°09′58″S, 126°43′45″W] Wind speed: 83kph -- batteries low
@dev1ls Ayer lo estuve probando en Windows y Linux, me gustó mucho, ya lo dejé como mi DNS en mi PC y en el trabajo también
@yejokjanan sobre #technitium/dns voy a mirarlo mejor en una vm en #alpline para ver como funciona.. :)
i started a little thing on my dreamwidth and called it a flash prompt box. basically it's a limited time thing where people can prompt me for stuff i'm offering, like short fanfiction, photoshop-edited user icons, music recs, and a bit more! i'm having sooo much fun with it so far it's been a blast just making stuff for friends :)
also more friends are making their own posts with the same concept which is SO cool to see
i started a little thing on my dreamwidth and called it a flash prompt box. basically it's a limited time thing where people can prompt me for stuff i'm offering, like short fanfiction, photoshop-edited user icons, music recs, and a bit more! i'm having sooo much fun with it so far it's been a blast just making stuff for friends :)
also more friends are making their own posts with the same concept which is SO cool to see
[47°09′17″S, 126°43′53″W] Automatic systems disengaged due to blizzard
@prologic noted! that all sounds very scary to me but i should lock in for the best experience for my users! (the best experience for my users is my server not crashing most of the time though so i guess the next best experience LOL)
@prologic noted! that all sounds very scary to me but i should lock in for the best experience for my users! (the best experience for my users is my server not crashing most of the time though so i guess the next best experience LOL)
Para a #musiquinta sobre #anos90 podia escolher qualquer das músicas deste disco, mas vai a #1996 porque... estão a ver, logo o título também dos noventa e tudo...
https://youtu.be/X45Q8XKTaFY 
Foto do CD "Antichrist Superstar" de Marilyn Manson, um disco dos 90 onde aparece a música "1996"
Para a #musiquinta sobre #anos90 podia escolher qualquer das músicas deste disco, mas vai a #1996 porque... estão a ver, logo o título também dos noventa e tudo...
https://youtu.be/X45Q8XKTaFY Foto do CD "Antichrist Superstar" de Marilyn Manson, um disco dos 90 onde aparece a música "1996"
[47°09′51″S, 126°43′06″W] Working impossible due to thunderstorm
[47°09′46″S, 126°43′35″W] Wind speed: 102kph
Hello fellow gopherites! Show of hands: how many of you have your own gopher hole?
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[47°09′59″S, 126°43′44″W] Working impossible due to blizzard
Estoy probando https://technitium.com/dns para tener mi propio servidor DNS y bloquear sitios web a mi gusto; en Windows funciona excelente
[47°09′58″S, 126°43′46″W] Wind speed: N/A -- Cannot comunicate
grafana is confusing af i deployed it again for my job (that is so wild to say...) and i'm like HOW DO THESE ALERTS WORK
grafana is confusing af i deployed it again for my job (that is so wild to say...) and i'm like HOW DO THESE ALERTS WORK
Leyendo sobre teoría de números y aplicándola a Forth
Estou já a ver a #AD fazer com isto como fez com o #SIRESP ou a #CP e dizer que não fez porque o #Governo caiu e que agora só na próxima legislatura...
"No âmbito desta nova lei, os Estados-membros da UE tinham até 17 de fevereiro para designar um coordenador nacional com a tarefa de garantir uma supervisão e aplicação eficazes das regras.
Apesar de Portugal o ter feito, não lhe "conferiu os poderes necessários para desempenharem as suas funções".
A Lei dos #ServiçosDigitais prevê ainda que os Estados-membros estabeleçam regras relativas às sanções aplicáveis às infrações a esse regulamento, o que Portugal não fez.
Ainda hoje, no âmbito do pacote de maio, a Comissão Europeia decidiu enviar um parecer fundamentado a Portugal e outros 18 Estados-membros (Bulgária, Chéquia, Dinamarca, Alemanha, Estónia, Irlanda, Espanha, França, Chipre, Letónia, Luxemburgo, Hungria, Países Baixos, Áustria, Polónia, Eslovénia, Finlândia e Suécia) por não terem notificado a transposição integral da diretiva relativa à #cibersegurança.
Estes países têm agora dois meses para responder ao executivo comunitário, podendo avançar depois para tribunal."
https://www.sapo.pt/noticias/economia/bruxelas-leva-portugal-a-tribunal-por-nao_681b4548d88fae2b23a20a5d
Estou já a ver a #AD fazer com isto como fez com o #SIRESP ou a #CP e dizer que não fez porque o #Governo caiu e que agora só na próxima legislatura...
"No âmbito desta nova lei, os Estados-membros da UE tinham até 17 de fevereiro para designar um coordenador nacional com a tarefa de garantir uma supervisão e aplicação eficazes das regras.
Apesar de Portugal o ter feito, não lhe "conferiu os poderes necessários para desempenharem as suas funções".
A Lei dos #ServiçosDigitais prevê ainda que os Estados-membros estabeleçam regras relativas às sanções aplicáveis às infrações a esse regulamento, o que Portugal não fez.
Ainda hoje, no âmbito do pacote de maio, a Comissão Europeia decidiu enviar um parecer fundamentado a Portugal e outros 18 Estados-membros (Bulgária, Chéquia, Dinamarca, Alemanha, Estónia, Irlanda, Espanha, França, Chipre, Letónia, Luxemburgo, Hungria, Países Baixos, Áustria, Polónia, Eslovénia, Finlândia e Suécia) por não terem notificado a transposição integral da diretiva relativa à #cibersegurança.
Estes países têm agora dois meses para responder ao executivo comunitário, podendo avançar depois para tribunal."
https://www.sapo.pt/noticias/economia/bruxelas-leva-portugal-a-tribunal-por-nao_681b4548d88fae2b23a20a5d
[47°09′35″S, 126°43′38″W] Automatic systems disengaged due to thunderstorm
Falei com um chatbot
Disse-lhe três coisinhas
Bastou para se contradizer
Fui ver
Era o chatbot do Volt
#poesia #eleitoral
Falei com um chatbot
Disse-lhe três coisinhas
Bastou para se contradizer
Fui ver
Era o chatbot do Volt
#poesia #eleitoral
[47°09′47″S, 126°43′21″W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from S
[47°09′40″S, 126°43′17″W] Raw reading: 0x681AE8D1, offset +/-2
@bender LMAOOO ty bender!!! everything i do is vibes alone
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