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Just discovered how easy it is to recall my last arg in shell and my brain went š¤Æ How come I've never learned about this before!? I wonder how many other QOL shortcuts I'm missing on š„²
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GRAFANA IS DRIVING ME NUTSSSSSSS
GRAFANA IS DRIVING ME NUTSSSSSSS
@lyse as long as i get to see silly little tux sliding around in a silly game older than me it's ok <3 even if i committed windows/wine crimes to see it <33
@lyse as long as i get to see silly little tux sliding around in a silly game older than me it's ok <3 even if i committed windows/wine crimes to see it <33
[47Ā°09ā²41ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²12ā³W] Taking samples
is my desktop cute yes or yes
is my desktop cute yes or yes
Speaking of Wine, Arch Linux completely fucked up Wine for me with the latest update.
- 16-bit support is gone.
- Performance of 3D games is horrible and unplayable.
Arch is shipping a WoW64 build now, which is not yet ready for prime time.
And *then* I realized that thereās actually only one stable Wine release per year but Arch has been shipping development releases all the time. Thatās quite unusual. Iām used to Arch only shipping stable packages ā¦ huh.
Hopefully things will improve again. Iām not eager to build Wine from source. Iād rather ditch it and resort to my real Windows XP box for the little (retro)gaming that I do ā¦ š«¤
@movq i'm grateful that this works at least!
@movq i'm grateful that this works at least!
@kat lol, oof, well, better than nothing. š„“ It appears to run quite well. š¤
@kat UPDATE: getting it to run natively through a VM and other means all failed! so i did the cursed thing and tried the windows installer in wine.....
GUESS WHAT WORKED
@kat UPDATE: getting it to run natively through a VM and other means all failed! so i did the cursed thing and tried the windows installer in wine.....
GUESS WHAT WORKED
@thecanine i do not get the reference but this is very cute!
@thecanine i do not get the reference but this is very cute!
@movq missing libraries :( i expected it though
@movq missing libraries :( i expected it though
[47Ā°09ā²06ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²24ā³W] --bad checksum--
Achievement Unlocked: I have finally gotten to sit my ass down and watch Back to the future from start to the end.
@prologic But is there a source for it? Am I too stupid to use that site? š¤Ŗ
@prologic ā¦ or just bullshit.
> I'm Alex, COO at ColdIQ. Built a $4.5M ARR business in under 2 years.
Some āC-levelā guy telling people what to do, yeah, I have my doubts.
@prologic This doesnāt cite any sources, might as well be satire. š¤
@kat Awww. :( Can you tell why? Missing libraries or does it just segfault?
update on tux racer: ofc it doesn't run on modern linux LMFAOOOOOOO i'm installing red hat in a VM right now
update on tux racer: ofc it doesn't run on modern linux LMFAOOOOOOO i'm installing red hat in a VM right now
[47Ā°09ā²47ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²52ā³W] Reading: 1.68 Sv
To really annoy my neighbors and everyone in a 5 mile radius, I might take my Model M and type a blogpost on the balcony. š
Ingredientes nas receitas americanas be like
> 3tbsp kosher salt
> 1oz unsalted butter
Quando alguƩm lhes explicar vai-se sentir as ondas de choque no planeta durante meses
Ingredientes nas receitas americanas be like
> 3tbsp kosher salt
> 1oz unsalted butter
Quando alguƩm lhes explicar vai-se sentir as ondas de choque no planeta durante meses
Bon c'est pas tout Ƨa, mais je crois qu'aujourd'hui, Ƨa sera serpillage Ć froid partout pour refroidir la maison :)
Bon c'est pas tout Ƨa, mais je crois qu'aujourd'hui, Ƨa sera serpillage Ć froid partout pour refroidir la maison :)
Les gens qui arrosent leur pelouse le soir, vous aimez les moustiques en fait? Collabos! š¦
Les gens qui arrosent leur pelouse le soir, vous aimez les moustiques en fait? Collabos! š¦
[47Ā°09ā²05ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²57ā³W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
@kat uh, i use yandex mail which uses HTML by default
[47Ā°09ā²58ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²17ā³W] Storm recedes -- back to normal work
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@kat join the SearxNG cult! the grass is way greener over here š
@movq neither do I š and I'm going full Albert Camus mode. Embracing the Absurdism of life just to cope, it's the only choice I have left.
i ordered some fun colorful new minidiscs so i can finally get back to recording my mixes :D looking forward to it
i ordered some fun colorful new minidiscs so i can finally get back to recording my mixes :D looking forward to it
@aelaraji i'm so sick of AI summaries they piss me tf off
@aelaraji i'm so sick of AI summaries they piss me tf off
"The only way to learn is to try. The best way to learn is to have fun." ā@ucodery@fosstodon.org
[47Ā°09ā²55ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²52ā³W] Automatic systems disengaged due to heavy rain
Unless your Terms of use update email looks and reads the same as the one I got yesterday from mastodon.social, I don't wanna know about it, nor do I agree to it.
@aelaraji Iād love to have a positive, optimistic reply to that, but ā¦ uhm ā¦ I donāt. š¤£
@kat Ooh, Iāve got to bookmark that page. š
@aelaraji I wish I had the luxury of not reading that junk. š
But instead, I have a Mutt hotkey that pipes an HTML mail through elinks ā¦ Bah.
FFS! Can't I just get results, accurate no BS results? No erroneous/misleading AI-Slop of a summary I've never asked for ? I get it, there is plenty of people who _LOooove_ (if not _worship_) that shit, Good for them! But at least make it opt-in or add in some kind of "Do Not Slop" browser option _(as if the "Do Not Track" one made a difference, but I digress)_. Shit's only going down-hill from here, I might as well as just spin up my own Searx instance and call it a day.
@prologic Iām trying to call some libc functions (because the Rust stdlib does not have an equivalent for getpeername(), for example, so I donāt have a choice), so I have to do some FFI stuff and deal with raw pointers and all that, which is very gnarly in Rust ā because youāre not supposed to do this. Things like that are trivial in C or even Assembler, but I have not yet understood what Rust does under the hood. How and when does it allocate or free memory ā¦ is the pointer that I get even still valid by the time I do the libc call? Stuff like that.
I hope that I eventually learn this over time ā¦ but I get slapped in the face at every step. Itās very frustrating and Iām always this š¤ close to giving up (only to try again a year later).
Oh, yeah, yeah, I guess I could ājustā use some 3rd party library for this. socket2 gets mentioned a lot in this context. But I donāt want to. I literally need *one* getpeername() call during the lifetime of my program, I donāt even do the socket(), bind(), listen(), accept() dance, I already have a fully functional file descriptor. Using a library for that is total overkill and Iād rather do it myself. (And look at the version number: 0.5.10. The library is 6 years old but theyāre still saying: āNah, weāre not 1.0 yet, we reserve the right to make breaking changes with every new release.ā So many Rust libs are still unstable ā¦)
ā¦ and I could go on and on and on ā¦ š¤£
@movq > That guy over there in the corner...
I'm literally sitting in a corner *chuckles*. I rarely get any emails nowadays. But if I do and it is not plain-text, then my Mutt gets to bark at it and I, just... won't read it. š¤·š½āāļø
[47Ā°09ā²57ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²24ā³W] Wind speed: 84kph -- batteries low
š„ Brrrrrrrrr... Bud'em... Tsssss...
@movq make that 4 people! i use plain text when i can because this page convinced me lmfao
@movq make that 4 people! i use plain text when i can because this page convinced me lmfao
@andros U2FsdGVkX18Tihk9v1GrKLgV2t8gjvdVVNToYmzblFh/EIt1mSUUEjosoY7i1NYnLkVaN3Wdkf11dEnDkHrLEQ==
[47Ā°09ā²57ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²56ā³W] Wind speed: N/A -- Cannot comunicate
Rest in peace Barry Vercoe
C'est la derniĆØre semaine de cours qui commence, l'occasion de jouer avec des glaƧons. Le principe? Il faut sauver son glaƧon ou Ć©liminer les glaƧons adverses. Du souffle du dragon Ć la pluie de sel avec un plateau qui change Ć chaque partie, on s'amuse bien en classe. vous pouvez tester Ć la maison : https://si3t.ch/glagla
C'est la derniĆØre semaine de cours qui commence, l'occasion de jouer avec des glaƧons. Le principe? Il faut sauver son glaƧon ou Ć©liminer les glaƧons adverses. Du souffle du dragon Ć la pluie de sel avec un plateau qui change Ć chaque partie, on s'amuse bien en classe. vous pouvez tester Ć la maison : https://si3t.ch/glagla
[47Ā°09ā²11ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²13ā³W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from NW
[47Ā°09ā²20ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²50ā³W] --no signal--
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@lyse ā¦ because you, me, and that guy over there in the corner are the only three people left using plain-text email. š«¤ (And probably Stallman.)
Fuck me sideways, Rust is so hard. Will we ever be friends?
[47Ā°09ā²46ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²54ā³W] Dosimeter fixed
#MaradoWeekly #WeeklyPlant Week 24 
Live wire patching without making music: patching a new vase of wild strawberries instead
#MaradoWeekly #WeeklyPlant Week 24 Live wire patching without making music: patching a new vase of wild strawberries instead
> It all started in New York in the early 1980s. Click, now 85, and his friends were sitting at the long bar of the New York Athletic club reading magazine articles about boxing, fencing, judo and wrestling. āOne of my mates said, āDude, we donāt do any of those things.āā They had to face it. They were dull. They decided to embrace their dullness.
>
> As a joke, they started The Dull Menās Club, which involved some very silly, dull activities. They chartered a tour bus but didnāt go anywhere. āWe toured the bus. We walked around the outside of the bus a few times. And the driver explained the tyre pressures and turned on the windscreen wipers.ā
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jun/09/meet-the-members-of-the-dull-mens-club-some-of-them-would-bore-the-ears-off-you
> It all started in New York in the early 1980s. Click, now 85, and his friends were sitting at the long bar of the New York Athletic club reading magazine articles about boxing, fencing, judo and wrestling. āOne of my mates said, āDude, we donāt do any of those things.āā They had to face it. They were dull. They decided to embrace their dullness.
>
> As a joke, they started The Dull Menās Club, which involved some very silly, dull activities. They chartered a tour bus but didnāt go anywhere. āWe toured the bus. We walked around the outside of the bus a few times. And the driver explained the tyre pressures and turned on the windscreen wipers.ā
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jun/09/meet-the-members-of-the-dull-mens-club-some-of-them-would-bore-the-ears-off-you
[47Ā°09ā²41ā³S, 126Ā°43ā²13ā³W] Resetting dosimeter
#ptpol
Portanto, o #IL nĆ£o quer ser colado a #Milei e #Musk e entĆ£o em vez de exigir uma #motosserra... quer um #bulldozer.
*animaĆ§Ć£o de olhos a rebolar*
#ptpol
Portanto, o #IL nĆ£o quer ser colado a #Milei e #Musk e entĆ£o em vez de exigir uma #motosserra... quer um #bulldozer.
*animaĆ§Ć£o de olhos a rebolar*
/https://baldo.cat/media/photos/batdo.jpg) #catsoftwtxt