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@novaburst And you came up with this license? πŸ€”
@slashdot Yes Elon Twitter is dying πŸ˜† Invest in Yarn.social instead πŸ˜‚
@slashdot Yes Elon Twitter is dying πŸ˜† Invest in Yarn.social instead πŸ˜‚
@mutefall Please do πŸ‘Œ
@mutefall Please do πŸ‘Œ
@darch No problem πŸ€—
@darch No problem πŸ€—
@darch Oh! 😳 That's great πŸ‘ŒWhat was the misconfiguration? πŸ€”
@darch Oh! 😳 That's great πŸ‘ŒWhat was the misconfiguration? πŸ€”
@novaburst What's this?πŸ€”
@novaburst What's this?πŸ€”
@mutefall Yeah yeah πŸ˜†
@mutefall Yeah yeah πŸ˜†
@justamoment Do you mind filing an issue for us to add this feature? πŸ™‡β€β™€οΈ
@justamoment Do you mind filing an issue for us to add this feature? πŸ™‡β€β™€οΈ
@carsten wut da fuq is wrong with people?! 🀬
@carsten wut da fuq is wrong with people?! 🀬
@slashdot Since when do "managers" think they have any kind of authority over people?! You can just quit and go work somewhere else that _does_ support remote work. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Managers are idiots. Be a leader πŸ‘Œ
@slashdot Since when do "managers" think they have any kind of authority over people?! You can just quit and go work somewhere else that _does_ support remote work. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Managers are idiots. Be a leader πŸ‘Œ
@novaburst What makes you think the oligarchs aren't already thinking of this?! πŸ˜† (the assholes) -- Pretty sure in some places in the world (unconfirmed) you have to pay for drinking water 😳 And I've seen rumoora of paying for air to breathe πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@novaburst What makes you think the oligarchs aren't already thinking of this?! πŸ˜† (the assholes) -- Pretty sure in some places in the world (unconfirmed) you have to pay for drinking water 😳 And I've seen rumoora of paying for air to breathe πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@novaburst Most, but not all.
@novaburst Most, but not all.
@tkanos because being good at life doesn't increase profits and can't be taxed? (yet0 πŸ€”
@tkanos because being good at life doesn't increase profits and can't be taxed? (yet0 πŸ€”
Good Morning πŸ₯±
Good Morning πŸ₯±
Hmmm perhaps we could adopt a similar feature? πŸ€”
Hmmm perhaps we could adopt a similar feature? πŸ€”
@movq we certainly did have networking back with windows 3.11. but it was just local NetBEUI and early versions of what is now known as SMB
@movq we certainly did have networking back with windows 3.11. but it was just local NetBEUI and early versions of what is now known as SMB
@ullarah Oh no! 😒 You take care of yourself too mate πŸ€—
@ullarah Oh no! 😒 You take care of yourself too mate πŸ€—
πŸ‘‹ Hey all! I'm so sorry all, but I won't (for once) be attending the Yarn.social Weekly Video Call tonight er planned. Why? I've basically been burning far too many hours at my day job the last few weeks and I'm seriously burned out 😒 I just can't keep going. Just the last ~2 days I've spent about 40hrs of my time (plus other engineers) working on critical infrastructure problems. I'm spent.

You guys go on without me and give me a short summary of what you guys/gals all talked about πŸ€—

Sorry about this, but I'll be sure to be there next weekend!

Peace and love πŸ€— #Yarn.social #Weekly #Video #Conference~
πŸ‘‹ Hey all! I'm so sorry all, but I won't (for once) be attending the Yarn.social Weekly Video Call tonight er planned. Why? I've basically been burning far too many hours at my day job the last few weeks and I'm seriously burned out 😒 I just can't keep going. Just the last ~2 days I've spent about 40hrs of my time (plus other engineers) working on critical infrastructure problems. I'm spent.

You guys go on without me and give me a short summary of what you guys/gals all talked about πŸ€—

Sorry about this, but I'll be sure to be there next weekend!

Peace and love πŸ€— #Yarn.social #Weekly #Video #Conference~
I _think_ I might have been 11 or 12 the last time I seriously used Win 3.11 πŸ˜… Windows 3.11 for Workgroups too πŸ˜† Oooh we had networking yes we did 🀣
I _think_ I might have been 11 or 12 the last time I seriously used Win 3.11 πŸ˜… Windows 3.11 for Workgroups too πŸ˜† Oooh we had networking yes we did 🀣
@movq Bahahahahaha πŸ˜‚ THat's just brilliant! πŸ˜† Are you quite the nostalgic type aren't you? πŸ˜‚
@movq Bahahahahaha πŸ˜‚ THat's just brilliant! πŸ˜† Are you quite the nostalgic type aren't you? πŸ˜‚
@lyse I would never have seen that, what for my poor blind eyes et all πŸ˜…
@lyse I would never have seen that, what for my poor blind eyes et all πŸ˜…
prologic/terraform-proxmox-swarm: A Terraform Module for creating and forming Docker Swarm clusters in on Proxmox VE - terraform-proxmox-swarm - Mills
prologic/terraform-proxmox-swarm: A Terraform Module for creating and forming Docker Swarm clusters in on Proxmox VE - terraform-proxmox-swarm - Mills
prologic/packer-proxmox-templates: Packer Templates for Proxmox VE - packer-proxmox-templates - Mills
prologic/packer-proxmox-templates: Packer Templates for Proxmox VE - packer-proxmox-templates - Mills
prologic/packer-proxmox-templates: Packer Templates for Proxmox VE - packer-proxmox-templates - Mills
@movq Is this you literally running Windows 3.11?! 😳
@movq Is this you literally running Windows 3.11?! 😳
@screem This looks amazing 😍
@screem This looks amazing 😍
@mutefall Try this one:

qeesung/image2ascii: Convert image to ASCII
@mutefall Try this one:

qeesung/image2ascii: Convert image to ASCII
@mutefall Thanks! πŸ™
@mutefall Thanks! πŸ™
@novaburst Isn't it just called WekKit now? QtWebKit, GTKWebKit and friends?
@novaburst Isn't it just called WekKit now? QtWebKit, GTKWebKit and friends?
@novaburst LOL πŸ˜‚
@novaburst LOL πŸ˜‚
@novaburst I used it everyday! πŸ˜‚ I don't think I could use my browser without it anymore πŸ˜…
@novaburst I used it everyday! πŸ˜‚ I don't think I could use my browser without it anymore πŸ˜…
Although this does seem a bit ass backwards πŸ˜… I'll try to rememebr to look at this codepaht again.
Although this does seem a bit ass backwards πŸ˜… I'll try to rememebr to look at this codepaht again.
@lyse They're definitely different:


(⎈ |local:default)
prologic@jamess-imac
Fri Apr 08 13:43:24
~/tmp/test-full
 130
$ ls -lah
total 680K
drwxr-xr-x   4 prologic staff  128 Apr  8 13:43  .
drwxr-xr-x 221 prologic staff 7.0K Apr  8 13:41  ..
-rw-r--r--   1 prologic staff 509K Apr  3 18:52  77wEiErGirXTftAAhJaBEf.png
-rw-r--r--   1 prologic staff 153K Apr  3 18:52 '77wEiErGirXTftAAhJaBEf.png?full=1'


But as you said, it _might_ have been a downscaled image in the first place?
@lyse They're definitely different:


(⎈ |local:default)
prologic@jamess-imac
Fri Apr 08 13:43:24
~/tmp/test-full
 130
$ ls -lah
total 680K
drwxr-xr-x   4 prologic staff  128 Apr  8 13:43  .
drwxr-xr-x 221 prologic staff 7.0K Apr  8 13:41  ..
-rw-r--r--   1 prologic staff 509K Apr  3 18:52  77wEiErGirXTftAAhJaBEf.png
-rw-r--r--   1 prologic staff 153K Apr  3 18:52 '77wEiErGirXTftAAhJaBEf.png?full=1'


But as you said, it _might_ have been a downscaled image in the first place?
@lyse Sorry can't spot 'im πŸ˜‚
@lyse Sorry can't spot 'im πŸ˜‚
@lyse Hahaha πŸ˜… I just wrote this for fun really, but am using it πŸ˜‚
@lyse Hahaha πŸ˜… I just wrote this for fun really, but am using it πŸ˜‚
Pro Tip: Wait for the Candidate Deletion emails (if you've setup SMTP_* settings on your Pod correctly), these are weekly emails that give you a score of candidate deletion based on a score. The higher (like 2000+) the more likely the account is dead.
Pro Tip: Wait for the Candidate Deletion emails (if you've setup SMTP_* settings on your Pod correctly), these are weekly emails that give you a score of candidate deletion based on a score. The higher (like 2000+) the more likely the account is dead.
@carsten A view to list all users, no.

But deleting dead accounts is easy.

Just go to Settings -> Pod Settings -> Delete User.
@carsten A view to list all users, no.

But deleting dead accounts is easy.

Just go to Settings -> Pod Settings -> Delete User.
@novaburst Let us know if we can make any improvements to yarnd at all to help you out here.
@novaburst Let us know if we can make any improvements to yarnd at all to help you out here.
@mutefall I have not yet. I'd like to sit down with you when you have time and see if we can debug this together.

Meanwhile, someone give me a jitsi link and I'll put that up for tomorrow (my tomorrow) Saturday 12pm UTC.
@mutefall I have not yet. I'd like to sit down with you when you have time and see if we can debug this together.

Meanwhile, someone give me a jitsi link and I'll put that up for tomorrow (my tomorrow) Saturday 12pm UTC.
Example:


$ head selfhosted.com.au/contact.md
---
title: Self Hosted - Contact Us
description: Contact Self Hosted today!
keywords: self, hosted, contact, form
layout: contact.html
---

...
Example:


$ head selfhosted.com.au/contact.md
---
title: Self Hosted - Contact Us
description: Contact Self Hosted today!
keywords: self, hosted, contact, form
layout: contact.html
---

...
@screem Yes it does. You can define the layout to use in the YAML frontmatter of each Markdown doc.
@screem Yes it does. You can define the layout to use in the YAML frontmatter of each Markdown doc.
@darch Yes, just add a regex for .*
@darch Yes, just add a regex for .*
@screem No worries man πŸ€—
@screem No worries man πŸ€—
@crunched da actual fuq?! I have half a mind to do tear that company and whoever interviewed you a new one! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ This is disgraceful. I'm so sorry you had to go through that 😒 Assholes be everywhere unfortunately 🀬
@crunched da actual fuq?! I have half a mind to do tear that company and whoever interviewed you a new one! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ This is disgraceful. I'm so sorry you had to go through that 😒 Assholes be everywhere unfortunately 🀬
@thecanine I _think_ the hardest part about making a Browser these days is the rendering engine. This is why most of them are based on WebKit, because it handles all that shit for you. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, which itself was based on KHTML.
@thecanine I _think_ the hardest part about making a Browser these days is the rendering engine. This is why most of them are based on WebKit, because it handles all that shit for you. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, which itself was based on KHTML.
@carsten GCP -- Google Cloud Computer

=> https://cloud.google.com/=
@carsten GCP -- Google Cloud Computer

=> https://cloud.google.com/=
@tkanos Please do! πŸ‘Œ This _shoudl_ go into some deployment guides I'd like to get up and running on either docs.yarn.social or https://yarn.social/docs/ cc @screem who promised he'd get a structure up for this (TBD) site πŸ˜…
@tkanos Please do! πŸ‘Œ This _shoudl_ go into some deployment guides I'd like to get up and running on either docs.yarn.social or https://yarn.social/docs/ cc @screem who promised he'd get a structure up for this (TBD) site πŸ˜…
@tkanos Oh that's cool! I'll have a play with this πŸ‘Œ
@tkanos Oh that's cool! I'll have a play with this πŸ‘Œ
@tkanos Always go with IaaS πŸ˜…
@tkanos Always go with IaaS πŸ˜…
cc @deebs
cc @deebs
Using time series as alert thresholds – Robust Perception | Prometheus Monitoring Experts

This is neat, I _must_ try this out one day to let our dev teams define their own alerting thresholds per service. #sre #alerting #prometheus
Using time series as alert thresholds – Robust Perception | Prometheus Monitoring Experts

This is neat, I _must_ try this out one day to let our dev teams define their own alerting thresholds per service. #sre #alerting #prometheus