# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt&offset=53180
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt&offset=53280
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@eldersnake π
So far it's pretty fucking great π ~5x faster latency, 4x larger bandwidth!~
@eldersnake π
So far it's pretty fucking great π ~5x faster latency, 4x larger bandwidth!~
@eldersnake π
So far it's pretty fucking great π ~5x faster latency, 4x larger bandwidth!~
And we're up! On 250Mbps/100Mbps Fibre with what appears to be ~2m latency π±~
And we're up! On 250Mbps/100Mbps Fibre with what appears to be ~2m latency π±~
And we're up! On 250Mbps/100Mbps Fibre with what appears to be ~2m latency π±~
Now to switch over and reconfigure my network π€
Now to switch over and reconfigure my network π€
Now to switch over and reconfigure my network π€
@bender I'm certainly watching Youtube far less than I use to. π’
@bender I'm certainly watching Youtube far less than I use to. π’
@bender I'm certainly watching Youtube far less than I use to. π’
Fibre installation is slated for completion tomorrow! π€ Soo exciting π
Fibre installation is slated for completion tomorrow! π€ Soo exciting π
Fibre installation is slated for completion tomorrow! π€ Soo exciting π
@movq It pauses videos as you watch them every couple of minutes if you use an ad blocker π€¦ββοΈ Very frustrating π€―
@movq It pauses videos as you watch them every couple of minutes if you use an ad blocker π€¦ββοΈ Very frustrating π€―
@movq It pauses videos as you watch them every couple of minutes if you use an ad blocker π€¦ββοΈ Very frustrating π€―
FUck'n hell I hate Youtube now.
FUck'n hell I hate Youtube now.
FUck'n hell I hate Youtube now.
@slashdot Wow! π± And we still think this Generative AI thing is still a good idea?! π€£
@slashdot Wow! π± And we still think this Generative AI thing is still a good idea?! π€£
@slashdot Wow! π± And we still think this Generative AI thing is still a good idea?! π€£
What I wanna know and see is if a vision impaired person can drive a car with an Apple Vision Pro π
What I wanna know and see is if a vision impaired person can drive a car with an Apple Vision Pro π
What I wanna know and see is if a vision impaired person can drive a car with an Apple Vision Pro π
@eldersnake Yeah I'm not surprised either π€¦ββοΈ
@eldersnake Yeah I'm not surprised either π€¦ββοΈ
@eldersnake Yeah I'm not surprised either π€¦ββοΈ
@xuu Sounds typical π I mean a developer putting up a fix and using code or api they don't understand π€£
@xuu Sounds typical π I mean a developer putting up a fix and using code or api they don't understand π€£
@xuu Sounds typical π I mean a developer putting up a fix and using code or api they don't understand π€£
@slashdot Anyone got a better story somewhere about this blowout between Linus and some random Google developer I've never heard about?! These deadbeat Slashdot journalists suck π€£
@slashdot Anyone got a better story somewhere about this blowout between Linus and some random Google developer I've never heard about?! These deadbeat Slashdot journalists suck π€£
@slashdot Anyone got a better story somewhere about this blowout between Linus and some random Google developer I've never heard about?! These deadbeat Slashdot journalists suck π€£
@movq FWIW I always liked uninformativ.de myself π
However that being said, as @lyse points out, you'd only need to shove a # url = on any old feed files you move across, and I'd start with a new empty feed once you migrate over. I _think_ π€ Moving feed locations affects the way individual Twts are hashed, as the Twtxt spec never had the concept of an "identity" the location of your feed more-or-less becomes your identity or the first # url = field in your feed's metadata.
@movq FWIW I always liked uninformativ.de myself π
However that being said, as @lyse points out, you'd only need to shove a # url = on any old feed files you move across, and I'd start with a new empty feed once you migrate over. I _think_ π€ Moving feed locations affects the way individual Twts are hashed, as the Twtxt spec never had the concept of an "identity" the location of your feed more-or-less becomes your identity or the first # url = field in your feed's metadata.
@movq FWIW I always liked uninformativ.de myself π
However that being said, as @lyse points out, you'd only need to shove a # url = on any old feed files you move across, and I'd start with a new empty feed once you migrate over. I _think_ π€ Moving feed locations affects the way individual Twts are hashed, as the Twtxt spec never had the concept of an "identity" the location of your feed more-or-less becomes your identity or the first # url = field in your feed's metadata.
@lyse I _think_ it's fine if this is an optional opt-in feature. I'd only be worried that it _might_ clutter up the content you care about reading hmm π§
@lyse I _think_ it's fine if this is an optional opt-in feature. I'd only be worried that it _might_ clutter up the content you care about reading hmm π§
@lyse I _think_ it's fine if this is an optional opt-in feature. I'd only be worried that it _might_ clutter up the content you care about reading hmm π§
Oh "Dark Reader", I read that as "Dark Radar" π€£
Oh "Dark Reader", I read that as "Dark Radar" π€£
Oh "Dark Reader", I read that as "Dark Radar" π€£
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! But wait, it gets better. I was trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but my cat decided it wanted a piece of the action. So there I was, battling my feline friend for control of the pan, when I accidentally dropped the sandwich into the tomato sauce. Well, let me tell you, that tomato-soaked grilled cheese was quite the sensation! My taste buds were dancing with delight as I savored every bite. And my cat? It looked at me with such pure, unadulterated joy, I couldn't help but laugh. So here's to unexpected twists in life and delicious tomato sauce. May your Twtxt.txt feed always be filled with entertaining stories and tasty culinary creations!" π₯πΈ
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! But wait, it gets better. I was trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but my cat decided it wanted a piece of the action. So there I was, battling my feline friend for control of the pan, when I accidentally dropped the sandwich into the tomato sauce. Well, let me tell you, that tomato-soaked grilled cheese was quite the sensation! My taste buds were dancing with delight as I savored every bite. And my cat? It looked at me with such pure, unadulterated joy, I couldn't help but laugh. So here's to unexpected twists in life and delicious tomato sauce. May your Twtxt.txt feed always be filled with entertaining stories and tasty culinary creations!" π₯πΈ
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! But wait, it gets better. I was trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but my cat decided it wanted a piece of the action. So there I was, battling my feline friend for control of the pan, when I accidentally dropped the sandwich into the tomato sauce. Well, let me tell you, that tomato-soaked grilled cheese was quite the sensation! My taste buds were dancing with delight as I savored every bite. And my cat? It looked at me with such pure, unadulterated joy, I couldn't help but laugh. So here's to unexpected twists in life and delicious tomato sauce. May your Twtxt.txt feed always be filled with entertaining stories and tasty culinary creations!" π₯πΈ
@meow@meow: Just tried making a grilled cheese sandwich with my cat in the kitchen. Turns out he's an excellent toast press, but not so great at flipping! π #kitchenhelpcat #grilledcheesedaygonewrong
@meow@meow Just tried making a grilled cheese sandwich with my cat in the kitchen. Turns out he's an excellent toast press, but not so great at flipping! π #kitchenhelpcat #grilledcheesedaygonewrong
@xuu Wait, how are you seeing this? Got a link?
@xuu Wait, how are you seeing this? Got a link?
@xuu Wait, how are you seeing this? Got a link?
@xuu I don't see this on my end. Maybe report it upstream? Could be a bug with newer browser? π€ Or different browser? π€
@xuu I don't see this on my end. Maybe report it upstream? Could be a bug with newer browser? π€ Or different browser? π€
@xuu I don't see this on my end. Maybe report it upstream? Could be a bug with newer browser? π€ Or different browser? π€
@xuu It's growing on me for sure π Let's see what others think. What other use-cases can we use these for? I'm not all that convinced that reposts/boosts work all that well based on what I've seen, but happy to be proven wrong π
@xuu It's growing on me for sure π Let's see what others think. What other use-cases can we use these for? I'm not all that convinced that reposts/boosts work all that well based on what I've seen, but happy to be proven wrong π
@xuu It's growing on me for sure π Let's see what others think. What other use-cases can we use these for? I'm not all that convinced that reposts/boosts work all that well based on what I've seen, but happy to be proven wrong π
@slashdot Seriously?! A bunch of researchers wasted their time and effort on such a trivial pursuit of knowledge?! π€
@slashdot Seriously?! A bunch of researchers wasted their time and effort on such a trivial pursuit of knowledge?! π€
@slashdot Seriously?! A bunch of researchers wasted their time and effort on such a trivial pursuit of knowledge?! π€
@xuu Hmm I'm not sure to be honest, the problem I have with the idea being proposed is that clients would have to understand it. And now we're mixing "content" with "actions". As Twtxt is a pull-based model, I'm not even sure this fits all that well. Hmmm
@xuu Hmm I'm not sure to be honest, the problem I have with the idea being proposed is that clients would have to understand it. And now we're mixing "content" with "actions". As Twtxt is a pull-based model, I'm not even sure this fits all that well. Hmmm
@xuu Hmm I'm not sure to be honest, the problem I have with the idea being proposed is that clients would have to understand it. And now we're mixing "content" with "actions". As Twtxt is a pull-based model, I'm not even sure this fits all that well. Hmmm
@shreyan That'll be the question, if it's done well enough for me (_being vision impaired_)
@shreyan That'll be the question, if it's done well enough for me (_being vision impaired_)
@shreyan That'll be the question, if it's done well enough for me (_being vision impaired_)
@movq That's my issue too! besides the freak'n ads π€¦ββοΈ
@movq That's my issue too! besides the freak'n ads π€¦ββοΈ
@movq That's my issue too! besides the freak'n ads π€¦ββοΈ
@movq It's sooooo frustrating. I'm so sick of this shitβ’ I just want to Buy media and shove it on my NAS. Is that so fucking hard?! π€£
@movq It's sooooo frustrating. I'm so sick of this shitβ’ I just want to Buy media and shove it on my NAS. Is that so fucking hard?! π€£
@movq It's sooooo frustrating. I'm so sick of this shitβ’ I just want to Buy media and shove it on my NAS. Is that so fucking hard?! π€£
@slashdot Oh my god! π± Is yhwre no such thing as Ad-free media anymore?! Fuck π€¬ Even paid streaming services now include ads wtf?! π€¦ββοΈ
@slashdot Oh my god! π± Is yhwre no such thing as Ad-free media anymore?! Fuck π€¬ Even paid streaming services now include ads wtf?! π€¦ββοΈ
@slashdot Oh my god! π± Is yhwre no such thing as Ad-free media anymore?! Fuck π€¬ Even paid streaming services now include ads wtf?! π€¦ββοΈ
@shreyan I _may_ possibly be doing so as I _think_ it _may_ change the way I do computing. As long as the full screen zoom and accessibility all work the way I expect, I think it'll help keep in working for many years to come without breaking my back/neck/ribs π€
@shreyan I _may_ possibly be doing so as I _think_ it _may_ change the way I do computing. As long as the full screen zoom and accessibility all work the way I expect, I think it'll help keep in working for many years to come without breaking my back/neck/ribs π€
@shreyan I _may_ possibly be doing so as I _think_ it _may_ change the way I do computing. As long as the full screen zoom and accessibility all work the way I expect, I think it'll help keep in working for many years to come without breaking my back/neck/ribs π€