# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 148
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt/twtxt.txt&offset=148
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt/twtxt.txt&offset=48
@lyxal @stats no one knows.\nwe don't get user numbers. (we prolly should lol)
@prologic @jlj I use inverted colors because I need the dark mode lol (even tho I could enable it here lol)
hey I am back.\nWhat User Number am I?
@birb-friend Sorry I was gone... But now I am back.\nAs vice king, you must patrol the site, making sure the people here are civil.
testing hashtags to find posts.\nThere should be a search engine for hashtags.\n#cats #memes
we need to add polls.\n\nShould I change my name?\nBird\nbirb\nsparrow\nraven\nparakeet
The Return Of The King...
WOAH!! WHEN DID WE GET 60 NEW USERS?\nFROM 180 TO 244?!
I DEFINITELY WOULD!\n*idea light bulb sound*\nPROLOGIC, DO THIS.\nJoin your social network with the fediverse!\nThey are a league of federated social networks!\nWe might be able to attract a few more users if twtxt lands on the front page!\nSee what I mean?\nhttps://fediverse.party
4 THOUSAND people a day?!\nno, that can't be right, the months active says 3.5k\n3,500 / 30. \n\n116...\n\n\nSo you have *approximately* around 100 daily active users.\nhey thats pretty good. :)
ok.\ncan I make an animation for it?
whats my following and followers rank?\nnumber 5? because I have 10 followers and following 22 people
happy thanksgiving gamers
@antonio whats that box thing?\ndoes it do anything?
ok. ill make a reddit post about it lol\nI hope it gets lots of upvotes and new users
@prologic I would like to help but I don't know much about javascript (yet)\nI guess I don't want to code, I'm more into visual things. \nplus, its really hard! :O
hey guys its Twtxt Election Day.\nIt's officially been one month since I joined,\nmeaning we vote on people to be my representative.\nnow we will count the votes and the person with the most votes wins and immidialaty gets inaugurated into Office. \n\nI've chosen the first 2 campaigners\noff_grid_living and birb-friend.\n\nnow vote! :D
ok its been a week\ncan you show the dm'ing please\nI am king birb
@off_grid_living it takes minutes to upload a kilobytes file, \nis your internet super slow?\nfor contrast, my internet speed is 122 mb and 33 mb,\nare you running a massive server thats taking bandwidth?
Today is my one month anniversary!\nI can't believe I'm been here for a month!\nTime flies!
I love this site\n\nso tiny
@prologic how is this possibl- Oh I get it.\nhis posts are timed to a certain hour, thats why it says 8 hours from now
@deadguy @prologic I think theres a japanese person here now\nhe/she is our first foreigner
First foreigner. Time to start foreign relations?
hey guys I am back for some reason.\n\nwhat are we doing\nhow many prisoners of war did we get
Hey King Birb Here.\nIf Twtxt ever hits 10,500 users, (which will probably take years)\ncompared to the world population.\n\nits *ONLY* 0.000127%!!
What d'ya mean by "rebranding" a site overhaul?!\nAlso, everyone who joins twtxt is automatically my subject for my kingdom.\nprologic, you are trying to increase the society, and I, my Kingdom.
hey im back now lol\n\nso can you show me a prototype of the direct messaging thing?\n\nI AM KING BIRB
my screech \n\n*in birb noise* AAAAAAAAA
@prologic I guess so, lol\nI just browse comics there anyway, I repost them
for some reason i have a Tumblr now
so how many prisoners of war did we get
get started.\ntomorrow.\nprepare, and bring as much people as you can here.\nNO EXCEPTIONS
make sure to guard my palace of barbarians,\noh and make sure to conquer other foreign lands, such as the fediverse. \nI guess form an army and invade them.\nthen bring them here, and ill decide what to do with prisoners of war
@prologic I don't know, just guard this place,\nand maybe conquer some other villages (social networks)\nand bring them here, as a prisoner of war, and ill decide what to do with 'em
@birb-friend yes me, king birb\nhas finally got my haircut after 1,000 years,\nyee!
Make a giant twtxt poster, so that will attract more people here lol
hey guys Imma learn how to draw art instead of coding because I love art, and bc it is VisUal.\nI love the comics people make online :D
@prologic what will Ulinux be for?\nwhat do you plan to do with it??\nI am king birb
@prologic nice\n\nok\nI have suggest\n\ncan you plz add a direct message thing?\n\nI am king birb\nI ask u to build dm'ing\n\nI am da birb king
@prologic hey pro would you like to be my secretary or something??\n\nI need people to help run my kingdom lol.\n\nI am king birb
hey I back.\nwhats changed??\nthis place change fast lol\n\nI am birb
hey birb fren\ndo u want to be a vice king or somthin
@prologic hey I was somewhere\nno telling where lol\nok I back
KING BIRB IS BACK!\n\nI AM KING BIRB
mrbeast gaming has broken the world record of being the fastest channel to 10 million subscribers!\nhe achieved it in only 7 months!
hey g'morning subjects\nits king birb\nonce again.\nhappy November!!\nim sad spooktober is over,\nsadly, I barely got any Halloween vibes this year.\nI didn't get to go trick or treating cuz of corona virus\n\n***MEGA BRUH MOMENT***
@prologic nice, you posted this at 5:55, (My timezone) but still! it means to stay positive!\n;)\nI am king birb
@prologic it would probably look very barebones and minimalist.\nin fact, I would want to be that way.\nare you building dms? (direct message)\nCan I be a first tester?
I am immortal,\nmy true birb age is 2172.\nyou guys probably don't remember, but I was once king of the entire Roman Empire.\nI served for about 582 years, until a human overthrew me.\nI exiled myself to North America before anyone knew about the new world.\nin fact, I was Chris Columbus. \nI disguised myself as him because I wanted to show people the new world.\nI live on europa. I am actually an angel chosen by God to help people of the Earth.
@prologic (# no lol\nI won't tell my true age
can you tell everyone on the site to follow me?, because I want to grow my kingdom.
@prologic whats that?\na more secure way to log in?
@prologic getting thru life\nI won't tell you my age because bruh thats supposed to be secret lmaoo
just started learning javascript today, heres wat I got so far\n\n 
@prologic wow dude u stayed up to 2am?\nmy timezone is different than yours\n\nI'm on the other side of the country!
hey morning prologic.\nwat should we do today?\n\nI am king birb
ok bye gamers\n\nI am king BIRB
@prologic @stats I hav no idea lmaoo\nanyway imma go bed \n\n\nYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@prologic hm.. wel.. k.\nI wanted to advertise this site but im too lazy to make a video, and I've never made an ad before lol.\nso what should we do to get more people, (besides in person) ?
I have made an Official subreddit for Twtxt.net!\nThere's only 1 member (me)\nWould anyone like to join?\nhere Is the subreddit!\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Twtxt/
congrats on 5 followers!\n\nI am King Birb
@prologic wait NO I meant 600 total twts on the site\nI sniped the 600th
As subjects of my kingdom, here are some laws.\nOnly I can be king.\nThose who Treason shall be destroyed.\nThose who disrespect the king also shall be destroyed.\nTo work in my government to make laws or rights, you must be a birb.\nTo be a citizen you must be a birb, or do the immigrant ritual.\nTo have Rights, you must be a birb or a citizen.\n\nYour Rights.\nright to freedom of speech\nright to free healthcare.\nright to work in the government.\nright to criticize me, "fairly (no insults etc etc)\nand most importantly,\nthe right to vote governors.\nI am Birb King
You are now part of my Kingdom, Kingdom O' Twt.
@deadguy no.\nI am king birb because I signed up earlier than you guys.\nI am king birb, and my subjects are ones that join after me.\nso I would say, my Kingdom has a population of around 10 people.
hey, thanks for following, since I don't use a phone, what does twtxt movie look like?
@antonio @birb-friend its an ancient meme\nlike birds that are badass and do epic things, and birds that are aesthetic are called Birbs.\nMy name has no point, I just sniped Birb, because couldn't think of a good username.\nSniping is signing up on a social network with a rare username, like Birb,\nbecause there are only about 300 people here, I was able to snipe it. \nthe last thing to say,\n\nI AM KING BIRB
I have the 600th twt.\n\n600 two's wow how far this has came.\nonly like 4 days ago, it had 460 something twts!
@birb-friend [title](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygsXpRuej70
@prologic @dooven @iggi @tknz its good, it needs to show what twtxt acts like... we could make a new one and I could be the birb king!
@prologic On YouTube and Peertube.\nPeerTube is part of the fediverse, group of decentralized social networks!\nwell, youtube is owned by Google.