# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 285
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/will/twtxt.txt&offset=285
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/will/twtxt.txt&offset=185
@abucci Your boss works for NATO / DOD / Northrop Grumman right? Just to be clear
@eaplmx presumably it means the control or leadership is located outside of it somewhere šŸ˜†
Depressing
Is some drama happening with Gitea? Do I need to pay attention? šŸ§
Iā€™m not sure why people are upset by autopilot deaths when cars in USA alone kill something like 3000 people per month šŸ¤”
If Elon stops twitter from lecturing you like a kindergarden teacher whenever you use mildly offensive language it will be the best improvement to the site in 10 years
šŸ˜† that guyā€™s post is actually pretty interesting to me. SSL is fugazi? Can it be? šŸ§
@eaplmx How many shared nix server things are out there do you think? I really like the idea but I havent found one that grabs me šŸ¤”
My biggest complaint with the web in general is often Iā€™m looking for 100 bytes of information but to get it I have to load a spyware application suite pretending to be a html doc
I group my tabs in Safari and then never see or think about them again šŸ˜†
I donā€™t understand why, in the 12+ years since tabs became de rigeur, nobody figured out a better UI than a tab bar šŸ¤Ø
Good stuff
@prologic I actually donā€™t use twitter but every forum nowadays is 60% links to twitter so šŸ¤·
@prologic I really mean give up reading twitter, blogs, and forums all day at work and getting annoyed at peopleā€™s non stop arguments with no benefit to myself šŸ˜†
I need to give up the internet but what to replace it with? šŸ¤”
thanks guys these are some good ideas šŸ˜Š
Maybe I should just make a new branch for each line of code? šŸ¤”
How do people who write a lot of code keep track of stuff they plan to write but havenā€™t? Just curious. I usually write #TODO and then whatever. Often a placeholder function or something. Seems messy tho
@mckinley thanks!
Search anything on google involving a nono word: the results are just lectures about not using the nono word and have nothing to do with the search šŸ¤”
@mckinley It creates a file valled wget-hsts or something
And why does wget feel the need to generate its own hosts file inmy home directory??
Also thereā€™s too much crap in my home dir. Why me???
Another thing Iā€™m not a fan of is GNU adding massive flags to core utilities to replace what used to be a single letter with ā€”some=crap that looks like someoneā€™s novel
Gotta say Iā€™m not a big fan of the default gitea main page
@prologic I didnā€™t see that youā€™d released the source. Good stuff
@prologic Iā€™m getting so frustrated with google duck.com etc that I might do something drastic
@prologic Yea thatā€™s what I was thinking of!
@mills did you ever get your own search engine going? šŸ¤”
@prologic šŸ„‚
also this https://movim.eu
what! over 9000 !!
But what DevOps is?
@prologic Wow Ice-9. scary šŸ˜Æ
Thereā€™s a lot of cynicism from the guy on the street in my town this year for some reason šŸ¤” šŸ˜†
Itā€™s lake Erie šŸ˜†. They dont call them ā€œthe great lakesā€ for nothing


I love being at the lake!
@maya cuz itā€™s defeatist and quite possibly collaborationistā€¦
@prologic I just downloaded the new testflight edition of Goryon!
šŸ˜
test
@lyse @movq I used to fold mine up and put it in my bossā€™ office. The height of convenience
@prologic yea thatā€™s all šŸ’Æ on the mark
sorry for literal twitter link i cant upload img to my own server right now šŸ˜†
https://twitter.com/gf_256/status/1514131084702797827?s=20&t=ascxgJKnd9hIGSL0gjQ35A šŸ¤£
@ullarah @prologic wow thats impressive. Whats your opinion of delta.chat?
@mckinley @prologic Mills are you ready for ā€œ33,997,900,893 bytesā€
@ullarah I just mixed the beer with mustard powder without measuring it. šŸ˜† Maybe I put salt in as well, I donā€™t remember
Anybody make beer mustard? I just tried something I made about 3 years ago with ā€œwhite rajah IPAā€ and powder and i would rate it 11/10. Iā€™m surprised at its power/flavor. Literally 10x better than anything at the store and 2-3x better than the mustard i make from seeds
@mckinley @prologic https://www.qutebrowser.org/
Itā€™s incredibly funny that yarnā€™s userbase is ~73 people since itā€™s basically mastodon but 10000x better šŸ˜‚
The domain I would use is a reference to ssb lol. Iā€™ll probably do it.
Should I run my own pod guys? Is that a good idea / the whole point of yarn? šŸ¤”
@prologic 3 minutes? huh?
@prologic *high times thinking* can you lower the price of an iPhone by launching it into orbit? *space nerd*
@prologic ya by american stardards
@prologic lol hippy detected!!!
@prologic i ust googles aus <~> usd
@lyse i mean with dogs and cats etc they can get along with humans but shorter lived guys never developed that level of socialization šŸ˜­
this may be the wrong thing to say but ive been clippering my own hair for a year and I love the FREEDOM (as in beer) it affords me
@prologic in usa iirc its $100 cheaper šŸ˜†
@jlj i always get green too but I dunno if it means anything šŸ˜†
@prologic I mean theyā€™re doing it as a way to thumb their nose at Elon but they arenā€™t gonna stick with it šŸ˜†
@prologic I googled it and according to some rando they paid or otherwise convinced Twitch streamers to use it and it blew up after that šŸ¤”
It wonā€™t last itā€™s performative
@prologic @mutefall y no utf love
@movq @lyse I love birds but apparently sparrows only live 2-3 years so i feel my ability to ā€œbe coolā€ with them are limited.
I think the average person will put up with a lot of bullshit with a new app or a new website if they think thereā€™s something on there that they want. Like if their friends are on there, or maybe some porn, or a video game, or a cat video. Period. And most importantly if they think theyā€™re going to get a long-term use out of it. For example if they think thatā€™s where their friends are going to be. They will commit
network effects šŸ˜†
a funny thing happened to me yesterday.. i was using lynx to read a bunch of gopher and gemini sites and thinking to myself, ā€œwhy did I switch from lync to links? šŸ¤” ā€œ Then I went to some wiki page on http and remembered: ā€œOh right itā€™s because links can block all cookies instead of asking on every page!!! šŸ˜³ā€
@prologic im super butthurt rn over the discord irc debate. people think typing a ā€œ/ā€œ is harder than confirming your phone number & emailā€¦ maybe theyre rightā€¦
@marado @prologic prologic whats your opinion about the ā€œself hostingā€ barrier to entry for stuff like yarn/mastodon? Even the paid service model has this problemā€¦
@ullarah I just donā€™t like the marketing about ā€œartificial intelligence!!!!ā€ šŸ˜†
@slashdot @ullarah hereā€™s my theory: trump gets unbanned, I lol a little, go back to not having a twitter account šŸ˜†
Anyone seen that Dalle2 stuff? Iā€™m a machine learning hater but Iā€™m very impressed by what theyā€™ve accomplished.
My new theory of ā€œhow to make the internet better, for me personallyā€ is an ā€œoffline firstā€ strategy that IN THEORY rss should be perfect for. However about half my feeds donā€™t include their page content in the feed. Isnā€™t that a pain?
@movq You got me šŸ˜†
im reading ā€œleviathanā€ by thomas hobbes and i just feel bad for him lol
guys im drunk but you ever think about how this is the first time in history there were several billion unique ppl to meet and talk to? in the old days you only had a few hundred per city. life is short but. all the tech stuff we all love is fairly immaterial compared to that
@prologic this is my struggle. every time. i ask myself. why?
@mckinley newsboat
guys i found a job i want to apply to but itā€™s a perl shop šŸ˜†. im learning perl rn after avoiding it for 6 years. money talks?
@marguesto he was lying in this scene
@mckinley ive actually had a great time for the last 10 year never editing a single config except to add hostname or whatever
@ullarah im running ununtu rn maybe ill test it
@eaplmx thats why i store all my food on top of my refrigerator. Even the comparatively intelligent mice cant figure it out
chronological timeline is undefeated
did anyone ever think about how ā€œŃ€Š¾ŃŃŠøя disinfoā€ is just doing the same shit adverisers do every day? modern social media is literally built on showing bullshit to people against their will
@prologic yea?
@eaplmx Iā€™ve met and killed many cockroaches, but Iā€™ve never seen a nest
@carsten its not that screenshots are disabled system wide. its that the video window appears black in the screenshot. lol
@prologic @ullarah highly iq
do posix core programs accept pull requests? i want to add working dir to $(who)
lsof most powerful unix command? šŸ¤”
#nerdshit tfw grep and lsof are the only tools you really need for log analysis / finding out what dir your enemies (fellow users (my own tty in tmux)) are in šŸ§
@carsten mac os
time to send an email i guess lol
@mckinley its cray because its just a config issue on their end
I use links (and ff) and franklyā€¦ Iā€™m lovin it
thebulletin.org (my favorite news site) is blocking RSS w cloudflare. Wtf. How am i supposed to read their articles if my computer cannot