# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 2
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/op3e47a
@prologic @jlj Hahaha, I have made somebody else milk the cows for me. :-D In the next door village there's a milk vending machine at the dairy farm, so I just went there in the morning and filled up my two bottles. 
cow stable 
milk vending machine Unfortunately, I do not live in the countryside, I'm in a town. :-(
@lyse wow, but that surely fresh, non-pasteurised, milk, right? I would love it!
When I was a child, I used to go on my bicycle to buy milk. The place was around 4km from home. I will wait, seeing the farmer actually milk the cow in front of me (my dad had given me specific instructions to watch out for "baptised milk", that is, to see if the farmer was adultering the milk with water), grab my milk, and drink the warn left overs from the bucket.