# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 3
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/x3tsh3a
I agree. Malay pirates are the worse. I know someone—can’t recall who was at the moment, but that’s irrelevant—who told me he was once captured by one of the smallest Malay pirate ships. He was robed, of course, and then he was subject to the most abominable jokes, bundled together with the cheapest alcoholic beverages you can find in the Pacific rim, while a monkey jumped on his shoulders and head. It was torture!
He got lucky and was rescued after a week or two. He swears that, for over a month, he couldn’t understand a thing, and simply walked around with a stupid grim on his face. Luckily he snapped out of it, and got involved with cryptocurrency. Nobody knows where he is now, but it is said he goes by the name of Satoshi. Satoshi Nakamoto.
@fastidious And they all lived happily ever after. Hahaha, this is a great fairy tale.
@lyse they wish they live happily ever after, though! I heard from a distant fourth cousin that Satoshi isn't happy. His idea of cryptocurrency was to simply recoup what he lost to the pirates, he never intended to go out of hands like it has. He weeps at the thought of the many copycats his business plan generated, and truly wants to disappear—he has kind of accomplished that, as no one sees him [much] these days.
As for his known hypothetical immense fortune, he has none. He shredded long ago that private key, and the passphrase… well, the passphrase is gone from his memory just like his bad past experiences.