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Since we’re liking masked musicians here on twtxt, let me share this gem with you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4X56wIOZns

Glass Beams - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
@bender Because the cities are too optimized for cars? 🫤 Yeah, I live in a somehwat rural area and you can use the bike for a lot of things. There aren’t many “big” cities here anyway, that’s true.
@bender Because the cities are too optimized for cars? 🫤 Yeah, I live in a somehwat rural area and you can use the bike for a lot of things. There aren’t many “big” cities here anyway, that’s true.
@bender Because the cities are too optimized for cars? 🫤 Yeah, I live in a somehwat rural area and you can use the bike for a lot of things. There aren’t many “big” cities here anyway, that’s true.
@bender Because the cities are too optimized for cars? 🫤 Yeah, I live in a somehwat rural area and you can use the bike for a lot of things. There aren’t many “big” cities here anyway, that’s true.
Had a test drive on a foldable e-bike today and now I’m *extremely* tempted to get one of those things. 😅
Had a test drive on a foldable e-bike today and now I’m *extremely* tempted to get one of those things. 😅
Had a test drive on a foldable e-bike today and now I’m *extremely* tempted to get one of those things. 😅
Had a test drive on a foldable e-bike today and now I’m *extremely* tempted to get one of those things. 😅
This is a good reminder to support the work of the FSFE:

- https://fsfe.org/news/2023/news-20230323-01.en.html
- https://fsfe.org/news/2024/news-20240312-01.html
This is a good reminder to support the work of the FSFE:

- https://fsfe.org/news/2023/news-20230323-01.en.html
- https://fsfe.org/news/2024/news-20240312-01.html
This is a good reminder to support the work of the FSFE:

- https://fsfe.org/news/2023/news-20230323-01.en.html
- https://fsfe.org/news/2024/news-20240312-01.html
This is a good reminder to support the work of the FSFE:

- https://fsfe.org/news/2023/news-20230323-01.en.html
- https://fsfe.org/news/2024/news-20240312-01.html
@bender I noticed that I can’t *type* a . directly. Yesterday, I *pasted* the number from an email (because why would I type it and probably make a mistake in the process?), so it looks like it simply stripped the dot entirely …

@lyse Dots as thousands separators are the most confusing thing to me. 🥴 I like '. Basically, anything *at the bottom* should be a decimal point and anything *at the top* a thousands separator.
@bender I noticed that I can’t *type* a . directly. Yesterday, I *pasted* the number from an email (because why would I type it and probably make a mistake in the process?), so it looks like it simply stripped the dot entirely …

@lyse Dots as thousands separators are the most confusing thing to me. 🥴 I like '. Basically, anything *at the bottom* should be a decimal point and anything *at the top* a thousands separator.
@bender I noticed that I can’t *type* a . directly. Yesterday, I *pasted* the number from an email (because why would I type it and probably make a mistake in the process?), so it looks like it simply stripped the dot entirely …

@lyse Dots as thousands separators are the most confusing thing to me. 🥴 I like '. Basically, anything *at the bottom* should be a decimal point and anything *at the top* a thousands separator.
@bender I noticed that I can’t *type* a . directly. Yesterday, I *pasted* the number from an email (because why would I type it and probably make a mistake in the process?), so it looks like it simply stripped the dot entirely …

@lyse Dots as thousands separators are the most confusing thing to me. 🥴 I like '. Basically, anything *at the bottom* should be a decimal point and anything *at the top* a thousands separator.
Maybe it’s time to think about taking the website and all software offline.

- https://www.heise.de/en/background/Software-providers-beware-They-are-now-liable-for-defective-products-10028867.html
- https://www.consilium.europa.eu/en/documents-publications/public-register/document-details/?ImmcIdentifier=ST-5553-2024-INIT&DocumentLanguage=EN

This will open the gates of hell, allowing lawyers to harass free software developers. Not because of the actual content of those proposed laws, because there is supposed to be an exemption for free software – but because there is a great tradition here in germany, where lawyers just make false claims and try to extort money from you. Can you safely ignore them? Should you seek legal council immediately? You never know. It’s best to avoid becoming a target in the first place.

Besides, the current wording is just an EU thing. It will have to be transformed into german law (and french law and spanish law …), which means our legislative bodies can screw up things big time. It’s quite possible that they won’t include that exemption or include it in a very vague and ambiguous way.

I’m really angry right now and hopefully I’ll think differently tomorrow.
Maybe it’s time to think about taking the website and all software offline.

- https://www.heise.de/en/background/Software-providers-beware-They-are-now-liable-for-defective-products-10028867.html
- https://www.consilium.europa.eu/en/documents-publications/public-register/document-details/?ImmcIdentifier=ST-5553-2024-INIT&DocumentLanguage=EN

This will open the gates of hell, allowing lawyers to harass free software developers. Not because of the actual content of those proposed laws, because there is supposed to be an exemption for free software – but because there is a great tradition here in germany, where lawyers just make false claims and try to extort money from you. Can you safely ignore them? Should you seek legal council immediately? You never know. It’s best to avoid becoming a target in the first place.

Besides, the current wording is just an EU thing. It will have to be transformed into german law (and french law and spanish law …), which means our legislative bodies can screw up things big time. It’s quite possible that they won’t include that exemption or include it in a very vague and ambiguous way.

I’m really angry right now and hopefully I’ll think differently tomorrow.
Maybe it’s time to think about taking the website and all software offline.

- https://www.heise.de/en/background/Software-providers-beware-They-are-now-liable-for-defective-products-10028867.html
- https://www.consilium.europa.eu/en/documents-publications/public-register/document-details/?ImmcIdentifier=ST-5553-2024-INIT&DocumentLanguage=EN

This will open the gates of hell, allowing lawyers to harass free software developers. Not because of the actual content of those proposed laws, because there is supposed to be an exemption for free software – but because there is a great tradition here in germany, where lawyers just make false claims and try to extort money from you. Can you safely ignore them? Should you seek legal council immediately? You never know. It’s best to avoid becoming a target in the first place.

Besides, the current wording is just an EU thing. It will have to be transformed into german law (and french law and spanish law …), which means our legislative bodies can screw up things big time. It’s quite possible that they won’t include that exemption or include it in a very vague and ambiguous way.

I’m really angry right now and hopefully I’ll think differently tomorrow.
Maybe it’s time to think about taking the website and all software offline.

- https://www.heise.de/en/background/Software-providers-beware-They-are-now-liable-for-defective-products-10028867.html
- https://www.consilium.europa.eu/en/documents-publications/public-register/document-details/?ImmcIdentifier=ST-5553-2024-INIT&DocumentLanguage=EN

This will open the gates of hell, allowing lawyers to harass free software developers. Not because of the actual content of those proposed laws, because there is supposed to be an exemption for free software – but because there is a great tradition here in germany, where lawyers just make false claims and try to extort money from you. Can you safely ignore them? Should you seek legal council immediately? You never know. It’s best to avoid becoming a target in the first place.

Besides, the current wording is just an EU thing. It will have to be transformed into german law (and french law and spanish law …), which means our legislative bodies can screw up things big time. It’s quite possible that they won’t include that exemption or include it in a very vague and ambiguous way.

I’m really angry right now and hopefully I’ll think differently tomorrow.
Numbers are hard. I just *almost* accidentally sent 33k€ to someone via bank transfer, because the banking website interpreted 334.90 as 33490,00. 😬 This is germany, so it wants a comma, not a dot …
Numbers are hard. I just *almost* accidentally sent 33k€ to someone via bank transfer, because the banking website interpreted 334.90 as 33490,00. 😬 This is germany, so it wants a comma, not a dot …
Numbers are hard. I just *almost* accidentally sent 33k€ to someone via bank transfer, because the banking website interpreted 334.90 as 33490,00. 😬 This is germany, so it wants a comma, not a dot …
Numbers are hard. I just *almost* accidentally sent 33k€ to someone via bank transfer, because the banking website interpreted 334.90 as 33490,00. 😬 This is germany, so it wants a comma, not a dot …
I love Al and his bass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwnDKcoVHmY
I love Al and his bass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwnDKcoVHmY
I love Al and his bass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwnDKcoVHmY
I love Al and his bass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwnDKcoVHmY
@lyse

> HTTP caching headers

Yes, absolutely, this should be mentioned in the spec. I’m guilty – when I first wrote my twtxt client, I forgot that If-Modified-Since is a thing. 🤦
@lyse

> HTTP caching headers

Yes, absolutely, this should be mentioned in the spec. I’m guilty – when I first wrote my twtxt client, I forgot that If-Modified-Since is a thing. 🤦
@lyse

> HTTP caching headers

Yes, absolutely, this should be mentioned in the spec. I’m guilty – when I first wrote my twtxt client, I forgot that If-Modified-Since is a thing. 🤦
@lyse

> HTTP caching headers

Yes, absolutely, this should be mentioned in the spec. I’m guilty – when I first wrote my twtxt client, I forgot that If-Modified-Since is a thing. 🤦
@lyse

> Regarding section 4 about feed discovery: Yeah, non-HTTP transport protocols are an issue as they do not have User-Agent headers. How exactly do you envision the discovery_url to work, though?

This is from a twt of mine from January 2022:

https://www.uninformativ.de/files/twtxt/2022%2D01%2D22%2D%2Dfollow%2Dendpoint.md

(This idea gets lost all the time, so I put it into a file now. 😅)

Not sure if this is what @eapl.me had in mind, obviously.
@lyse

> Regarding section 4 about feed discovery: Yeah, non-HTTP transport protocols are an issue as they do not have User-Agent headers. How exactly do you envision the discovery_url to work, though?

This is from a twt of mine from January 2022:

https://www.uninformativ.de/files/twtxt/2022%2D01%2D22%2D%2Dfollow%2Dendpoint.md

(This idea gets lost all the time, so I put it into a file now. 😅)

Not sure if this is what @eapl.me had in mind, obviously.
@lyse

> Regarding section 4 about feed discovery: Yeah, non-HTTP transport protocols are an issue as they do not have User-Agent headers. How exactly do you envision the discovery_url to work, though?

This is from a twt of mine from January 2022:

https://www.uninformativ.de/files/twtxt/2022%2D01%2D22%2D%2Dfollow%2Dendpoint.md

(This idea gets lost all the time, so I put it into a file now. 😅)

Not sure if this is what @eapl.me had in mind, obviously.
@lyse

> Regarding section 4 about feed discovery: Yeah, non-HTTP transport protocols are an issue as they do not have User-Agent headers. How exactly do you envision the discovery_url to work, though?

This is from a twt of mine from January 2022:

https://www.uninformativ.de/files/twtxt/2022%2D01%2D22%2D%2Dfollow%2Dendpoint.md

(This idea gets lost all the time, so I put it into a file now. 😅)

Not sure if this is what @eapl.me had in mind, obviously.
@bender Ohhh, nice! I tried to learn Morse code a while back (well, 11 years ago, apparently), but never got very good at it. 😢 Ultimately, I didn’t have a real-world application for it. 🫤
@bender Ohhh, nice! I tried to learn Morse code a while back (well, 11 years ago, apparently), but never got very good at it. 😢 Ultimately, I didn’t have a real-world application for it. 🫤
@bender Ohhh, nice! I tried to learn Morse code a while back (well, 11 years ago, apparently), but never got very good at it. 😢 Ultimately, I didn’t have a real-world application for it. 🫤
@bender Ohhh, nice! I tried to learn Morse code a while back (well, 11 years ago, apparently), but never got very good at it. 😢 Ultimately, I didn’t have a real-world application for it. 🫤
(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.

It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.

😐
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.

It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.

😐
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.

It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.

😐
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.

It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.

😐
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪

Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …

(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪

Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …

(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪

Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …

(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪

Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …

(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
Funny wobbly moon sets:

https://movq.de/v/4bba078992/moon1.ff.jpg

I also tried to do a little stacked thingy, not too happy with it:

https://movq.de/v/4bba078992/stack.ff.jpg
Funny wobbly moon sets:

https://movq.de/v/4bba078992/moon1.ff.jpg

I also tried to do a little stacked thingy, not too happy with it:

https://movq.de/v/4bba078992/stack.ff.jpg
Funny wobbly moon sets:

https://movq.de/v/4bba078992/moon1.ff.jpg

I also tried to do a little stacked thingy, not too happy with it:

https://movq.de/v/4bba078992/stack.ff.jpg
Funny wobbly moon sets:

https://movq.de/v/4bba078992/moon1.ff.jpg

I also tried to do a little stacked thingy, not too happy with it:

https://movq.de/v/4bba078992/stack.ff.jpg
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤

@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤

@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤

@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤

@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@lyse I’ll be happy to wait until the show finishes. Just get me off this planet! 😂 https://movq.de/v/96d00c53b5/borg.png
@lyse I’ll be happy to wait until the show finishes. Just get me off this planet! 😂 https://movq.de/v/96d00c53b5/borg.png
@lyse I’ll be happy to wait until the show finishes. Just get me off this planet! 😂 https://movq.de/v/96d00c53b5/borg.png
@lyse I’ll be happy to wait until the show finishes. Just get me off this planet! 😂 https://movq.de/v/96d00c53b5/borg.png
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.

Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.

JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.

Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.

JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.

Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.

JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.

Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.

JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
Too irregular for a lightshow. Must be cars. Damn, I wish I could tape this. 😅
Too irregular for a lightshow. Must be cars. Damn, I wish I could tape this. 😅
Too irregular for a lightshow. Must be cars. Damn, I wish I could tape this. 😅