# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 249
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt&offset=149
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt&offset=49
@prologic what will Ulinux be for?\nwhat do you plan to do with it??\nI am king birb
@prologic what will Ulinux be for?
what do you plan to do with it??
I am king birb
@prologic nice\n\nok\nI have suggest\n\ncan you plz add a direct message thing?\n\nI am king birb\nI ask u to build dm'ing\n\nI am da birb king
@prologic nice
ok
I have suggest
can you plz add a direct message thing?
I am king birb
I ask u to build dm'ing
I am da birb king
@prologic hey pro would you like to be my secretary or something??
I need people to help run my kingdom lol.
I am king birb
@prologic hey pro would you like to be my secretary or something??\n\nI need people to help run my kingdom lol.\n\nI am king birb
hey I back.\nwhats changed??\nthis place change fast lol\n\nI am birb
hey I back.
whats changed??
this place change fast lol
I am birb
hey birb fren\ndo u want to be a vice king or somthin
hey birb fren
do u want to be a vice king or somthin
@prologic hey I was somewhere
no telling where lol
ok I back
@prologic hey I was somewhere\nno telling where lol\nok I back
KING BIRB IS BACK!
I AM KING BIRB
KING BIRB IS BACK!\n\nI AM KING BIRB
mrbeast gaming has broken the world record of being the fastest channel to 10 million subscribers!\nhe achieved it in only 7 months!
mrbeast gaming has broken the world record of being the fastest channel to 10 million subscribers!
he achieved it in only 7 months!
hey g'morning subjects
its king birb
once again.
happy November!!
im sad spooktober is over,
sadly, I barely got any Halloween vibes this year.
I didn't get to go trick or treating cuz of corona virus
***MEGA BRUH MOMENT***
hey g'morning subjects\nits king birb\nonce again.\nhappy November!!\nim sad spooktober is over,\nsadly, I barely got any Halloween vibes this year.\nI didn't get to go trick or treating cuz of corona virus\n\n***MEGA BRUH MOMENT***
@prologic nice, you posted this at 5:55, (My timezone) but still! it means to stay positive!\n;)\nI am king birb
@prologic nice, you posted this at 5:55, (My timezone) but still! it means to stay positive!
;)
I am king birb
@prologic it would probably look very barebones and minimalist.\nin fact, I would want to be that way.\nare you building dms? (direct message)\nCan I be a first tester?
@prologic it would probably look very barebones and minimalist.
in fact, I would want to be that way.
are you building dms? (direct message)
Can I be a first tester?
I am immortal,
my true birb age is 2172.
you guys probably don't remember, but I was once king of the entire Roman Empire.
I served for about 582 years, until a human overthrew me.
I exiled myself to North America before anyone knew about the new world.
in fact, I was Chris Columbus.
I disguised myself as him because I wanted to show people the new world.
I live on europa. I am actually an angel chosen by God to help people of the Earth.
I am immortal,\nmy true birb age is 2172.\nyou guys probably don't remember, but I was once king of the entire Roman Empire.\nI served for about 582 years, until a human overthrew me.\nI exiled myself to North America before anyone knew about the new world.\nin fact, I was Chris Columbus. \nI disguised myself as him because I wanted to show people the new world.\nI live on europa. I am actually an angel chosen by God to help people of the Earth.
@prologic (# no lol\nI won't tell my true age
can you tell everyone on the site to follow me?, because I want to grow my kingdom.
@prologic whats that?
a more secure way to log in?
@prologic whats that?\na more secure way to log in?
@prologic getting thru life\nI won't tell you my age because bruh thats supposed to be secret lmaoo
@prologic getting thru life
I won't tell you my age because bruh thats supposed to be secret lmaoo
just started learning javascript today, heres wat I got so far
just started learning javascript today, heres wat I got so far\n\n
@prologic wow dude u stayed up to 2am?\nmy timezone is different than yours\n\nI'm on the other side of the country!
@prologic wow dude u stayed up to 2am?
my timezone is different than yours
I'm on the other side of the country!
hey morning prologic.\nwat should we do today?\n\nI am king birb
hey morning prologic.
wat should we do today?
I am king birb
ok bye gamers\n\nI am king BIRB
ok bye gamers
I am king BIRB
@prologic @stats I hav no idea lmaoo\nanyway imma go bed \n\n\nYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@prologic hm.. wel.. k.\nI wanted to advertise this site but im too lazy to make a video, and I've never made an ad before lol.\nso what should we do to get more people, (besides in person) ?
@prologic hm.. wel.. k.
I wanted to advertise this site but im too lazy to make a video, and I've never made an ad before lol.
so what should we do to get more people, (besides in person) ?
I have made an Official subreddit for Twtxt.net!\nThere's only 1 member (me)\nWould anyone like to join?\nhere Is the subreddit!\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Twtxt/
congrats on 5 followers!\n\nI am King Birb
congrats on 5 followers!
I am King Birb
@prologic wait NO I meant 600 total twts on the site
I sniped the 600th
@prologic wait NO I meant 600 total twts on the site\nI sniped the 600th
As subjects of my kingdom, here are some laws.
Only I can be king.
Those who Treason shall be destroyed.
Those who disrespect the king also shall be destroyed.
To work in my government to make laws or rights, you must be a birb.
To be a citizen you must be a birb, or do the immigrant ritual.
To have Rights, you must be a birb or a citizen.
Your Rights.
right to freedom of speech
right to free healthcare.
right to work in the government.
right to criticize me, "fairly (no insults etc etc)
and most importantly,
the right to vote governors.
I am Birb King
As subjects of my kingdom, here are some laws.\nOnly I can be king.\nThose who Treason shall be destroyed.\nThose who disrespect the king also shall be destroyed.\nTo work in my government to make laws or rights, you must be a birb.\nTo be a citizen you must be a birb, or do the immigrant ritual.\nTo have Rights, you must be a birb or a citizen.\n\nYour Rights.\nright to freedom of speech\nright to free healthcare.\nright to work in the government.\nright to criticize me, "fairly (no insults etc etc)\nand most importantly,\nthe right to vote governors.\nI am Birb King
You are now part of my Kingdom, Kingdom O' Twt.
@deadguy no.\nI am king birb because I signed up earlier than you guys.\nI am king birb, and my subjects are ones that join after me.\nso I would say, my Kingdom has a population of around 10 people.
@deadguy no.
I am king birb because I signed up earlier than you guys.
I am king birb, and my subjects are ones that join after me.
so I would say, my Kingdom has a population of around 10 people.
hey, thanks for following, since I don't use a phone, what does twtxt movie look like?
@antonio @birb-friend its an ancient meme
like birds that are badass and do epic things, and birds that are aesthetic are called Birbs.
My name has no point, I just sniped Birb, because couldn't think of a good username.
Sniping is signing up on a social network with a rare username, like Birb,
because there are only about 300 people here, I was able to snipe it.
the last thing to say,
I AM KING BIRB
@antonio @birb-friend its an ancient meme\nlike birds that are badass and do epic things, and birds that are aesthetic are called Birbs.\nMy name has no point, I just sniped Birb, because couldn't think of a good username.\nSniping is signing up on a social network with a rare username, like Birb,\nbecause there are only about 300 people here, I was able to snipe it. \nthe last thing to say,\n\nI AM KING BIRB
I have the 600th twt.\n\n600 two's wow how far this has came.\nonly like 4 days ago, it had 460 something twts!
I have the 600th twt.
600 two's wow how far this has came.
only like 4 days ago, it had 460 something twts!
@birb-friend [title](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygsXpRuej70\n2020-10-27T18:22:45Z\tI have the 600th twt.\n\n600 two's wow how far this has came.\nonly like 4 days ago, it had 460 something twts!
@birb-friend [title](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygsXpRuej70
@prologic @dooven @iggi @tknz its good, it needs to show what twtxt acts like... we could make a new one and I could be the birb king!
@prologic On YouTube and Peertube.
PeerTube is part of the fediverse, group of decentralized social networks!
well, youtube is owned by Google.
@prologic On YouTube and Peertube.\nPeerTube is part of the fediverse, group of decentralized social networks!\nwell, youtube is owned by Google.
@prologic woah, thats in like Rhode Island right?\nlooks brutal. Hope the storm cleared up by now! \nI am Birb
@prologic woah, thats in like Rhode Island right?
looks brutal. Hope the storm cleared up by now!
I am Birb
@eveningwear @kt84 @tknz @prologic wait this was down early in the morning?\nare you running this at your house?\nI think you should get an external server.
@eveningwear @kt84 @tknz @prologic wait this was down early in the morning?
are you running this at your house?
I think you should get an external server.
@prologic u should make a funny ad, you could narrator and I could be the BIRB KING!
*EVERYONE* hey I have idea\nwhat if we make a funny ad and prologic could be narrator, and the actors could be us, and I could be the *echoes* BIRB KING.\nand we could act that we are here *microblogging* 2 each other
*EVERYONE* hey I have idea
what if we make a funny ad and prologic could be narrator, and the actors could be us, and I could be the *echoes* BIRB KING.
and we could act that we are here *microblogging* 2 each other
@birb-friend Thank you fellow birb
I AM KING BIRB.
NO ONE IS ABOVE ME
@birb-friend Thank you fellow birb\n\nI AM KING BIRB.\nNO ONE IS ABOVE ME
why u say you are my frien
@prologic I think its growing like 1-5 users everyday!\ndidn't u mention once that you ran this on a small server?\nhow many people can it hold? 1000?\nI don't think its a good idea to reveal it to, ya know like a ton of people.\nlike say, you post about this on youtube or something, and it goes viral. Twtxt is absolutely DESTROYED.\n\nI am birb
@prologic I think its growing like 1-5 users everyday!
didn't u mention once that you ran this on a small server?
how many people can it hold? 1000?
I don't think its a good idea to reveal it to, ya know like a ton of people.
like say, you post about this on youtube or something, and it goes viral. Twtxt is absolutely DESTROYED.
I am birb
@prologic how come .gif don't play?
I would like them too! :D 
@prologic how come .gif don't play?\nI would like them too! :D
@kt84 @prologic @dooven i am the birb king.
no one has equal or above power than me, Birb.
*yeets parrot violently* 
@kt84 @prologic @dooven i am the birb king.\nno one has equal or above power than me, Birb.\n*yeets parrot violently*