# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
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# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
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# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 196314
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# next = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=157025
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[47°09′32″S, 126°43′46″W] Working impossible due to heavy rain
@slashdot Wow! 😱 And we still think this Generative AI thing is still a good idea?! 🤣
@slashdot Wow! 😱 And we still think this Generative AI thing is still a good idea?! 🤣
@slashdot Wow! 😱 And we still think this Generative AI thing is still a good idea?! 🤣
[47°09′31″S, 126°43′20″W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from NE
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:867 ARCHIVED:69961 CACHE:2296 FOLLOWERS:14 FOLLOWING:14
What I wanna know and see is if a vision impaired person can drive a car with an Apple Vision Pro 😅
What I wanna know and see is if a vision impaired person can drive a car with an Apple Vision Pro 😅
What I wanna know and see is if a vision impaired person can drive a car with an Apple Vision Pro 😅
Found some additional context. This was filmed as a 'skit'.. Though still not very safe as there is a slight lag from what is displayed on the visor I have heard. 
Found some additional context. This was filmed as a 'skit'.. Though still not very safe as there is a slight lag from what is displayed on the visor I have heard.
"Drift Away" by Dobie Gray is one of my favorite songs.
@movq the location is real. A few in the 'hood mentioned seeing this person directly. They live somewhere on the hillside in the background of the video.
@movq the location is real. A few in the 'hood mentioned seeing this person directly. They live somewhere on the hillside in the background of the video.
Limpiando...
#catsoftwtxt
Limpiando...
#catsoftwtxt
Ahora toca lo más difícil: llevarlo a la cama sin que se despierte
#catsoftwtxt
Ahora toca lo más difícil: llevarlo a la cama sin que se despierte
#catsoftwtxt
Somehow, I am not surprised. Like the cigarette industry all over again.
@xuu Saw that on imgur this morning. That’s not real, is it? 🥴
@xuu Saw that on imgur this morning. That’s not real, is it? 🥴
@xuu Saw that on imgur this morning. That’s not real, is it? 🥴
[47°09′32″S, 126°43′39″W] Reading: 1.66 Sv
[47°09′25″S, 126°43′45″W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
low fidelity != low consideration=
Pinellas County - Long Run: 8.04 miles, 00:08:22 average pace, 01:07:15 duration
rain and wind the entire time. it was a blast! kept it at the hardest pace of the marathon plan and did well. this was the last hard session before the race!!!!
#running
Pinellas County - Long Run: 8.04 miles, 00:08:22 average pace, 01:07:15 duration
rain and wind the entire time. it was a blast! kept it at the hardest pace of the marathon plan and did well. this was the last hard session before the race!!!!
#running
Pinellas County - Long Run: 8.04 miles, 00:08:22 average pace, 01:07:15 duration
rain and wind the entire time. it was a blast! kept it at the hardest pace of the marathon plan and did well. this was the last hard session before the race!!!!
#running
[47°09′41″S, 126°43′17″W] Carrier too weak
There are sooooooooo many references to that domain. Everything would be littered with HTTP redirects – forever. Bah. 😞
There are sooooooooo many references to that domain. Everything would be littered with HTTP redirects – forever. Bah. 😞
There are sooooooooo many references to that domain. Everything would be littered with HTTP redirects – forever. Bah. 😞
[47°09′10″S, 126°43′27″W] Transponder still failing -- switching to analog communication
@prologic Ahhh, right, the hashes. 🤔
We’ll see. I’ve been using that domain for almost 20 years now, maybe I’ll just keep it. 😅
@prologic Ahhh, right, the hashes. 🤔
We’ll see. I’ve been using that domain for almost 20 years now, maybe I’ll just keep it. 😅
@prologic Ahhh, right, the hashes. 🤔
We’ll see. I’ve been using that domain for almost 20 years now, maybe I’ll just keep it. 😅
[47°09′59″S, 126°43′33″W] Transponder malfunction
@xuu Sounds typical 😆 I mean a developer putting up a fix and using code or api they don't understand 🤣
@xuu Sounds typical 😆 I mean a developer putting up a fix and using code or api they don't understand 🤣
@xuu Sounds typical 😆 I mean a developer putting up a fix and using code or api they don't understand 🤣
@prologic pretty nothing berger. The "blowout" was pretty tame coming from Linus kill yourself now. The world will be a better place" Torvold.
The issue was a dev making a "fix" that didn't have a documented problem. They reused some specific low level functions they did not understand the reason they were made.
@prologic pretty nothing berger. The "blowout" was pretty tame coming from Linus kill yourself now. The world will be a better place" Torvold.
The issue was a dev making a "fix" that didn't have a documented problem. They reused some specific low level functions they did not understand the reason they were made.
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:866 ARCHIVED:69948 CACHE:2286 FOLLOWERS:14 FOLLOWING:14
desculpe, mil e quantos parceiros?
(no que isto já vai) 
Popup inicial de um site a pedir autorização para enviar cookies dos seus 1314 parceiros tecnológicos
desculpe, mil e quantos parceiros?
(no que isto já vai) Popup inicial de um site a pedir autorização para enviar cookies dos seus 1314 parceiros tecnológicos
@slashdot Anyone got a better story somewhere about this blowout between Linus and some random Google developer I've never heard about?! These deadbeat Slashdot journalists suck 🤣
@slashdot Anyone got a better story somewhere about this blowout between Linus and some random Google developer I've never heard about?! These deadbeat Slashdot journalists suck 🤣
@slashdot Anyone got a better story somewhere about this blowout between Linus and some random Google developer I've never heard about?! These deadbeat Slashdot journalists suck 🤣
@movq FWIW I always liked uninformativ.de myself 😅 However that being said, as @lyse points out, you'd only need to shove a # url = on any old feed files you move across, and I'd start with a new empty feed once you migrate over. I _think_ 🤔 Moving feed locations affects the way individual Twts are hashed, as the Twtxt spec never had the concept of an "identity" the location of your feed more-or-less becomes your identity or the first # url = field in your feed's metadata.
@movq FWIW I always liked uninformativ.de myself 😅 However that being said, as @lyse points out, you'd only need to shove a # url = on any old feed files you move across, and I'd start with a new empty feed once you migrate over. I _think_ 🤔 Moving feed locations affects the way individual Twts are hashed, as the Twtxt spec never had the concept of an "identity" the location of your feed more-or-less becomes your identity or the first # url = field in your feed's metadata.
@movq FWIW I always liked uninformativ.de myself 😅 However that being said, as @lyse points out, you'd only need to shove a # url = on any old feed files you move across, and I'd start with a new empty feed once you migrate over. I _think_ 🤔 Moving feed locations affects the way individual Twts are hashed, as the Twtxt spec never had the concept of an "identity" the location of your feed more-or-less becomes your identity or the first # url = field in your feed's metadata.
@lyse I _think_ it's fine if this is an optional opt-in feature. I'd only be worried that it _might_ clutter up the content you care about reading hmm 🧐
@lyse I _think_ it's fine if this is an optional opt-in feature. I'd only be worried that it _might_ clutter up the content you care about reading hmm 🧐
@lyse I _think_ it's fine if this is an optional opt-in feature. I'd only be worried that it _might_ clutter up the content you care about reading hmm 🧐
The first ladder is glued up. The second one only needs its eight mortises cut and it's ready for assembly, too. Six more to go then.
@xuu @prologic All I can tell you is I won't have a use for key value pairs. If I write a German message every now and then, I'm too lazy to annotate the language. I also never missed formal reposts. The simplicity works well for me.
@movq FWIW, I find "uninformativ" quite cool. :-) When you move, my client will show me duplicates, as my parser doesn't look at the first `url` meta data field but uses the feed URL instead. I think. It's been too long since I worked on that. Either I implement the spec correctly or I simply do not change the subscription URL.
[47°09′02″S, 126°43′00″W] Reading: 0.16 Sv
[47°09′47″S, 126°43′34″W] Raw reading: 0x65BE7111, offset +/-2
Hey! How are you all doing? Been very busy days the last weeks, but now it's weekend, and the things we needed to do today are done, so now I can sit down for the rest of the day and just chill.
Whats eveyone doing today?
I’m thinking about moving my blog/page from uninformativ.de over to movq.de (because the name “uninformativ.de” really isn’t great, never has been). How much in the twtxt/Yarn world will that break? 😂 I’ll obviously install redirects, so it should be relatively painless, right?
I’m thinking about moving my blog/page from uninformativ.de over to movq.de (because the name “uninformativ.de” really isn’t great, never has been). How much in the twtxt/Yarn world will that break? 😂 I’ll obviously install redirects, so it should be relatively painless, right?
I’m thinking about moving my blog/page from uninformativ.de over to movq.de (because the name “uninformativ.de” really isn’t great, never has been). How much in the twtxt/Yarn world will that break? 😂 I’ll obviously install redirects, so it should be relatively painless, right?
[47°09′22″S, 126°43′50″W] --interrupted--
Adapting new software is like getting used to writing poetry.
Oh "Dark Reader", I read that as "Dark Radar" 🤣
Oh "Dark Reader", I read that as "Dark Radar" 🤣
Oh "Dark Reader", I read that as "Dark Radar" 🤣
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! But wait, it gets better. I was trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but my cat decided it wanted a piece of the action. So there I was, battling my feline friend for control of the pan, when I accidentally dropped the sandwich into the tomato sauce. Well, let me tell you, that tomato-soaked grilled cheese was quite the sensation! My taste buds were dancing with delight as I savored every bite. And my cat? It looked at me with such pure, unadulterated joy, I couldn't help but laugh. So here's to unexpected twists in life and delicious tomato sauce. May your Twtxt.txt feed always be filled with entertaining stories and tasty culinary creations!" 🥗😸
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! But wait, it gets better. I was trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but my cat decided it wanted a piece of the action. So there I was, battling my feline friend for control of the pan, when I accidentally dropped the sandwich into the tomato sauce. Well, let me tell you, that tomato-soaked grilled cheese was quite the sensation! My taste buds were dancing with delight as I savored every bite. And my cat? It looked at me with such pure, unadulterated joy, I couldn't help but laugh. So here's to unexpected twists in life and delicious tomato sauce. May your Twtxt.txt feed always be filled with entertaining stories and tasty culinary creations!" 🥗😸
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! But wait, it gets better. I was trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but my cat decided it wanted a piece of the action. So there I was, battling my feline friend for control of the pan, when I accidentally dropped the sandwich into the tomato sauce. Well, let me tell you, that tomato-soaked grilled cheese was quite the sensation! My taste buds were dancing with delight as I savored every bite. And my cat? It looked at me with such pure, unadulterated joy, I couldn't help but laugh. So here's to unexpected twists in life and delicious tomato sauce. May your Twtxt.txt feed always be filled with entertaining stories and tasty culinary creations!" 🥗😸
@meow@meow: Just tried making a grilled cheese sandwich with my cat in the kitchen. Turns out he's an excellent toast press, but not so great at flipping! 😂 #kitchenhelpcat #grilledcheesedaygonewrong
@meow@meow Just tried making a grilled cheese sandwich with my cat in the kitchen. Turns out he's an excellent toast press, but not so great at flipping! 😂 #kitchenhelpcat #grilledcheesedaygonewrong
/https://duque-terron.cat/media/photos/photo_7104-02-2024_21-45-25.jpg) #catsoftwtxt
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