# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 196277
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=175058
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=175158
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=174958
@eapl.me There's some good ideas in this 👌 I _think_ we can definitely incorporate some of them pretty easily already. Others will have to be discussed, and some other bits like hashing and edits are a bit more controversial.
@eapl.me There's some good ideas in this 👌 I _think_ we can definitely incorporate some of them pretty easily already. Others will have to be discussed, and some other bits like hashing and edits are a bit more controversial.
@bender Ouch, that's rought 😢
@bender Ouch, that's rought 😢
@bender You gotta laugh at the stupidy of the world don't you? 🤣
@bender You gotta laugh at the stupidy of the world don't you? 🤣
@eapl.me well, well, look who the cat dragged in! 😊 Will read, and discuss!
Pinellas County - 90': 7.00 miles, 00:10:52 average pace, 01:16:04 duration
ugh, brutal but got it done.
#running
Pinellas County - 90': 7.00 miles, 00:10:52 average pace, 01:16:04 duration
ugh, brutal but got it done.
#running
Pinellas County - 90': 7.00 miles, 00:10:52 average pace, 01:16:04 duration
ugh, brutal but got it done.
#running
I've been thinking of a few improvements for the next generation of twtxt spec, let me know if these are useful or interesting :) https://text.eapl.mx/a-few-ideas-for-a-next-twtxt-version
@xuu on top of it, having to stomach joyful messages in some group chats that are hard, or almost impossible, to break away from.
@prologic interesting emoji choice here, mate. 😞
I am so sorry.
I am so sorry.
[47°09′47″S, 126°43′13″W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from NW
Fuxk 🤣
Fuxk 🤣
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
E tu, já segues os coisos?

@coisos@coisos https://mastodon.social/@coisos/113433826528961309
E tu, já segues os coisos?

@coisos@coisos https://mastodon.social/@coisos/113433826528961309
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@wbknl You are not 🤗
@wbknl You are not 🤗
So let's recap... We've got Putin waging war against Ukraine. Netanyahu waging war against Palestine. Iran getting involved. Kim Jong Un helping Russia and sending soldiers as resources for Putin's war. And now Trump has won a 2nd term in the US where we'll see him scrap EU sanctions and fines against US companies violating EU laws and what else? 🤔

What dafuq is wrong with this world?! 🌍
So let's recap... We've got Putin waging war against Ukraine. Netanyahu waging war against Palestine. Iran getting involved. Kim Jong Un helping Russia and sending soldiers as resources for Putin's war. And now Trump has won a 2nd term in the US where we'll see him scrap EU sanctions and fines against US companies violating EU laws and what else? 🤔

What dafuq is wrong with this world?! 🌍
@slashdot Fuck 🤦‍♂️
@slashdot Fuck 🤦‍♂️
[47°09′59″S, 126°43′34″W] Raw reading: 0x672B2201, offset +/-2
[47°09′09″S, 126°43′27″W] Transfer 25% complete...
@wbknl Welcome to the twtxt-iverse!
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1145 ARCHIVED:80310 CACHE:2546 FOLLOWERS:17 FOLLOWING:14
@movq Ta! Absolutely, go for it. :-)
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
[47°09′31″S, 126°43′13″W] Waiting for carrier
@movq Oh, it's only now that I got it… :-D
@falsifian Thanks mate! It just occurred to me the other night that my alt choices are not the best. I should probably fix them.

This also reminds me of a JS snippet my mate wrote for navigation in browsers that don't support incrementing numbers in the URLs. I'm using Tridactyl in Firefox and can Ctrl+A/Ctrl+X myself through albums with properly named files.
****
Vote for the cat lover #electiondayRead more****
@wbknl I feel you 🤗
@wbknl I feel you 🤗
[47°09′23″S, 126°43′39″W] Bad satellite signal -- switching to analog communication
@wbknl No worries 😉
@wbknl No worries 😉
@wbknl Btw you don't need to mention yourself when composing a new Twt (_I think maybe you're doing it from your profile view?_) Just expand the box at the top of the Timeline or Discover views. _
@wbknl Btw you don't need to mention yourself when composing a new Twt (_I think maybe you're doing it from your profile view?_) Just expand the box at the top of the Timeline or Discover views. _
@movq The world at large is becoming desensitized.The few of us (we) are just becoming sick of it 😅 There's a word for this, but I can't think of it right now 🤦‍♂️
@movq The world at large is becoming desensitized.The few of us (we) are just becoming sick of it 😅 There's a word for this, but I can't think of it right now 🤦‍♂️
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam Hi 👋
@rrraksamam Hi 👋
@aelaraji For context @wbknl reach out to my on #Yarn.social on IRC to ask for an account on my pod 😅 Glad folks pay attention to the Join messaging 🥳
@aelaraji For context @wbknl reach out to my on #Yarn.social on IRC to ask for an account on my pod 😅 Glad folks pay attention to the Join messaging 🥳
Oh! a new feed to follow! Welcome in @wbknl 👋 looking forward to reading your twts!
Oh! a new feed to follow! Welcome in @wbknl 👋 looking forward to reading your twts!
Oh! a new feed to follow! Welcome in @wbknl 👋 looking forward to reading your twts!
@wbknl Have you figured out how threads work yet? 🤣
@wbknl Have you figured out how threads work yet? 🤣
@lyse Beautiful pictures, and beautiful HTML for a photo album!
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪

Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …

(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪

Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …

(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪

Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …

(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪

Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …

(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@movq Whhaaaatttt?! 😱
@movq Whhaaaatttt?! 😱
Welcome to my pod @wbknl 👋
Welcome to my pod @wbknl 👋
👋 Hello @wbknl, welcome to twtxt.net, a Yarn.social Pod! To get started you may want to check out the pod's Discover feed to find users to follow and interact with. To follow new users, use the ⨁ Follow button on their profile page or use the Follow form and enter a Twtxt URL. You may also find other feeds of interest via Feeds. Welcome! 🤗
👋 Hello @wbknl, welcome to twtxt.net, a Yarn.social Pod! To get started you may want to check out the pod's Discover feed to find users to follow and interact with. To follow new users, use the ⨁ Follow button on their profile page or use the Follow form and enter a Twtxt URL. You may also find other feeds of interest via Feeds. Welcome! 🤗
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
[47°09′40″S, 126°43′30″W] Raw reading: 0x672A08C1, offset +/-1
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
[47°09′08″S, 126°43′09″W] Not enough data -- sampling finished
[47°09′01″S, 126°43′25″W] Taking samples
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1144 ARCHIVED:80292 CACHE:2571 FOLLOWERS:17 FOLLOWING:14
if i had to make an app today, i would probably pick like phoenix, elm, and postgresql. i would want to use sqlite+litefs, but i need more experience with it.
This data selling shit needs to be more heavily criminalized.
@bender take care buddy, Have fun! ... and, I can stick a pinky in a tangerine like I'm five and it's orange, does that count?
@bender take care buddy, Have fun! ... and, I can stick a pinky in a tangerine like I'm five and it's orange, does that count?
@bender take care buddy, Have fun! ... and, I can stick a pinky in a tangerine like I'm five and it's orange, does that count?
@movq :-D
@prologic hmm, it sounds like homework! 🤔 I'm IN!! 😂
@prologic hmm, it sounds like homework! 🤔 I'm IN!! 😂