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(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.

It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.

😐
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.

It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.

😐
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.

It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.

😐
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.

It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.

😐
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FYI 👋 I will be deleting the following inactive users from my pod (twtxt.net) soon™:


$ ./tools/inactive_users.sh 730


@thgie last seen 732 days ago
@will last seen 740 days ago
@shaneflores last seen 752 days ago
@magnus last seen 757 days ago
@nickmellor last seen 757 days ago
@birb last seen 763 days ago
@screem last seen 772 days ago
@servusdei last seen 774 days ago
@alex last seen 790 days ago
@andreottica last seen 801 days ago
@fox last seen 822 days ago
@anx last seen 829 days ago
@olav last seen 855 days ago
@caesar last seen 866 days ago
@jim last seen 869 days ago
@rell last seen 882 days ago
@readfog last seen 886 days ago

If anyone on this lists sees this post and wishes to preserve their feed/account for some reason (_beyonds backups I maintain_), please login at least once over the next coming weeks to get off this list. I will re-run this tool again, and then nuke blindly anything that matches >730 days of inactivity.
FYI 👋 I will be deleting the following inactive users from my pod (twtxt.net) soon™:


$ ./tools/inactive_users.sh 730


@thgie last seen 732 days ago
@will last seen 740 days ago
@shaneflores last seen 752 days ago
@magnus last seen 757 days ago
@nickmellor last seen 757 days ago
@birb last seen 763 days ago
@screem last seen 772 days ago
@servusdei last seen 774 days ago
@alex last seen 790 days ago
@andreottica last seen 801 days ago
@fox last seen 822 days ago
@anx last seen 829 days ago
@olav last seen 855 days ago
@caesar last seen 866 days ago
@jim last seen 869 days ago
@rell last seen 882 days ago
@readfog last seen 886 days ago

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[47°09′20″S, 126°43′57″W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
@xuu Haha 🤣 and 😢
@xuu Haha 🤣 and 😢
@bender Hah 😅
@bender Hah 😅
[47°09′01″S, 126°43′37″W] Analyzing samples
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@prologic it depends on the impact it has on you, and/or your loved ones. So, debatable. I think I understand the context on which you used it (based on the @movq two posts); I was just not in a good mood for it. I am alright now. Much work to be done from now on, we'll try harder.
@prologic it depends on the impact is has on you, and/or your loved ones. So, debatable. I think I understand the context on which you used it (based on the @movq two posts); I was just not in a good mood for it. I am alright now. Much work to be done from now on, we'll try harder.
@wbknl that Messenger bag is a big one, isn't it?
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[47°09′15″S, 126°43′18″W] Storm recedes -- back to normal work
@bender they revel in their blindness. Roll within their stink.
@bender they revel in their blindness. Roll within their stink.
@eapl.me Also welcome back 🤗
@eapl.me Also welcome back 🤗
@eapl.me There's some good ideas in this 👌 I _think_ we can definitely incorporate some of them pretty easily already. Others will have to be discussed, and some other bits like hashing and edits are a bit more controversial.
@eapl.me There's some good ideas in this 👌 I _think_ we can definitely incorporate some of them pretty easily already. Others will have to be discussed, and some other bits like hashing and edits are a bit more controversial.
@bender Ouch, that's rought 😢
@bender Ouch, that's rought 😢
@bender You gotta laugh at the stupidy of the world don't you? 🤣
@bender You gotta laugh at the stupidy of the world don't you? 🤣
@eapl.me well, well, look who the cat dragged in! 😊 Will read, and discuss!
Pinellas County - 90': 7.00 miles, 00:10:52 average pace, 01:16:04 duration
ugh, brutal but got it done.
#running
Pinellas County - 90': 7.00 miles, 00:10:52 average pace, 01:16:04 duration
ugh, brutal but got it done.
#running
Pinellas County - 90': 7.00 miles, 00:10:52 average pace, 01:16:04 duration
ugh, brutal but got it done.
#running
I've been thinking of a few improvements for the next generation of twtxt spec, let me know if these are useful or interesting :) https://text.eapl.mx/a-few-ideas-for-a-next-twtxt-version
@xuu on top of it, having to stomach joyful messages in some group chats that are hard, or almost impossible, to break away from.
@prologic interesting emoji choice here, mate. 😞
I am so sorry.
I am so sorry.
[47°09′47″S, 126°43′13″W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from NW
Fuxk 🤣
Fuxk 🤣
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
… aaaaaaand it’s over.
E tu, já segues os coisos?

@coisos@coisos https://mastodon.social/@coisos/113433826528961309
E tu, já segues os coisos?

@coisos@coisos https://mastodon.social/@coisos/113433826528961309
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@wbknl You are not 🤗
@wbknl You are not 🤗
So let's recap... We've got Putin waging war against Ukraine. Netanyahu waging war against Palestine. Iran getting involved. Kim Jong Un helping Russia and sending soldiers as resources for Putin's war. And now Trump has won a 2nd term in the US where we'll see him scrap EU sanctions and fines against US companies violating EU laws and what else? 🤔

What dafuq is wrong with this world?! 🌍
So let's recap... We've got Putin waging war against Ukraine. Netanyahu waging war against Palestine. Iran getting involved. Kim Jong Un helping Russia and sending soldiers as resources for Putin's war. And now Trump has won a 2nd term in the US where we'll see him scrap EU sanctions and fines against US companies violating EU laws and what else? 🤔

What dafuq is wrong with this world?! 🌍
@slashdot Fuck 🤦‍♂️
@slashdot Fuck 🤦‍♂️
[47°09′59″S, 126°43′34″W] Raw reading: 0x672B2201, offset +/-2
[47°09′09″S, 126°43′27″W] Transfer 25% complete...
@wbknl Welcome to the twtxt-iverse!
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@movq Ta! Absolutely, go for it. :-)
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)

Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:

a{cursor:zoom-in}

😅
[47°09′31″S, 126°43′13″W] Waiting for carrier
@movq Oh, it's only now that I got it… :-D
@falsifian Thanks mate! It just occurred to me the other night that my alt choices are not the best. I should probably fix them.

This also reminds me of a JS snippet my mate wrote for navigation in browsers that don't support incrementing numbers in the URLs. I'm using Tridactyl in Firefox and can Ctrl+A/Ctrl+X myself through albums with properly named files.
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@wbknl I feel you 🤗
@wbknl I feel you 🤗
[47°09′23″S, 126°43′39″W] Bad satellite signal -- switching to analog communication
@wbknl No worries 😉
@wbknl No worries 😉
@wbknl Btw you don't need to mention yourself when composing a new Twt (_I think maybe you're doing it from your profile view?_) Just expand the box at the top of the Timeline or Discover views. _
@wbknl Btw you don't need to mention yourself when composing a new Twt (_I think maybe you're doing it from your profile view?_) Just expand the box at the top of the Timeline or Discover views. _
@movq The world at large is becoming desensitized.The few of us (we) are just becoming sick of it 😅 There's a word for this, but I can't think of it right now 🤦‍♂️
@movq The world at large is becoming desensitized.The few of us (we) are just becoming sick of it 😅 There's a word for this, but I can't think of it right now 🤦‍♂️
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam

> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore

I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam Hi 👋
@rrraksamam Hi 👋
@aelaraji For context @wbknl reach out to my on #Yarn.social on IRC to ask for an account on my pod 😅 Glad folks pay attention to the Join messaging 🥳
@aelaraji For context @wbknl reach out to my on #Yarn.social on IRC to ask for an account on my pod 😅 Glad folks pay attention to the Join messaging 🥳
Oh! a new feed to follow! Welcome in @wbknl 👋 looking forward to reading your twts!
Oh! a new feed to follow! Welcome in @wbknl 👋 looking forward to reading your twts!
Oh! a new feed to follow! Welcome in @wbknl 👋 looking forward to reading your twts!
@wbknl Have you figured out how threads work yet? 🤣
@wbknl Have you figured out how threads work yet? 🤣
@lyse Beautiful pictures, and beautiful HTML for a photo album!
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪

Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …

(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪

Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …

(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪

Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …

(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)