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@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪
Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …
(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
👋 Hello @wbknl, welcome to twtxt.net, a Yarn.social Pod! To get started you may want to check out the pod's Discover feed to find users to follow and interact with. To follow new users, use the ⨁ Follow button on their profile page or use the Follow form and enter a Twtxt URL. You may also find other feeds of interest via Feeds. Welcome! 🤗
👋 Hello @wbknl, welcome to twtxt.net, a Yarn.social Pod! To get started you may want to check out the pod's Discover feed to find users to follow and interact with. To follow new users, use the ⨁ Follow button on their profile page or use the Follow form and enter a Twtxt URL. You may also find other feeds of interest via Feeds. Welcome! 🤗
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
[47°09′40″S, 126°43′30″W] Raw reading: 0x672A08C1, offset +/-1
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
[47°09′08″S, 126°43′09″W] Not enough data -- sampling finished
[47°09′01″S, 126°43′25″W] Taking samples
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1144 ARCHIVED:80292 CACHE:2571 FOLLOWERS:17 FOLLOWING:14
if i had to make an app today, i would probably pick like phoenix, elm, and postgresql. i would want to use sqlite+litefs, but i need more experience with it.
This data selling shit needs to be more heavily criminalized.
@bender take care buddy, Have fun! ... and, I can stick a pinky in a tangerine like I'm five and it's orange, does that count?
@bender take care buddy, Have fun! ... and, I can stick a pinky in a tangerine like I'm five and it's orange, does that count?
@bender take care buddy, Have fun! ... and, I can stick a pinky in a tangerine like I'm five and it's orange, does that count?
@prologic hmm, it sounds like homework! 🤔 I'm IN!! 😂
@prologic hmm, it sounds like homework! 🤔 I'm IN!! 😂
@prologic hmm, it sounds like homework! 🤔 I'm IN!! 😂
@movq Yeah, I like the unstacked one better, too. But still a nice experiment I have to say. :-)
Went on a really cool walk today after the sun came out this arvo. Just 11°C and a fair bit of wind required a scarf and beanie. I love the autumn colors a lot and never tire of looking at them.
On the summit the view was absolutely terrible, because there were super low hanging clouds. But it still looked fairly spectacular. Very surreal, I could not make out the edge of the Swabian Alb. The haze just blended with the rest of the sky. Towards the sun it was just one giant white wall after half a kilometer or so. That doesn't happen all that often here.
After dusk I saw five deer on a meadow. Well their outlines against the remaining backlit sky.
https://lyse.isobeef.org/waldspaziergang-2024-11-04/
Beautiful colors in the woods
[47°09′18″S, 126°43′56″W] Transfer aborted
Tempo: 4.56 miles, 00:08:55 average pace, 00:40:38 duration
so different without the humidity. everything felt light. 9:31 warm-up and cool down and 8:34 on
#running #treadmill
Tempo: 4.56 miles, 00:08:55 average pace, 00:40:38 duration
so different without the humidity. everything felt light. 9:31 warm-up and cool down and 8:34 on
#running #treadmill
Tempo: 4.56 miles, 00:08:55 average pace, 00:40:38 duration
so different without the humidity. everything felt light. 9:31 warm-up and cool down and 8:34 on
#running #treadmill
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤
@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤
@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤
@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤
@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
[47°09′19″S, 126°43′20″W] Transponder still failing -- switching to analog communication
Its going to be a crazy week in USA.
@movq Because who would enjoy their show then if they took their audience with 'em?
@bender Enjoy your vacation! I've got you covered as I'm currently building a voodoo doll out of silvester rocket sticks in the form of a small shelf for my drill needles.
Alright. I am---actually, "we" are---out for the next couple of days. Do me a favour and stick some needles on that orange voodoo doll you got---make one, if you don't!
@aelaraji Steal anything you want 🤣 f you manage to write a shell script version of the same tool I'd be interested in publishing it as an alternative tool 👌
@aelaraji Steal anything you want 🤣 f you manage to write a shell script version of the same tool I'd be interested in publishing it as an alternative tool 👌
@prologic yeah I've played with it for a bit and read through the code hoping I could steal some of your regex. I'm trying to up my awk(1p) game but failing miserably. 😆
@prologic yeah I've played with it for a bit and read through the code hoping I could steal some of your regex. I'm trying to up my awk(1p) game but failing miserably. 😆
@prologic yeah I've played with it for a bit and read through the code hoping I could steal some of your regex. I'm trying to up my awk(1p) game but failing miserably. 😆
#MaradoWeekly #WeeklyRecord Week 45 
The stereoscopic 2CD edition of "The Nightmare Before Christmas" OST
#MaradoWeekly #WeeklyRecord Week 45 The stereoscopic 2CD edition of "The Nightmare Before Christmas" OST
[47°09′18″S, 126°43′23″W] --no signal--
Começar a semana com um "sudo apt update" e ver todas as coisas boas que aí vêm :heart_cyber:
Começar a semana com um "sudo apt update" e ver todas as coisas boas que aí vêm :heart_cyber:
I will not go to the elections because I do not live in the United States and I am not a US citizen.
Lol, who use stories in IM? It's crazy! Im only use for talking with parents and academy
[47°09′38″S, 126°43′57″W] Reading: 1.74 Sv
[47°09′19″S, 126°43′42″W] Transponder fixed
Let's go Minnesota Vikings. Beat the Colts!
We maintain a useragent tool for this 👌
We maintain a useragent tool for this 👌
@movq Haha 🤣 Imagine me with poor vision 🤣
@movq Haha 🤣 Imagine me with poor vision 🤣
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1143 ARCHIVED:80280 CACHE:2583 FOLLOWERS:17 FOLLOWING:14
I remember having seen one somewhere but can't remember where.
I remember having seen one somewhere but can't remember where.
I remember having seen one somewhere but can't remember where.
Been curious to see if can filter out my access.log file and output a list of my twtxt followers just in case I've missed someone ... I came up with this awk -F '\"' '/twtxt/ {print $(NF-1)}' /var/log/user.log | grep -v 'twtxt\.net' | sort -u | awk '{print $(NF-1) $NF}' | awk '/^\(/' spaghetti monster of a command and I'm wondering if there's a more elegant way for achieving the same thing.
Been curious to see if can filter out my access.log file and output a list of my twtxt followers just in case I've missed someone ... I came up with this awk -F '\"' '/twtxt/ {print $(NF-1)}' /var/log/user.log | grep -v 'twtxt\.net' | sort -u | awk '{print $(NF-1) $NF}' | awk '/^\(/' spaghetti monster of a command and I'm wondering if there's a more elegant way for achieving the same thing.
Been curious to see if can filter out my access.log file and output a list of my twtxt followers just in case I've missed someone ... I came up with this awk -F '\\"' '/twtxt/ {print $(NF-1)}' /var/log/user.log | grep -v 'twtxt\\.net' | sort -u | awk '{print $(NF-1) $NF}' | awk '/^\\(/' spaghetti monster of a command and I'm wondering if there's a more elegant way for achieving the same thing.
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.
Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.
JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.
Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.
JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.
Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.
JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.
Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.
JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
[47°09′27″S, 126°43′42″W] Transponder jammed
[47°09′31″S, 126°43′57″W] Transponder malfunction
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
Pinellas County - Long Run: 10.02 miles, 00:10:19 average pace, 01:43:19 duration
woke up late from a long night. it was just okay... got it done and that was the important part.
#running
Pinellas County - Long Run: 10.02 miles, 00:10:19 average pace, 01:43:19 duration
woke up late from a long night. it was just okay... got it done and that was the important part.
#running
Pinellas County - Long Run: 10.02 miles, 00:10:19 average pace, 01:43:19 duration
woke up late from a long night. it was just okay... got it done and that was the important part.
#running
[47°09′35″S, 126°43′48″W] 4217 days without news from Herve
Yeah, @movq, on this week's episode of Hair Care Tips™ with Lyse: It's super rare that I have spray cream, but at the moment there is a can in the fridge. After giving it a good shake, I parked the lid right next to the plate on the cold ceran stove, so I could apply some cream on my piece of apple pie. I then put the lid back on and noticed that there was some cream on the stove now. Since I did not move the plate, I dragged my long hair right through… :-)
@movq Some more options:
3. Summer lightning.
4. Obviously aliens@11!!@1
I once saw a light show in the woods originating most likely from a disco a few kilometers away. That was also pretty crazy. There was absolutely zero sound reaching the valley I was in.
[47°09′08″S, 126°43′27″W] --bad checksum--
@doesnm Ahh I see 😅 Maybe I should fix this then, 🤔
@doesnm Ahh I see 😅 Maybe I should fix this then, 🤔
[47°09′13″S, 126°43′26″W] 4216 days without news from Herve