# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# self = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=227992
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=228092
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=227892
@lyse AWWWW OMG THAT'S SO CUTE
@bender It's true! 🤣 It's a total garbage nonsense title. But the actual research paper that the video references is real. Apple did in fact do a bunch of research and proved what we already know 🤣 -- That is, AI is stupid 🤣
@bender It's true! 🤣 It's a total garbage nonsense title. But the actual research paper that the video references is real. Apple did in fact do a bunch of research and proved what we already know 🤣 -- That is, AI is stupid 🤣
Going to drop another bombshell: I don’t watch YouTube videos, but least those with sensationalist, click bait, titles. 😂
It needs to be said: Retrocomputing and old systems like DOS or OS/2 are fun and all, but a UNIX shell and its userland tools are the most powerful things I’ve ever seen. You can pry that from my cold dead hands. 😅
It needs to be said: Retrocomputing and old systems like DOS or OS/2 are fun and all, but a UNIX shell and its userland tools are the most powerful things I’ve ever seen. You can pry that from my cold dead hands. 😅
It needs to be said: Retrocomputing and old systems like DOS or OS/2 are fun and all, but a UNIX shell and its userland tools are the most powerful things I’ve ever seen. You can pry that from my cold dead hands. 😅
It needs to be said: Retrocomputing and old systems like DOS or OS/2 are fun and all, but a UNIX shell and its userland tools are the most powerful things I’ve ever seen. You can pry that from my cold dead hands. 😅
[47°09′41″S, 126°43′20″W] Wind speed: 64kph
There’s also this:
; 13 + 23 + 33 + 43 + 53 + 63 + 73 + 83 + 93
2025
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There’s also this:
; 13 + 23 + 33 + 43 + 53 + 63 + 73 + 83 + 93
2025
😅
There’s also this:
; 13 + 23 + 33 + 43 + 53 + 63 + 73 + 83 + 93
2025
😅
There’s also this:
; 13 + 23 + 33 + 43 + 53 + 63 + 73 + 83 + 93
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But to be fair, we already knew this... I've observed it first hand, we knew it at the beginning. I'll just leave you with this:
> Stochastic Parrot
or put simply:
> Artificial Incompetence
But to be fair, we already knew this... I've observed it first hand, we knew it at the beginning. I'll just leave you with this:
> Stochastic Parrot
or put simply:
> Artificial Incompetence
[47°09′06″S, 126°43′18″W] Working impossible due to blizzard
Rode my bicycle into town. What the hell is wrong with some of these motorists!? Here in right lane traffic land, a car reversed out of the driveway on the left into the road and nearly hit me. And this happened twice! If you don't fucking see, how about you go slowly and not just hope that nobody is coming!? The first one even decided to honk at me. SUV drivers confirming prejudice…
Well, at least I could help a lady with transfering her child in a pram.
@kat Only the schedule syntax. :-D
Excellent, thank you very much @aelaraji! :-) It doesn't set a custom User-Agent header, though.
[47°09′30″S, 126°43′14″W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from W
I can walk you through some examples later tonight when I get back if you like?
I can walk you through some examples later tonight when I get back if you like?
A pointer is basically a reference to a variable. It is typically used with structs and especially in pointer receiver methods so that you can modify fields of a struct.
A pointer is basically a reference to a variable. It is typically used with structs and especially in pointer receiver methods so that you can modify fields of a struct.
@kat Oh! I can totally help you 🤗 I love Go! 😍
@kat Oh! I can totally help you 🤗 I love Go! 😍
fighting for my life trying to learn golang WHAT THE FUCK IS A POINTER (rhetorical)
fighting for my life trying to learn golang WHAT THE FUCK IS A POINTER (rhetorical)
Holy Smokes 🤣 And this has only been <24h 😱 
Holy Smokes 🤣 And this has only been <24h 😱
[47°09′47″S, 126°43′52″W] --no signal--
Unless your new years resolution is to fucking kill capitalism -- before the death of 99& of this epoch's biomass -- by any means necessary, youre just rearranging deckchairs on a Titanic that already hit the iceberg.
Also post as much as you want! It's a free world. It's your feed. It's your daughter. 🤣 nobody actually has to read any of it let alone follow you if they don't want to. 🙃 that's kind of the beauty of a truly decentralized slow social media ecosystem. 😎
Also post as much as you want! It's a free world. It's your feed. It's your daughter. 🤣 nobody actually has to read any of it let alone follow you if they don't want to. 🙃 that's kind of the beauty of a truly decentralized slow social media ecosystem. 😎
@kat You should've seen me back in the day! These days I try to post a little less often so as not to cause too much noise in the ecosystem 🤣 nobody cares what I think anyway right? 😅
@kat You should've seen me back in the day! These days I try to post a little less often so as not to cause too much noise in the ecosystem 🤣 nobody cares what I think anyway right? 😅
@ hehehe, I would say you are hooked! 😋
help i've had this account for barely 2 days and i'm nearly at 100 posts
help i've had this account for barely 2 days and i'm nearly at 100 posts
my friend is getting into snh48 and its sister groups and it makes me miss being a fan but my oshi (shen mengyao) graduated so i don't have any reason to follow them. but the thing about snh48 is that it's a group full of messy toxic lesbians with mental problems so there is always some wild ass drama going on. you can never leave snh48 standom
my friend is getting into snh48 and its sister groups and it makes me miss being a fan but my oshi (shen mengyao) graduated so i don't have any reason to follow them. but the thing about snh48 is that it's a group full of messy toxic lesbians with mental problems so there is always some wild ass drama going on. you can never leave snh48 standom
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1203 ARCHIVED:83193 CACHE:2705 FOLLOWERS:17 FOLLOWING:14
i fucking love tux paint it's so cute i wish i could draw
i fucking love tux paint it's so cute i wish i could draw
my camcorder videos are gonna go so hard yall like i can post them exclusively to my own youtube site and just do whatever tf i want with it. i should make more vlogs
my camcorder videos are gonna go so hard yall like i can post them exclusively to my own youtube site and just do whatever tf i want with it. i should make more vlogs
@ anyway when i get the memory stick i will record something silly and exclusive for yarn friends i can't wait <3
@ anyway when i get the memory stick i will record something silly and exclusive for yarn friends i can't wait <3
@ i also like the separation inherent with using dedicated devices. like i have a DAP, a fiio X1 ii from 2019, and it's still going strong. it's perfect for on the go music listening and i never have to worry about like going somewhere with no reception and the music drops out. it's all local AND the battery lasts longer because i'm not using wi-fi or bluetooth or data. also i can directly access the file system and just add files anytime. this goes for my point & shoot and other devices too. i love this shit i'm such a nerd
@ i also like the separation inherent with using dedicated devices. like i have a DAP, a fiio X1 ii from 2019, and it's still going strong. it's perfect for on the go music listening and i never have to worry about like going somewhere with no reception and the music drops out. it's all local AND the battery lasts longer because i'm not using wi-fi or bluetooth or data. also i can directly access the file system and just add files anytime. this goes for my point & shoot and other devices too. i love this shit i'm such a nerd
@kat yarnd actually stores your feed in plain text on disk too 🤣
@kat yarnd actually stores your feed in plain text on disk too 🤣
@ i think what i love about "retro" (relative to me because i was born 2004) is that it has friction but in a different way than modern tech does. sure there's friction with getting a video from your phone to a computer unless you're a nerd like me with android and syncthing. but not only is that something that could be but isn't easier, it's just... it makes sense for a camcorder from ~2009 to have the kind of friction it does~
@ i think what i love about "retro" (relative to me because i was born 2004) is that it has friction but in a different way than modern tech does. sure there's friction with getting a video from your phone to a computer unless you're a nerd like me with android and syncthing. but not only is that something that could be but isn't easier, it's just... it makes sense for a camcorder from ~2009 to have the kind of friction it does~
my camcorder battery & mini dvds came in the mail so i did a test recording! it's so cool i love the crap quality. i do hope the memory stick arrives soon though because for the discs i can't get them on my computer (not even a rom drive filesystem mount) without "finalizing" the disc which is like an old camcorder thing. i still think i'll prefer disc recording though even if a limit of 30 minutes (or longer for lower quality) is strict. i like limitations like that
my camcorder battery & mini dvds came in the mail so i did a test recording! it's so cool i love the crap quality. i do hope the memory stick arrives soon though because for the discs i can't get them on my computer (not even a rom drive filesystem mount) without "finalizing" the disc which is like an old camcorder thing. i still think i'll prefer disc recording though even if a limit of 30 minutes (or longer for lower quality) is strict. i like limitations like that
@prologic this is epic... you've made a great platform!!! screw big tech we got literal threads here. X, The Everything App, wishes it had literal yarn threads smh my head. also twtxt is so cool like i love that yarn is a frontend for it but also its own thing. all plaintext... coolest shit ever
@prologic this is epic... you've made a great platform!!! screw big tech we got literal threads here. X, The Everything App, wishes it had literal yarn threads smh my head. also twtxt is so cool like i love that yarn is a frontend for it but also its own thing. all plaintext... coolest shit ever
@prologic oooh i should've figured yeah!!! epic...
@prologic oooh i should've figured yeah!!! epic...
@prologic oh yeah i had to do a custom caddy build for that once but then i reverted because i didn't need it anymore (well i kinda do but for now i'm just manually doing it instead of wildcard certs/TLS on demand i'm lazy af). otherwise i love caddy