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@carsten Oh πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Iist be tired πŸ˜‚
@carsten Yeah it just needs a few more fixes and features and I can release it to the App Store πŸ˜†
@carsten Yeah it just needs a few more fixes and features and I can release it to the App Store πŸ˜†
@carsten I don't drive -- As I'm blind (a blessing in disguise) But what's a "cm"? πŸ€”
@carsten I don't drive -- As I'm blind (a blessing in disguise) But what's a "cm"? πŸ€”
what a beautiful 🌈
Rainbow
what a beautiful 🌈
Rainbow
@eldersnake BHahaha what makes you say that? πŸ€”
@eldersnake BHahaha what makes you say that? πŸ€”
@ullarah That Frackle Cookie looks really delicious πŸ˜‹ Please describe how it tasted πŸ˜…
@ullarah That Frackle Cookie looks really delicious πŸ˜‹ Please describe how it tasted πŸ˜…
Solved a Rubik's Cube in 4m35s πŸ₯³
Solved a Rubik's Cube in 4m35s πŸ₯³
Some _might_ be curious as to the current size and growing trend of the Yarn.social network (sorry manual host(ers), can't count you in here! πŸ˜…)

Yarn.social network-statis

Summary:

- Total Daily Active Users: 13
- Total Monthly Active Users: 59
- Total Active Feeds (including manual / twtxt): 437
- Total Indexed Twts: 375k
Some _might_ be curious as to the current size and growing trend of the Yarn.social network (sorry manual host(ers), can't count you in here! πŸ˜…)

Yarn.social network-statis

Summary:

- Total Daily Active Users: 13
- Total Monthly Active Users: 59
- Total Active Feeds (including manual / twtxt): 437
- Total Indexed Twts: 375k
Web3 Can’t Fix the Internet

Good read on why and how Web 3.0 is such a scam and basically pedalling the same shit as Web 2.0 -- it's all about making even more money! Be wary of the snake-oil salesmen! #Web3 #Scam
Web3 Can’t Fix the Internet

Good read on why and how Web 3.0 is such a scam and basically pedalling the same shit as Web 2.0 -- it's all about making even more money! Be wary of the snake-oil salesmen! #Web3 #Scam
Better reference for Samsung's TV shenanigans:

=> #pj7kioa=
Better reference for Samsung's TV shenanigans:

=> #pj7kioa=
References:

- Toyota's shenanigans with remote start => #g4simga
- Samsung's shenanigans with ads on their TV's => #tjhmd5q
References:

- Toyota's shenanigans with remote start => #g4simga
- Samsung's shenanigans with ads on their TV's => #tjhmd5q
It sort of reminds me of the shit that Toyota tried to pull by attempting to (_then pulled out_) charge their customers a monthly service fee for the privilege of remote starting their car with their key fob that itself is entirely a local mechanism to the car. I mean c'mon πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Or the stupid shit that Samsung TV's now pull by shoving advertising in your face with 1/3 of the screen real-estate gone to their stupid crummy advertisements.
It sort of reminds me of the shit that Toyota tried to pull by attempting to (_then pulled out_) charge their customers a monthly service fee for the privilege of remote starting their car with their key fob that itself is entirely a local mechanism to the car. I mean c'mon πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Or the stupid shit that Samsung TV's now pull by shoving advertising in your face with 1/3 of the screen real-estate gone to their stupid crummy advertisements.
@david That's "Convergence for you πŸ˜‚ But yeah sorry I _should_ have also written some extra context myself. This is all about Intel's next revenue stream/move. I mean seriously, at what point do companies say to themselves, "we make enough money". Never? Are we really in an era of "screw everyone and anything"? (_including the planet_)?! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@david That's "Convergence for you πŸ˜‚ But yeah sorry I _should_ have also written some extra context myself. This is all about Intel's next revenue stream/move. I mean seriously, at what point do companies say to themselves, "we make enough money". Never? Are we really in an era of "screw everyone and anything"? (_including the planet_)?! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@ullarah It certainly does look quite nice πŸ‘Œ
@ullarah It certainly does look quite nice πŸ‘Œ
This is honestly quite disgusting. I've emailed Intel ti implore them not to go down this very ethically questionable path. I also have to wonder, how did this even make it in the mainline Linux Kernel? Was Linus asleep when this rolled into the Kernel?! 😳 Letter to Intel
This is honestly quite disgusting. I've emailed Intel ti implore them not to go down this very ethically questionable path. I also have to wonder, how did this even make it in the mainline Linux Kernel? Was Linus asleep when this rolled into the Kernel?! 😳 Letter to Intel
Bahahahahaha what a joke!

Speaking of which... I learned something interesting last night about Web 3.0 -- It is being funded by the same folks behind Web 2.0 and it is pedalling the same rhetoric. Nothing has changed, what has changed? More control over your digital lives, more control over your digital data.

Web 3.0 is a scam. Don't buy into it.
Bahahahahaha what a joke!

Speaking of which... I learned something interesting last night about Web 3.0 -- It is being funded by the same folks behind Web 2.0 and it is pedalling the same rhetoric. Nothing has changed, what has changed? More control over your digital lives, more control over your digital data.

Web 3.0 is a scam. Don't buy into it.
@carsten He is very proud of all the users that use mkws πŸ€—
@carsten He is very proud of all the users that use mkws πŸ€—
@xuu Cool I'll try to do this in the coming days πŸ‘Œ
@xuu Cool I'll try to do this in the coming days πŸ‘Œ
@david Absolutely ! πŸ‘
@david Absolutely ! πŸ‘
@david is right the mobile app is a bit behind the curve 😒 but it does work πŸ˜†
@david is right the mobile app is a bit behind the curve 😒 but it does work πŸ˜†
@carsten Oh thank goodness ! πŸ€—
@carsten Oh thank goodness ! πŸ€—
@adi I got up for a 3am conference and now I'm going back to bed πŸ˜†
@adi I got up for a 3am conference and now I'm going back to bed πŸ˜†
@carsten I do! Send me an email and I'll add you to TestFlight πŸ‘Œ
@carsten I do! Send me an email and I'll add you to TestFlight πŸ‘Œ
@david Oh dear yeah I did my bad πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@david Oh dear yeah I did my bad πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@carsten I think you created a Feed / Persona
@carsten I think you created a Feed / Persona
@carsten Do you live in that region? πŸ€”
@carsten Do you live in that region? πŸ€”
@stigatle I'm going well! πŸ‘Œ

You had SAR-COV-II yo say? πŸ€” That's no good man 😒 How long was your recovery? I hope you're all (_you and your family_) are all doing well nwo?

Glad to see you around, been missing those lovely shots of yours, you and @lyse live in some really nice picturesque looking places πŸ˜…
@stigatle I'm going well! πŸ‘Œ

You had SAR-COV-II yo say? πŸ€” That's no good man 😒 How long was your recovery? I hope you're all (_you and your family_) are all doing well nwo?

Glad to see you around, been missing those lovely shots of yours, you and @lyse live in some really nice picturesque looking places πŸ˜…
@carsten There you go πŸ˜† Jusr following your one feed now πŸ€—
@carsten There you go πŸ˜† Jusr following your one feed now πŸ€—
@carsten Sorry dude I normally use the Mobile App and it's lacking that feature πŸ˜†
@carsten Sorry dude I normally use the Mobile App and it's lacking that feature πŸ˜†
@stigatle Welxome back! πŸ€— Haven't seen you in a while πŸ˜† How have you been? πŸ€”
@stigatle Welxome back! πŸ€— Haven't seen you in a while πŸ˜† How have you been? πŸ€”
@stigatle Wow that a really nice view and sunset?
@stigatle Wow that a really nice view and sunset?
@darch Signed up! See you there πŸ‘‹
@darch Signed up! See you there πŸ‘‹
@carsten Are you using the latest build or the old version in the Store? πŸ€”
@carsten Are you using the latest build or the old version in the Store? πŸ€”
@carsten Oh well it looked like a nice place anywayπŸ€—
@carsten Oh well it looked like a nice place anywayπŸ€—
That and his Gross Lease tomatoes on toast πŸ˜‹
That and his Gross Lease tomatoes on toast πŸ˜‹
@carsten Oooer yummy πŸ˜‹ My grandpa used to do this every morning πŸ‘Œ It was my favorite thing in the world πŸ˜‹
@carsten Oooer yummy πŸ˜‹ My grandpa used to do this every morning πŸ‘Œ It was my favorite thing in the world πŸ˜‹
@carsten Hahaha yeah or just use Markdown to link it nicely πŸ˜†
@carsten Hahaha yeah or just use Markdown to link it nicely πŸ˜†
@carsten Yeah I agree it's insanely expensive for what it offers πŸ˜†
@carsten Yeah I agree it's insanely expensive for what it offers πŸ˜†
@carsten Nothing and yes they do πŸ˜†
@carsten Nothing and yes they do πŸ˜†
@carsten that's a very nice looking village there! πŸ‘Œ
@carsten that's a very nice looking village there! πŸ‘Œ
@carsten Good Afternoon! πŸ˜†
@carsten Good Afternoon! πŸ˜†
@darch Yeah I might join that πŸ‘Œ It'll be 3am for me but that's okay πŸ˜†
@darch Yeah I might join that πŸ‘Œ It'll be 3am for me but that's okay πŸ˜†
Geez christ! Codeshare.io is uber expensive!!!! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ πŸ˜‚

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O M F G! 😳 How do these guys justify this insane $50/month service feed for something that is basically a glorified Video Conf + Realtime Editor?! 😳
Geez christ! Codeshare.io is uber expensive!!!! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ πŸ˜‚

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O M F G! 😳 How do these guys justify this insane $50/month service feed for something that is basically a glorified Video Conf + Realtime Editor?! 😳
@david G'night! πŸ‘‹
@david G'night! πŸ‘‹
@xuu Those funny looking thingy-me-bobs aren't actually images are they? Special Unicode chars?
@xuu Those funny looking thingy-me-bobs aren't actually images are they? Special Unicode chars?
@xuu Hahahahaha πŸ˜‚ And !
@xuu Hahahahaha πŸ˜‚ And !
I'm hoping the interview goes well today, my team-mate is interviewing another candidate for our team πŸ˜…

Fingers crossed! 🀞Should be over soon πŸ‘Œ
I'm hoping the interview goes well today, my team-mate is interviewing another candidate for our team πŸ˜…

Fingers crossed! 🀞Should be over soon πŸ‘Œ
@adi Sorry mate πŸ˜… We _really_ need to find something new and interesting to talk about πŸ˜‚ What keeps you up at all hours of the night, I observe you don't seem to sleep much πŸ€”
@adi Sorry mate πŸ˜… We _really_ need to find something new and interesting to talk about πŸ˜‚ What keeps you up at all hours of the night, I observe you don't seem to sleep much πŸ€”
@adi

> Congratulations on writing proper English! 😁

This whole Yarn/mess that's _really_ (IHMO) gone sideways a lot πŸ˜‚ , started with you with the Twt #wilgbuq, where you Twt'd the following:

> Also https://envs.net/! πŸ˜‹

Which btw; is not grammatically or punctually correct! Why is this? Because you can basically treat "URL"s() as a "Noun", and as such you cannot start a sentence with an adverb "Also" and end it with a Nounc "https://envs.net/!". Worse yet, English does not recognise Emojis as a valid construct of the language!
@adi

> Congratulations on writing proper English! 😁

This whole Yarn/mess that's _really_ (IHMO) gone sideways a lot πŸ˜‚ , started with you with the Twt #wilgbuq, where you Twt'd the following:

> Also https://envs.net/! πŸ˜‹

Which btw; is not grammatically or punctually correct! Why is this? Because you can basically treat "URL"s() as a "Noun", and as such you cannot start a sentence with an adverb "Also" and end it with a Nounc "https://envs.net/!". Worse yet, English does not recognise Emojis as a valid construct of the language!
@adi Hahaha, lok I'm busy working -- I have a day job. perhaps I'll find some time later to do some _very specific Advanced Google Searches πŸ˜…_
@adi Hahaha, lok I'm busy working -- I have a day job. perhaps I'll find some time later to do some _very specific Advanced Google Searches πŸ˜…_
@adi Sorry I _think_ we have to end this Yarn here. It's gone out of control πŸ˜‚ Your points are not valid in any world I'm afraid, just because Twitterβ„’ strips !(s) from _things_ that look like they _should_ be URL(s) doesn't mean they're correct. Just because _you_ happen to have an opinion that English punctuation _should_ override the URI specifications doesn't mean you are correct.

It's just that simple πŸ€— Sorry!