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@lyse
> HTTP caching headers
Yes, absolutely, this should be mentioned in the spec. I’m guilty – when I first wrote my twtxt client, I forgot that If-Modified-Since
is a thing. 🤦
@lyse
> HTTP caching headers
Yes, absolutely, this should be mentioned in the spec. I’m guilty – when I first wrote my twtxt client, I forgot that If-Modified-Since
is a thing. 🤦
@bender Ohhh, nice! I tried to learn Morse code a while back (well, 11 years ago, apparently), but never got very good at it. 😢 Ultimately, I didn’t have a real-world application for it. 🫤
@bender Ohhh, nice! I tried to learn Morse code a while back (well, 11 years ago, apparently), but never got very good at it. 😢 Ultimately, I didn’t have a real-world application for it. 🫤
@bender Ohhh, nice! I tried to learn Morse code a while back (well, 11 years ago, apparently), but never got very good at it. 😢 Ultimately, I didn’t have a real-world application for it. 🫤
@bender Ohhh, nice! I tried to learn Morse code a while back (well, 11 years ago, apparently), but never got very good at it. 😢 Ultimately, I didn’t have a real-world application for it. 🫤
(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
(I don’t think this is related to or caused by the US stuff. It’s weird timing, though.)
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.
It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.
😐
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.
It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.
😐
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.
It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.
😐
The german government fell apart yesterday and now we’re probably going to have new elections within the next 4-5 months.
It’s too early to tell, but it’s not looking good. We don’t have an orange clown (yet), but the country is deeply divided. Right and far-right parties are on the rise.
😐
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@prologic Our media still shows a theoretical chance for Harris. 😬
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)
Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:
a{cursor:zoom-in}
😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)
Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:
a{cursor:zoom-in}
😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)
Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:
a{cursor:zoom-in}
😅
@lyse Great shots indeed! 👌 The return of Slenderman. :-)
Oh, since @falsifian mentioned it: I think I’m gonna steal this:
a{cursor:zoom-in}
😅
@rrraksamam
> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore
I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam
> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore
I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam
> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore
I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@rrraksamam
> Even the Tech news doesn't grab my attention anymore
I noticed that as well about me. I stopped reading big and popular news outlets long ago. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old or maybe it’s because the 73128937189th article about blockchain (or “AI” these days) just isn’t interesting anymore. 🤔
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪
Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …
(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪
Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …
(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪
Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …
(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
@prologic Well, she didn’t use those exact words, but since I’m under 60 years old and not in a “risk group” either, she didn’t want to give me an appointment. 🤪
Getting Covid shots is ridiculous here in Germany. Not *once* have I gotten a shot from my GP. Every time I had to hunt down *some* doctor who’s willing to do it. It’s almost like a black market …
(Okay, granted, in that *one* year, there was an official vaccination campaign and there was an official vaccination center where you could go.)
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
Tried to get a Covid booster, lady at the phone told me: “Nah, fuck off, you’re too young.” 🥴
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@bender I’m so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. 😩 All voodoo dolls up and running. ✅
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤
@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤
@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤
@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤
@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing
, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.
Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.
JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing
, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.
Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.
JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing
, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.
Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.
JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing
, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.
Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.
JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
@lyse It was pretty obviously man-made. Or … creature-made. 😏 Who knows, maybe it was aliens! But why didn’t they take me with them? 😩
Too irregular for a lightshow. Must be cars. Damn, I wish I could tape this. 😅
Too irregular for a lightshow. Must be cars. Damn, I wish I could tape this. 😅
Too irregular for a lightshow. Must be cars. Damn, I wish I could tape this. 😅
Too irregular for a lightshow. Must be cars. Damn, I wish I could tape this. 😅
I’m seeing strange lights in the sky. None of my cameras are sensitive enough to make a video.
It’s probably one of two things:
1. A ship on the nearby river with a lightshow going. It’s rare but it happens.
2. A steap hill nearby, cars driving “upwards”, and since super bright LED lights are normal nowadays, they reflect from the clouds.
Either way, looks fancy.
I’m seeing strange lights in the sky. None of my cameras are sensitive enough to make a video.
It’s probably one of two things:
1. A ship on the nearby river with a lightshow going. It’s rare but it happens.
2. A steap hill nearby, cars driving “upwards”, and since super bright LED lights are normal nowadays, they reflect from the clouds.
Either way, looks fancy.
I’m seeing strange lights in the sky. None of my cameras are sensitive enough to make a video.
It’s probably one of two things:
1. A ship on the nearby river with a lightshow going. It’s rare but it happens.
2. A steap hill nearby, cars driving “upwards”, and since super bright LED lights are normal nowadays, they reflect from the clouds.
Either way, looks fancy.
I’m seeing strange lights in the sky. None of my cameras are sensitive enough to make a video.
It’s probably one of two things:
1. A ship on the nearby river with a lightshow going. It’s rare but it happens.
2. A steap hill nearby, cars driving “upwards”, and since super bright LED lights are normal nowadays, they reflect from the clouds.
Either way, looks fancy.
@lyse I … I can’t … what? 😅
@lyse I … I can’t … what? 😅
@lyse I … I can’t … what? 😅
@lyse I … I can’t … what? 😅
@bender … well, we had *people lighting fireworks and bangers*. 😂
@bender … well, we had *people lighting fireworks and bangers*. 😂
@bender … well, we had *people lighting fireworks and bangers*. 😂
@bender … well, we had *people lighting fireworks and bangers*. 😂
@lyse Honestly, I feel horrible today. 😂 I had to pump lots of cold air through my lungs yesterday because I walked so fast – and now I feel like having a cold. 🤒 Like that cold air did some minor damage in there … (I have *no idea* if it really works like that.)
I’ll certainly test for Covid before meeting people tomorrow.
@lyse Honestly, I feel horrible today. 😂 I had to pump lots of cold air through my lungs yesterday because I walked so fast – and now I feel like having a cold. 🤒 Like that cold air did some minor damage in there … (I have *no idea* if it really works like that.)
I’ll certainly test for Covid before meeting people tomorrow.
@lyse Honestly, I feel horrible today. 😂 I had to pump lots of cold air through my lungs yesterday because I walked so fast – and now I feel like having a cold. 🤒 Like that cold air did some minor damage in there … (I have *no idea* if it really works like that.)
I’ll certainly test for Covid before meeting people tomorrow.
@lyse Honestly, I feel horrible today. 😂 I had to pump lots of cold air through my lungs yesterday because I walked so fast – and now I feel like having a cold. 🤒 Like that cold air did some minor damage in there … (I have *no idea* if it really works like that.)
I’ll certainly test for Covid before meeting people tomorrow.
@doesnm Yeah, wow, that’s tough. But it’s good to know that the headercache helps. 👍
@doesnm Yeah, wow, that’s tough. But it’s good to know that the headercache helps. 👍
@doesnm Yeah, wow, that’s tough. But it’s good to know that the headercache helps. 👍
@doesnm Yeah, wow, that’s tough. But it’s good to know that the headercache helps. 👍
@doesnm May I ask which hardware you have? SSD or HDD? How much RAM?
I might be spoiled and very privileged here. Even though my PC is almost 12 years old now, it *does* have an SSD and tons of RAM (i.e., lots of I/O cache), so starting mutt and opening the mailbox takes about 1-2 seconds here. I hardly even notice it. But I understand that not everybody has fast machines like that. 🫤
@doesnm May I ask which hardware you have? SSD or HDD? How much RAM?
I might be spoiled and very privileged here. Even though my PC is almost 12 years old now, it *does* have an SSD and tons of RAM (i.e., lots of I/O cache), so starting mutt and opening the mailbox takes about 1-2 seconds here. I hardly even notice it. But I understand that not everybody has fast machines like that. 🫤
@doesnm May I ask which hardware you have? SSD or HDD? How much RAM?
I might be spoiled and very privileged here. Even though my PC is almost 12 years old now, it *does* have an SSD and tons of RAM (i.e., lots of I/O cache), so starting mutt and opening the mailbox takes about 1-2 seconds here. I hardly even notice it. But I understand that not everybody has fast machines like that. 🫤
@doesnm May I ask which hardware you have? SSD or HDD? How much RAM?
I might be spoiled and very privileged here. Even though my PC is almost 12 years old now, it *does* have an SSD and tons of RAM (i.e., lots of I/O cache), so starting mutt and opening the mailbox takes about 1-2 seconds here. I hardly even notice it. But I understand that not everybody has fast machines like that. 🫤
@bender Right, it fetches archived feeds on the first run (because it wants to grab all twts from that feed). Later on, it keeps track of the last seen twt hash per feed – if it cannot find that hash anymore, then it concludes that the feed must have been rotated/archived, so it fetches some/all archived feeds again until it finds that twt hash. Easy, right? 😅
@bender Right, it fetches archived feeds on the first run (because it wants to grab all twts from that feed). Later on, it keeps track of the last seen twt hash per feed – if it cannot find that hash anymore, then it concludes that the feed must have been rotated/archived, so it fetches some/all archived feeds again until it finds that twt hash. Easy, right? 😅