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@movq E.g. Die Prinzen have a few great songs, but also a ton of really boring and even terrible shit (can't be more specific, because I removed most of it). @fastidious @ullarah I want to own my music on my devices and want to be able to listen offline, too. So all this cloud stuff is nothing for me.
@jlj I tried e-bikes once and their something different, you don't feel inclines or even big hills. Not the tiniest bit. I just like the bicycles with convential human power. But if you can replace a car with an e-bike, that's a good thing.
@jlj I tried e-bikes once and they're something different, you don't feel inclines or even big hills. Not the tiniest bit. I just like the bicycles with convential human power. But if you can replace a car with an e-bike, that's a good thing.
@ullarah Yikes! This software needs to die.
Currently going through all my music collection after quite some time again. Oh man, what crap had accumulated there? Issuing rm commands…
@movq Yes, that's what also my dad told me. Well, I have to upgrade my gear at some point.
@jlj Good trade, that definitely paid off! What bicycle do you have now? Also looks like you had great fun with some filter program. ;-)
@fastidious Got some store-bought blueberries (was too lazy to properly smash them into a paste) and I approve! Now after reading your recipe I noticed that I forgot the butter, but got the salad instead. Also, I was too lazy to bring out the toaster for this (almost never use it). 
Whole-grain bread with mountain cheese, blueberries, salad and ham
@fastidious Oh yes, please! But only if they're not too invasive and kill our ecosystem. ;-)
@fastidious Hmm, haven't seen a rose for quite some time, but that sounds like a regular rose. So how big will it be when fully grown? We're talking about diameter, right?
Chlorophilia #9 from May: After a friend showed me a new path in the woods the other day, I went back alone to inspect it more thoroughly and came across two newts in a deeper puddle. 
Two newts right in the middle of the photo This is the best shot I have, but it's still quite a crap one. Never saw a newt again this year.
@fastidious Nice! If you say it's tiny, how big is it? Just looks like a regular rose to me. :-)
@fastidious Yep, but nothing too major. Just as usual I'd say. ;-) @movq @jlj Oh crap, all the best to you!
@jlj And the knife wins, it doesn't need reloading. :-P
@fastidious My mouth is watering already! We don't have any wild blueberries here in my area, unfortunately. But I'm sure I will find a good substitute for it. :-)
@prologic Ah, yeah, makes sense. :-( It's so hard to bring it to my mind that you miss all these many everyday things, the rest of us has seen a gazillion of times and now often don't preceive anymore. Just so easy to forget, sorry!
@ullarah Cool, this looks rather nice! The anonymous "does not follow you" is not part of the screenie, did you fix that by chance, too?
@darch @ullarah Ah, right. In my old project we used Keepass with a team master password, too. But on Linux the software is quite glitchy.
It's already gone while uploading and twting: 
Proper German wholemeal bread with butter and homemade plum jam and a mug of raw milk
@will I'm exclusively on Linux and use KDE's kwalletmanager5 for all my private stuff. On my work machine I use GNOME's seahorse. Both password managers are not really to my liking, though. In fact, I think they suck. I came across pass (https://www.passwordstore.org/) one day and might move to that in the future. Haven't found any time so far to dive deeper into that one.
@fastidious The lighting looks rather nice on these stones!
@fastidious ¡Muchas gracias! Those flowers are quite small. So are most of our ants, I haven't seen one for quite a long time now, but I think they're around 5-8mm in length. Maybe a centimeter? Oh dear, I'm really struggling now with my steel ruler imagining ant sizes. ;-) Some forest ants are bigger, but they shouldn't be any longer than 15mm. They're definitely under 20mm, that's for sure. Next time I will try to get a closer look at these little insects, I know a few ant hills. But at our current temperatures I probably won't find any creature outside the nest.
@fastidious I think the space was already fixed once in the past.
Hmm, yarnd still shows a "@xnedderdoes not follow you (they may not see your replies!)" message on profile pages for anonymous visitors. I reckon this message should only be rendered if the visitor is logged in. Also it appears that a space is missing between the user and the message.
@fastidious Well, usually twts are quite different I'd say. So not too surprising, that this is the first time.
@prologic Do you mean a tower crane like that or cranes in general? We have a crane company in the city nearby. I will try to remember taking some photos of their lot next time I'm around. @movq Hahaahaaa! :-D Would be more likely, yes.
Hmm, U+EC62 is in the private use area. So there's some other magic mapping to a glyph going on, too. :-? Must be the font probably. Don't see it here, so I assume it's inherited from another rule.
@darch Nice! Pretty clever, no graphic needed at all. What's U+EC62's name? I suspect it is the "S", but my browser font here doesn't render all the Unicode tables I dug up.
Literally freezing over here: 
Weather lottery for the next week
@prologic Thanks, that's with the tele right into the twigs and branches in front of the slowly setting sun. :-)
@meff Hehe, so where are you living at the moment? In a concrete djungle or desert?
Btw, 20 shows Jupiter (upper left) and Venus (down right). Very close inspection reveals Saturn in between them (~2/5 from Jupiter and ~3/5 from Venus).
@fastidious Thank you. Glad to help you grow your collection. ;-)
Today was a clear and sunny late autumn day. The gently blowing wind made the 4°C feel even icier. My fingers nearly froze on the trigger button, but it was worth it. The red of the sunset was incredibly intense, holy crap! Even an hour before the sun went down, the red took over everything, my photos just don't do it any justice. Coming down a north west path I noticed that the ground was frozen solid. On the contrary, the terrain on the south western side uphill was quite mushy. 
Frozen leaves on the ground I hear you crying: "Now shut the fuck up and show me all that red crazyness!".
@jlj Which of them seems better so far? What's your first impression?
@movq Hahaha, that sounds pretty cool! :-D
@movq @fastidious Thank you, mates! The farmer would probably not be amused by your crop circles. :-D
Chlorophilia #7 from May: 
Crop field in front of Mt. Hohenstaufen On our way back from the really nice trip to see the little foxes we came across this cool looking crop field. In the background our backyard mountain Hohenstaufen is overseeing the area. It was quite windy that partially cloudy day. That probably helped us earlier not getting sniffed too early by the kit. Laying on lookout for over an hour, we were finally rewarded. You might want to check it out.
@fastidious Hahaha, SCNR: Old common German timestamp format is "21.11.2021, 21:19 Uhr", DIN 5008 recommends ISO 8601 formatted timestamps nowadays (old format is only allowed for domestic recipients), but I actually never see this used in the wild. Only true Americans use middle endian, not somebody in Down Under. Although Australia does have weird quarter hour timezones, they don't have that crazy seven minute based offsets. What are you implying here?! :-P
@prologic Quite some cats and dogs coming down. Glad you're home. :-)
Yep, I can't think of any country where those drinking reasons don't apply to.
@kt84 Very nice, but quite a price tag. Ouch.
@prologic I fear so, yes. The intent is great, but I don't see it working out. Like building bird houses, birds are just not moving in from what I saw, heard and experienced. Using them as feeding stations is more successful, though.
@prologic Not sure I got your question correctly, but the buildings in the foreground are small garden sheds. They're part of an allotment garden area. People rent them so they can garden and plant veggies or just flowers. Not sure what rules they have. And the castle on top is an upperclass restaurant and hotel now. I've been there twice when friends celebrated their weddings. I don't consider all this as my neighborhood – unfortunately.
@fastidious If he's not camping on the rock he was standing on in one of your photos, he should be alright, I reckon. :-) Camping is great fun, enjoy Fastidiousboy!
@movq Yep, let's go there.
@movq At least not around here. Settlement density is way too high for that.
@fastidious Yep, very good kitchen and also very expensive everything up there. Nothing for the small wallet. @movq Allerdings! :-)
@fastidious Reminds me of the Windows XP background. :-D But the green is surreal, very nice!
Chlorophilia #6 from March: Probably around the 10-15°C range, spring was on its way and the alternating sun and clouds made for a lovely day. 
Castle Staufeneck and allotment garden area This one didn't make it in my calendar.
@prologic Now they're worthless for a bucket brigade. ;-)
@prologic @thecanine Yup, we call it insect hotels over here. And most of them are pretty empty, too.
@movq I definitely prefer the clean version. :-) The best neighbors are those who you never see and hear.
@prologic Nah, he's the new cleaner and washes the timber floor.
@fastidious Agreed, alcohol is much more dangerous than guns. :-D
@ionores @fastidious Cool, I never had a real tree house in the woods. But our dad built us a small hut on posts in the garden. After the first holidays in Italy we then also needed a green tiltable window shutter to play shop.
@ullarah Oh my goodness, that long and wide shaving! Holy crap, this is just insane! Really beautiful! Thanks for pointing out that channel. I'm already hooked and watching video after video. My Saturday is "ruined". :-D
@fastidious My brother and I used to fly them on the looong inclined paddock just across our house when we were small.
Absolutely, @ionores! :-) They're sooo adorable. Haha, yes, @fastidious, while the American squirrels are gray, European ones are either red or brown. I happened to get both of them in one shot. Back then my mate and I saw four squirrels, two red and two brown ones, when we came down the local mountain on the narrow back path. We could watch them for over half an hour, quite insane. 
Red and brown squirrel Even more squirrels. I like the red ones very much, just such a cool color. It might be just a matter of camouflage, but I see red ones a bit more often than brown squirrels. Today's rodent was a brown one, though.
@ullarah Yeah, the siren was neat. :-) Oh cool, I need to check Dylan out, never came across him!
@prologic Neither am I. But I still really enjoy and value the "don't make noise and don't grate on your neighbors' nerves" day a lot.
@prologic I forgot that this is different in Down Under and many other parts of the world. Sundays are resting days over here. Shops are closed (I think just cafés, restaurants and other food things are allowed to open). No noise, no nothing. But people are starting to ignore that.
I just saw a squirrel jumping around in the neighbor's trees. It reminded me of chlorophilia #5 from July: 
Squirrel walking up a tree trunk More squirrel photos from that day.
@prologic Bwhahahahahhaa: "Yep, there we go. Boom! I just took a video." :-D
Yep, several ants are doing their work More photos from my trip alone into the woods when spring was starting off.
Great spotted woodpecker Three worse woodpecker photos are waiting for you.