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@prologic Nah. 😅 I was just wondering because my posts show up the twtxt.net website as well.
@prologic Does this apply to external feeds as well? 🤔
@prologic Does this apply to external feeds as well? 🤔
@prologic Does this apply to external feeds as well? 🤔
@stigatle Wahaha, yay, programming language war! 😂
@stigatle Wahaha, yay, programming language war! 😂
@stigatle Wahaha, yay, programming language war! 😂
@prologic There is? What is it, attach a rubberband rope? 🥴
@prologic There is? What is it, attach a rubberband rope? 🥴
@prologic There is? What is it, attach a rubberband rope? 🥴
@prologic Maybe as a kid, not sure. 😂 I’ve certainly never thrown one in such a manner that it came back to me. 😅
@prologic Maybe as a kid, not sure. 😂 I’ve certainly never thrown one in such a manner that it came back to me. 😅
@prologic Maybe as a kid, not sure. 😂 I’ve certainly never thrown one in such a manner that it came back to me. 😅
@lyse That is one biiiig boomerang! 😅
@lyse That is one biiiig boomerang! 😅
@lyse That is one biiiig boomerang! 😅
They moved a lot closer together by now:



That thing on the left? That’s an airplane. 😅
They moved a lot closer together by now:



That thing on the left? That’s an airplane. 😅
They moved a lot closer together by now:



That thing on the left? That’s an airplane. 😅
I don’t think I’ve seen Patrick Stewart laugh before … Like, genuinely laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlLbZVxRH60

(The clip they were doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M)
I don’t think I’ve seen Patrick Stewart laugh before … Like, genuinely laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlLbZVxRH60

(The clip they were doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M)
I don’t think I’ve seen Patrick Stewart laugh before … Like, genuinely laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlLbZVxRH60

(The clip they were doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M)
@jlj Welcome to the EU! No, wait … Anyway, welcome and congrats! 🥳
@jlj Welcome to the EU! No, wait … Anyway, welcome and congrats! 🥳
@jlj Welcome to the EU! No, wait … Anyway, welcome and congrats! 🥳
@thecanine I have a hard time even noticing the effect of that setting. 😅 Yes, it’s there, but it’s so subtle …

And, granted, my machine is 10 years old now, so maybe this isn’t really an issue on more modern machines. (But still … 😅)
@thecanine I have a hard time even noticing the effect of that setting. 😅 Yes, it’s there, but it’s so subtle …

And, granted, my machine is 10 years old now, so maybe this isn’t really an issue on more modern machines. (But still … 😅)
@thecanine I have a hard time even noticing the effect of that setting. 😅 Yes, it’s there, but it’s so subtle …

And, granted, my machine is 10 years old now, so maybe this isn’t really an issue on more modern machines. (But still … 😅)
@lyse What she says there at the end has mindboggling consequences:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzkD5SeuwzM&t=510s

Creatures that live in the distant future will have no way of knowing that there’s anything but their own galaxy. 😳 No idea of the big bang, nothing.
@lyse What she says there at the end has mindboggling consequences:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzkD5SeuwzM&t=510s

Creatures that live in the distant future will have no way of knowing that there’s anything but their own galaxy. 😳 No idea of the big bang, nothing.
@lyse What she says there at the end has mindboggling consequences:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzkD5SeuwzM&t=510s

Creatures that live in the distant future will have no way of knowing that there’s anything but their own galaxy. 😳 No idea of the big bang, nothing.
PSA: Turn off YouTube’s completely useless “ambient mode” to save lots of CPU cycles.

PSA: Turn off YouTube’s completely useless “ambient mode” to save lots of CPU cycles.

PSA: Turn off YouTube’s completely useless “ambient mode” to save lots of CPU cycles.

@stigatle That’s going to be a client that posts to *yarn*, right? Not a generic twtxt client?
@stigatle That’s going to be a client that posts to *yarn*, right? Not a generic twtxt client?
@stigatle That’s going to be a client that posts to *yarn*, right? Not a generic twtxt client?
@prologic Thanks, yeah, I’ll post something. Might take a couple more months/years, though. 😅
@prologic Thanks, yeah, I’ll post something. Might take a couple more months/years, though. 😅
@prologic Thanks, yeah, I’ll post something. Might take a couple more months/years, though. 😅
I’m not doing a lot of computer stuff lately, hence it’s a bit quiet over here.

Instead, I’m spending more time fiddling with music and audio stuff. Latest gadget, an additional microphone for my electric upright bass:

[Photo (1.6 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/photo.jpg)

More expensive instruments often have such a microphone builtin, but not mine, since I went for the cheapest model available. 🤪

Normally, mine only has a piezo pickup, which sounds like this (headphones advised for all of these clips):

[raw_pickup.flac (1.7 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/raw_pickup.flac)

It’s pretty dull, especially when using the bow. So, with that additional mic and some reverb, I now get this:

[mix.flac (3.6 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/mix.flac)

Much better. I’m not 100% happy with the result, but it’s a big improvement nonetheless.

The mic alone sounds like this:

[raw_mic.flac (2 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/raw_mic.flac)

… and of course, I’m still learning how to play this thing properly. 😅 Using the bow is pretty hard.
I’m not doing a lot of computer stuff lately, hence it’s a bit quiet over here.

Instead, I’m spending more time fiddling with music and audio stuff. Latest gadget, an additional microphone for my electric upright bass:

[Photo (1.6 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/photo.jpg)

More expensive instruments often have such a microphone builtin, but not mine, since I went for the cheapest model available. 🤪

Normally, mine only has a piezo pickup, which sounds like this (headphones advised for all of these clips):

[raw_pickup.flac (1.7 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/raw_pickup.flac)

It’s pretty dull, especially when using the bow. So, with that additional mic and some reverb, I now get this:

[mix.flac (3.6 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/mix.flac)

Much better. I’m not 100% happy with the result, but it’s a big improvement nonetheless.

The mic alone sounds like this:

[raw_mic.flac (2 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/raw_mic.flac)

… and of course, I’m still learning how to play this thing properly. 😅 Using the bow is pretty hard.
I’m not doing a lot of computer stuff lately, hence it’s a bit quiet over here.

Instead, I’m spending more time fiddling with music and audio stuff. Latest gadget, an additional microphone for my electric upright bass:

[Photo (1.6 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/photo.jpg)

More expensive instruments often have such a microphone builtin, but not mine, since I went for the cheapest model available. 🤪

Normally, mine only has a piezo pickup, which sounds like this (headphones advised for all of these clips):

[raw_pickup.flac (1.7 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/raw_pickup.flac)

It’s pretty dull, especially when using the bow. So, with that additional mic and some reverb, I now get this:

[mix.flac (3.6 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/mix.flac)

Much better. I’m not 100% happy with the result, but it’s a big improvement nonetheless.

The mic alone sounds like this:

[raw_mic.flac (2 MB)](https://movq.de/v/98c97d69ed/raw_mic.flac)

… and of course, I’m still learning how to play this thing properly. 😅 Using the bow is pretty hard.
@lyse yt-dlp is critical infrastructure … Easy to forget …
@lyse yt-dlp is critical infrastructure … Easy to forget …
@lyse yt-dlp is critical infrastructure … Easy to forget …
The outtakes of Ricky Gervais’ “After Life” are so great:

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAeGQKVMyMY
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2vElLG0rc0

I just love how virtually all of the takes are ruined by Ricky himself because he bursts out laughing. 😂
The outtakes of Ricky Gervais’ “After Life” are so great:

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAeGQKVMyMY
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2vElLG0rc0

I just love how virtually all of the takes are ruined by Ricky himself because he bursts out laughing. 😂
The outtakes of Ricky Gervais’ “After Life” are so great:

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAeGQKVMyMY
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2vElLG0rc0

I just love how virtually all of the takes are ruined by Ricky himself because he bursts out laughing. 😂
Jupiter and Venus this evening:

Jupiter and Venus this evening:

Jupiter and Venus this evening:

@lyse 06 is a stunning shot. 👌

Yeah, it was pretty windy here too. And then we were at 10°C today with some light rain, which was surprisingly warm. Sat on the balcony for a while. 🧘
@lyse 06 is a stunning shot. 👌

Yeah, it was pretty windy here too. And then we were at 10°C today with some light rain, which was surprisingly warm. Sat on the balcony for a while. 🧘
@lyse 06 is a stunning shot. 👌

Yeah, it was pretty windy here too. And then we were at 10°C today with some light rain, which was surprisingly warm. Sat on the balcony for a while. 🧘
@prologic Ah, right, that would be “Arrival”: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrival_(film)
@prologic Ah, right, that would be “Arrival”: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrival_(film)
@prologic Ah, right, that would be “Arrival”: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrival_(film)
@logout Welcome to the club. 😅 Did the floppies/CDs still work?
@logout Welcome to the club. 😅 Did the floppies/CDs still work?
@logout Welcome to the club. 😅 Did the floppies/CDs still work?
Brilliant image! 🤣 https://gnulinux.ch/vim-verlassen-mit-stil (Also, great movie.)
Brilliant image! 🤣 https://gnulinux.ch/vim-verlassen-mit-stil (Also, great movie.)
Brilliant image! 🤣 https://gnulinux.ch/vim-verlassen-mit-stil (Also, great movie.)
@lyse Oh, nice, I’m glad/surprised that someone actually still uses this. 😅 💚

We used to have it running on a Raspberry Pi in the office (this was 8 years ago, February 2015):



Nice photo. 👌 It’s all foggy here, can’t see anything.
@lyse Oh, nice, I’m glad/surprised that someone actually still uses this. 😅 💚

We used to have it running on a Raspberry Pi in the office (this was 8 years ago, February 2015):



Nice photo. 👌 It’s all foggy here, can’t see anything.
@lyse Oh, nice, I’m glad/surprised that someone actually still uses this. 😅 💚

We used to have it running on a Raspberry Pi in the office (this was 8 years ago, February 2015):



Nice photo. 👌 It’s all foggy here, can’t see anything.
@lyse Rally English is best English! 😂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AtDEbHOcd8
@lyse Rally English is best English! 😂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AtDEbHOcd8
@lyse Rally English is best English! 😂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AtDEbHOcd8
@lyse I see, alright. (I just found an actual bug in that area, though … Sigh.)
@lyse I see, alright. (I just found an actual bug in that area, though … Sigh.)
@lyse I see, alright. (I just found an actual bug in that area, though … Sigh.)
@lyse jenny uses if-modified-since and then ignores all twts that are older than the newest twt we saw last time. 🤔 Did anything fancy happen to your feed?
@lyse jenny uses if-modified-since and then ignores all twts that are older than the newest twt we saw last time. 🤔 Did anything fancy happen to your feed?
@lyse jenny uses if-modified-since and then ignores all twts that are older than the newest twt we saw last time. 🤔 Did anything fancy happen to your feed?
@prologic Can I? I mean, usually I probably can, but at the moment nothing shows up:

https://twtxt.net/external?uri=https://lyse.isobeef.org/twtxt.txt&nick=lyse

😅
@prologic Can I? I mean, usually I probably can, but at the moment nothing shows up:

https://twtxt.net/external?uri=https://lyse.isobeef.org/twtxt.txt&nick=lyse

😅
@prologic Can I? I mean, usually I probably can, but at the moment nothing shows up:

https://twtxt.net/external?uri=https://lyse.isobeef.org/twtxt.txt&nick=lyse

😅
Mhh, bah, my client missed one of your twts. The one starting with “At least there's that, good.”. 😩
Mhh, bah, my client missed one of your twts. The one starting with “At least there's that, good.”. 😩
Mhh, bah, my client missed one of your twts. The one starting with “At least there's that, good.”. 😩
@lyse Okay, wow. This is a much more involved process than what I was expecting. 😳
@lyse Okay, wow. This is a much more involved process than what I was expecting. 😳
@lyse Okay, wow. This is a much more involved process than what I was expecting. 😳
@lyse Luckily, most of the WiFi stuff has been sorted, yeah. So no more compulsory commutes. I might go there, though, to play some Pool. 🎱 😁 But most certainly not every day.
@lyse Luckily, most of the WiFi stuff has been sorted, yeah. So no more compulsory commutes. I might go there, though, to play some Pool. 🎱 😁 But most certainly not every day.
@lyse Luckily, most of the WiFi stuff has been sorted, yeah. So no more compulsory commutes. I might go there, though, to play some Pool. 🎱 😁 But most certainly not every day.
@lyse

> You could have just looked at the alternative text of the image in the announcement twt. 8-)

Ah, shit. 🤦 😅
@lyse

> You could have just looked at the alternative text of the image in the announcement twt. 8-)

Ah, shit. 🤦 😅
@lyse

> You could have just looked at the alternative text of the image in the announcement twt. 8-)

Ah, shit. 🤦 😅
@lyse That looks like really annoying german Matschwetter. 😅

It took me quite a long time to find out what bird that is, but I think I got it now:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_nuthatch (Kleiber)

Never seen such a tree, either. Then again, I don’t see lots of trees close up anyway. 🥴
@lyse That looks like really annoying german Matschwetter. 😅

It took me quite a long time to find out what bird that is, but I think I got it now:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_nuthatch (Kleiber)

Never seen such a tree, either. Then again, I don’t see lots of trees close up anyway. 🥴
@lyse That looks like really annoying german Matschwetter. 😅

It took me quite a long time to find out what bird that is, but I think I got it now:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_nuthatch (Kleiber)

Never seen such a tree, either. Then again, I don’t see lots of trees close up anyway. 🥴
I’ve been to the office almost every day for the last 5 weeks (debugging WiFi in our various buildings) and it really took a toll on me. I’m exhausted. It’s so much overhead to drive to the office, a ridiculous waste of resources and time. How did we ever consider this normal? 😨

Not one traffic jam, though. Looks like lots of people are still working from home as well. Put another way: Back in the day, it took *even longer* to get to the office due to bad traffic! Oof.
I’ve been to the office almost every day for the last 5 weeks (debugging WiFi in our various buildings) and it really took a toll on me. I’m exhausted. It’s so much overhead to drive to the office, a ridiculous waste of resources and time. How did we ever consider this normal? 😨

Not one traffic jam, though. Looks like lots of people are still working from home as well. Put another way: Back in the day, it took *even longer* to get to the office due to bad traffic! Oof.
I’ve been to the office almost every day for the last 5 weeks (debugging WiFi in our various buildings) and it really took a toll on me. I’m exhausted. It’s so much overhead to drive to the office, a ridiculous waste of resources and time. How did we ever consider this normal? 😨

Not one traffic jam, though. Looks like lots of people are still working from home as well. Put another way: Back in the day, it took *even longer* to get to the office due to bad traffic! Oof.
@abucci I don’t know what happened. I agree, though: Not OK. I just wanted to leave this “+1” here, because your post shouldn’t drown in the noise, thus falsly creating the impression that nobody cares or that people silently disagree with you.
@abucci I don’t know what happened. I agree, though: Not OK. I just wanted to leave this “+1” here, because your post shouldn’t drown in the noise, thus falsly creating the impression that nobody cares or that people silently disagree with you.
@abucci I don’t know what happened. I agree, though: Not OK. I just wanted to leave this “+1” here, because your post shouldn’t drown in the noise, thus falsly creating the impression that nobody cares or that people silently disagree with you.