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Hi Everyone! For the month of February @prologic and I are donating our beer budget to the yarn.social collective!! We would love for the yarn community to join us in not only ‘dry February’ but also making a financial donation. Funds
collected will be used to pay a mobile developer to help build the mobile app! (@prologic can speak to these tech goals)
I have kicked it off. Bye wine 🍷 I will
miss you! 
Donations can be made via open collective.com and just search for yarn.social
@lyse thanks for these! surprisingly I have actually already seen a couple of these! I love the primitive builders. also I am fascinated by snow camping?!? hot tents, cars etc. I think because it’s so far removed from what we have here!
@lyse probably closer to the hour mark. I also forget to blink so my eyes get sore from being dry. I think it’s especially good at night time.
For the last 2 years we have used this Moreton Bay Fig as our Christmas tree
The children were disappointed that we didn’t have a plastic one. But I think this one works great! Live pine trees are not common here. That was one thing I really enjoyed living in the US. I loved the smell of the Xmas pine tree! Anyone else care to share pic of their Xmas tree??? we would love to see them!!
@gnuposting it is not legal to be that good at gardening.
I am stuck at home recovering from surgery and getting bored. does anyone have any YouTube channel recommendations?
@lyse oh I see Amazon.com have them really cheap. I think it’s worth trying!
yeah I have them. I started with a cheap pair (plastic) from department store. I think cost was $7. they tone down the glare. I will often get sore eyes from screens. I liked it so much I had them put the tint onto my usual prescription glasses. the bright white screen turns slightly yellow. we can probably organize to send you a cheap pair to try.
@eaplmx soo cute!! love the costume. our dog would just eat his costume so we’ve never bothered!
those tents on top of cars are popular here right now. I’m terrified of climbing ladders so wouldn’t suit is!! plus we have 4 ppl and they look rather small.
a Disney photo that our 7 year old daughter took last night
@eaplmx nah todays weather was nothing to be envious about. was awful.
@carsten that’s awesome. I need one for my phone!
so my friend gave me a bean. it grew into a huge beanstalk and now we have lots of beans, does anyone know what sort of beans these are?
FYI- these kittens are in our care from the RSPCA (animal welfare association). they were abandoned at 3 weeks old by an irresponsible pet owner. We are looking after them until they are big enough to be go to their forever homes. 😿😻
box of kittens
@blueneko welcome! lovely to have you here! 
we like cats too! currently have 5 kittens!
I is a cat in a basket 
@tkanos there are no festivals/ pumpkin patches etc. remembering of course we are in spring not fall. it was horrendous last night with the heat and humidity. the polyester costumes clinging to wet skin.
@tkanos oh it’s not a huge thing. becoming bigger each year. young children get dressed up and go trick or treating but not many houses participate. however there are some neighborhoods that do go all out. a bit like Christmas I suppose.
snooze time
we are the proud (foster) of these 6
@prologic the people who stayed on and are now joining a class action!! 😂😂they’re laughing all the way to the bank!!
@prologic err yeah. feel real sorry for the guy. 🙄
search engine. works. great job everyone!! cool new feature.
@darch I like the purple! I have always wanted to use a purple colour scheme for yarn as it represents bi partisan support (or lack thereof!)
happy last day!!@prologic 
one of them had some tape (?) wrapped around its antlers. these are not native to Australia. Considered a feral pest.
can you see the deer?
how many times have you heard people say ‘if only there were an excel spreadsheet for that’ 😂😂😂
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Frost on the ground in BNE in this morning! for all you ‘notherners’ - this is rare for us in the SUBTROPICS!!!
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the new EGO electric ride on mower. I’m putting it on my Xmas list. despite the fact it won’t actually fit through our side gate!
@prologic the real question is: will the family be going on another lovely bush walk today? 🧐
@screem perfect! Market is tight atm. He will give you my number. I’m asleep at the yarn chat time 😭
just thought I would share this photo of Algae.
@screem hey! I work in real estate if you need help finding a place to live! You know how to find me! 🤗
@ullarah @ullarah that’s so awesome!! All we get here are the ‘Lego friends’ series. I would like to try out the art creators (?) series
@james That’s a very old photo!! It is sometimes nice to remember when one was young!
What a great weekend!! Sitting at home with a broken foot. Getting lots of you-tubing in!!
@carsten wow!! the local fruit & veg store have a big machine to do this for customers! really good!!
@david they look great! we’ve got a couple of cast iron pans that I use on occasion. I prefer the creuset range- because I am time poor and can throw them in the dishwasher!
here’s a fun analogy:
what do you think of this brick 🧱
yep will definitely break some windows
no it’s for building
oh right- yep will make a good house
no it’s for building a garden bed
oh right- nope wrong kind of brick.. 🙊
anyone been to kingfisher bay resort on Fraser Island? could be a good local option for my holiday!
I’m ready for a holiday. all inclusive resort with childcare- it’s calling me !! anyone got some ideas.. no planes!!
@screem welcome!! great to see a new pod!! woohoo 🎉
@kayos hi! I’m the site admin.. meaning I’m the administrator.. meaning I make cups of coffee for the lead developer.
we have had this discussion many times on many long car rides 😬
I fully understand the need for the dopamine hit and without introducing ‘likes’ and such yarn.social as a brand will suffer. however, it’s not here to make money. it’s more like social media rehab. we can’t be different if we are the same. we can’t spread the message if the message is tainted.
I really hope you stick around 🧶
@kayos 👍 (see what I did there)
@prologic as long as it is user friendly. not all the users have computer science degrees.. 🤪
(“KFC Bundamba now open”) wow haven’t seen one of these plane banners in forever!! @ullarah heading your way!! 😂😂
@prologic i thought the only ‘social’ rules were the ones in the user guide. and these were only really implemented to satisfy App Store. I have no idea about development rules.
@prologic ohh sounds good. where do I buy it??
the creek was really nice- actually flowing.
@eaplmx maybe pavlova… but not as a specific holiday cake
@prologic citronella geraniums are an interesting choice… 🤣
@prologic errr I don’t think it was this house work.. 😜
@pc yarn is heaps better than Twitter!! Twitter is so bad even Jack Dorsey quit!! 🤣🤣🤣
@johanbove great!! nice to have you join us!! 🥳
@superyarn hey! welcome to yarn! where is the world do you hail from?
@dooven hey 👋 you’re alive!! welcome back! 🥳
@eaplmx 😂😂😂 fantastic!! welcome to yarn! 🥳
@prologic gimme back my husband!! how much is the ransom? 😱
@prologic I got the most amazing husband in the whole world!! 💖🎄
unfortunately something got this little guy! hope it wasn’t our dog!! 
@eldersnake eeek! that does not seem like it will end well- for us.
forgot to say this is a native colloquially known as a ‘butcher bird’.
this little guy got a bit wet in all the rain this week!
@fastidious (#zgpm4sa) @fastidious every week the local optometrist puts a funny joke on their sign.
today’s jokes alludes to the writer charging their guests for beers and parking etc when they visit the writers home.
what a fun gift idea!! 
floating moon!!
lucky coffee!! 🍀
our Xmas tree this year is a Moreton Bay Fig, decorated by our daughters 🤗
@fastidious it’s like living on acreage but the council mow it! we just get to enjoy the space, there’s also a small playground for our girls.
@ullarah welcome! great to have new people!! 🥳
@meff I felt positively naked without the mask this week!! 😂
@ionores hey you’re still alive! good to see you again!
@darch if a post contained personal information, this would be in violation of Yarn’s privacy and abuse policy. of course the pod admin could delete it. however as all things on the web… once it’s out there it’s difficult to contain. we could have a ‘dumbass’ clause that explicitly states ‘ Do not post personal or sensitive information on the web.’ 🤪
@darch Imho articles 16 and 17 relate primarily to data that is of a personal nature. I think the intent of those particular articles is not applicable to yarn as yarn collects and stores NO data of a personal nature- not even email addresses.
the articles do not specifically address opinions and the like which on other platforms are strongly linked to user’s personal information.
#localwonders #weir
@prologic I think we’ve been hosting most of our own stuff for a while now. I like that my children’s photos are not on someone else’s server.
peek-a-boo!! 
there’s a storm brewing!! 
@stigatle wow we were hedging bets here. I had it for somewhere in the Appalachians… not too far off then 😂😂😂😂
@stigatle wow that’s absolutely beautiful! where is the world is it?
@darch fair point. ‘Manifesto’ to me screams unabomber, and I wouldn’t want to see Yarn go down the Parlor track.
