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@prologic Actually Iโm a little confused because Iโm already running it on iOS. ๐คจ
@prologic let me know if you need another tester.
@thejuicemedia Aukward! ๐คฃ
@mckinley @prologic i was reading the manual online and it has a bunch of commands (like cut and paste) that my shitty Mac OS ed doesnโt. ๐
did the gnu people add more features to ed? ๐ค
@slashdot โartificial intelligenceโ i.e. a reproduction of the function of the human brain i.e. when a computer adds 2 numbers together or something
@mckinley Right! Also realistically I only need a new one to play some ancient windows games so its not even worth it
Iโm reaching the point where my refusal to buy a new computer is about to transform into a refusal to have a computer. Not sure if good or bad
@slashdot @prologic This is so funny to me. Poor cars are too cyborg to live ๐
@prologic morning! what is it? Crema minus the coffee?
@darch seems like self flagellation for liberal users of social media who wonโt see the forest for the trees ๐
@slashdot @prologic AI is when a computer does something without you having to open the Start Menu. ๐
@antonio @dooven @prologic Um the one other thing is if you open the app with no connection to the server it logs you out. Not a big deal but a little pain
@prologic are you a dev for the app? itโs rrally good except for 1 or 2 things but I thought it was abandoned
Oh man I might have to switch from gorion to the web app since profiles on other pods donโt load anything on gorion. Dโoh!
Individual you are charged with Socio endangerment level one. duty sword operate
Nice dude! You get any snow in aus??
@prologic bruh is that unbelieveable based self hosted youtube ๐คญ
@prologic just get vaxed homey. once youโve joined the collective you can go anywhere minus the mask 
in america ๐
I need to reinstall a mailserver but Iโve realised I donโt really understand postfix. ๐
@prologic the thing i'm most upset about is they say "long covid" has some effects. I dont like that. If we are just supposed to accept that... I'm mad... One thing you learn in biology school is 10% of the human genome is historical viral inserts. These little shits have been pushing us around long enough imo. They're not even legitimate organisms. It's just insulting
@prologic my most extreme opinion is we should ban boomers from international flights... naval travel only. ๐
I picked a great year to get into the STALKER video game / book / movie. When I wear mask to the grocery I feel like one of those chernobyl fellas
I actually got the vax at work because my boss sent me an email that they had some extra ones. The second dose was frankly pretty painful. Since I'm pretty sure I'm due for a third sometime soon, I can't help but wonder, will it be better or worse? And furthermore as a guy who blew off the last 3 years of flu shots out of laziness I've enjoyed not having to worry about that outdated virus since everybody masking up shut it down... seemingly...
@prologic Can I just say, as a guy who got vaxed a few months ago, I love the Freedom (USA!) it affords me to go to my favorite grocery store and bar ๐. However the thought has crossed my mind more than a few times that if people were good at cooperation a 1 month global lockdown in March 2020 would have solved all of our problems... ah well
@prologic Well it's interesting to hear people's thoughts on a controvertial global and topical issue ๐. That's what social media is all about I guess.
@prologic ok then I can understand your annoyance ๐คฃ
@lyxal @prologic james you might like geocaching. my favorite part is when youre close to the cache, you have to look around and think, โwhat kind of wacky place would people put their stash?โ and 99% of the time youโre right.
@prologic @lyxal lol I was walking in the woods recently and i saw a medical bottle on the ground. it was a geocache! i put it back in the gnarly tree it obviously fell out of. good stuff. the last ppl there were a โcubscoutโ troop in march
@prologic @lyxal lol I was walking in the woods recently and i saw a medical bottle on the ground. it was a geocache! i put it back in the gnarly tree it obviously fell out of. good stuff. the last ppl there were a โcubscoutโ troop in march
@prologic Makes me wonder what year "wrong timezone" became a meaningful problem to human beings ๐
@prologic While I get the whole thing about "light speed" (lol) it still blows my mind that usa and aus can videochat etc with minimal latency. Crazy stuff. What is it 8 minutes to the sun or something? or is that mars?
What 2fa app do you all use for Gitea, if any?
@prologic I've been using google voice for years and I don't want to force my friends and family to update my number. ๐ญ
More whining but, I'm getting real frustrated lately by
* using google account
* search engines
* passwords and 2fa
* the internet as a tool in general ๐
More whining but, I'm getting real frustrated lately by\n* using google account\n* search engines\n* passwords and 2fa\n* the internet as a tool in general ๐
@prologic One thing I've learned about people from ssb is no matter how sleek and offline you want to be, they really want to upload gigantic multimedia files of their cat. which i respect. maybe in the future that won't be as big a deal as it is for my poor android
@prologic ๐ Dang I hope it doesn't last too long!
I'm a big fan of scuttlebutt and especially their android app manyverse, but storing and indexing the ssb network ruins my android. He can't handle it. ๐ซ๐
@anth @prologic Come to libera mate it's the exact same network with the same people. It's a hostname change in practice!!!
@novaburst ceterum censeo
@slashdot @prologic Wasn't the worst technology in 1984 tv screens with cameras on them? It's too late!! hahah!! ๐ป
@maya Mine too. My mother asked me about it recently and I said "huh?"
a grey winter day in an old hotel
Learning geography: usa 50 states. canada 10 provinces. australia 6 states. Conclusion: make PR a state, give delaware and hawaii to canada, UK can become australia's newest 4 states for an even 10
@prologic @jlj Wow what is this, some kind of InsuReCtion against freenode? ๐ต๏ธ๐ฎ๐
@prologic It's back pain that comes from misuse of computer furniture
@movq The placebo Dunning Kruger effect effect ๐ง
I gave myself "mouse shoulder" so bad I've become left handed.๐ซ
@eldersnake It's always "a different opinion" but in my experience when you go have a look at it it's a "bigoted opinion". I wish people would be more careful to use specific examples when discussing this topic as it would prevent a lot of confusion and ill will.
@prologic That is super nasty. What did they say on freenode?
@onezeroeight When I make it I use pepper, garlic and sometimes hot peppers. Also sometimes bay leaves. It's very good.
im starting to get very upset with corporate owned social media. its not a good set up imo
@prologic It wore off after about 6 hours. Not bad! ๐ช
I got dose one of the pfizer vaccine today. I feel like shit! It's like a bad cold minus the snot and the sore throat. ๐
@adi I use the system keyboard on my phone ๐
@xuu @prologic Cool I'm definitely going to try this in the futute.
@prologic Aren't there some features like discoverability that don't work as well on single user pods? I ran my own mastodon instance and it felt pretty isolating.
I need to buy a new phone, new computer, new shoes, and a new bike tire. Will I do any of these things? unlikely
@prologic If you say "I hope you \n" to someone the automods insta suspend you ๐
@prologic If you say "I hope you [some series of unfortunate events]" to someone the automods insta suspend you ๐
I got suspended from twitter again <3
@xj9 + image in a complementary system
@slashdot @prologic Reminds me of one of the ssb devs saying "ssb does have an algorithm: chronological ordering"
It worked. That is cool. Time for experiment 2: unfollowing reposter bots to clean up my timeline. Will they still appear in Discovery? What makes a pod pull in a feed such that I can see it without following?
Testing twt net without JS!!
@prologic yeah honestly man i highly respect your egregious use of the emotes ๐ it's as it should be
@eldersnake For work I use a sentence, for pleasure I use a script I wrote that dumps "random" strings (not random). I'm sure it's insecure somehow.
My work password requirements: minimum 30 characters, special symbols etc. My password recovery secret question: a 6 letter word that's in the dictionary
@eldersnake @adi Did you ever try that "buy me a coffee" type of thing? I remember the Humble Bundle guys made hella money just by saying "it's free BUT here's an optional payment button"
I feel like a bad person for saying this, but: I miss likes ๐ถ
@eldersnake @prologic I left fb years ago.... just have to figure out how to get the rest of the universe to do the right thing. ๐
@prologic ๐ To be clear this was a Bloomberg article about the relative CO2 emissions of Bitcoin and taking an airline flight.
It annoys the shit out of me when people say "you can't criticise thing because other thing is also bad" ๐ง
@prologic This is looking good! Is the source public somewhere?
| The purple represents bipartisanship. Red+blue. White is peace. \nApropos of nothing when I read this I burst out laughing ๐๐
| The purple represents bipartisanship. Red+blue. White is peace.
Apropos of nothing when I read this I burst out laughing ๐๐
Ok I hacked the requirements in setup.py and got it to work. ๐
@eldersnake @prologic I'm using goryon and it's very good, but it's not being developed right now correct?
@prologic Hi guy this is very sleek. I like it.